In which Sophie talks to hats

Diana Wynne Jones

Howl's Moving Castle

In which Sophie talks to hats

In the land of Ingary, where such things asseven-league boots and cloaks of invisibility really exist, it isquite a misfortune to be born the eldest of three. Everyone knows youare the one who will fail first, and worst, if the three of you setout to seek your fortunes.

Sophie Hatter was the eldest of three sisters. She was not eventhe child of a poor woodcutter, which might have given her somechance of success. Her parents were well to do and kept aladies? hat shop in the prosperous town of Market Chipping.True, her own mother died when Sophie was just two years old and hersister Lettie was one year old, and their father married his youngestshop assistant, a pretty blonde girl called Fanny. Fanny shortly gavebirth to the third sister, Martha. This ought to have made Sophie andLettie into Ugly Sisters, but in fact all three girls grew up verypretty indeed, though Lettie was the one everyone said was mostbeautiful. Fanny treated all three girls with the same kindness anddid not favor Martha in the least.

Mr. Hatter was proud of his three daughters and sent them all tothe best school in town. Sophie was the most studious. She read agreat deal, and very soon realized how little chance she had of aninteresting future. It was a disappointment to her, but she was stillhappy enough, looking after her sisters and grooming Martha to seekher fortune when the time came. Since Fanny was always busy in theshop, Sophie was the one who looked after the younger two. There wasa certain amount of screaming and hair-pulling between those youngertwo. Lettie was by no means resigned to being the one who, next toSophie, was bound to be the least successful.

?It?s not fair!? Lettie would shout. ?Whyshould Martha have the best of it just because she was born theyoungest? I shall marry a prince, so there!?

To which Martha always retorted that she would end updisgustingly rich without having to marry anybody.

Then Sophie would have to drag them apart and mend their clothes.She was very deft with her needle. As time went on, she made clothesfor her sisters too. There was one deep rose outfit she made forLettie, the May Day before this story really starts, which Fanny saidlooked as if it had come from the most expensive shop inKingsbury.

About this time everyone began talking of the Witch of the Wasteagain. It was said that the Witch had threatened the life of theKing?s daughter and that the King had commanded his personalmagician, Wizard Suliman, to go into the Waste and deal with theWitch. And it seemed that Wizard Suliman had not only failed to dealwith the Witch: he had got himself killed by her.

So when, a few months after that, a tall black castle suddenlyappeared on the hills above Market Chipping, blowing clouds of blacksmoke from its four tall, thin turrets, everybody was fairly surethat the Witch had moved out of the Waste again and was about toterrorize the country the way she used to fifty years ago. People gotvery scared indeed. Nobody went out alone, particularly, at night.What made it all the scarier was that the castle did not stay in thesame place. Sometimes it was a tall black smudge on the moors to thenorthwest, sometimes it reared above the rocks to the east, andsometimes it came right downhill to sit in the heather only justbeyond the last farm to the north. You could see it actually movingsometimes, with smoke pouring out from the turrets in dirty graygusts. For a while everyone was certain that the castle would comeright down into the valley before long, and the Mayor talked ofsending to the King for help.

But the castle stayed roving about the hills, and it was learnedthat it did not belong to the Witch but to Wizard Howl. Wizard Howlwas bad enough. Though he did not seem to want to leave the hills, hewas known to amuse himself by collecting young girls and sucking thesouls from them. Or some people said he ate their hearts. He was anutterly cold-blooded and heartless wizard and no young girl was safefrom him if he caught her on her own. Sophie, Lettie, and Martha,along with all the other girls in Market Chipping, were warned neverto go out alone, which was a great annoyance to them. They wonderedwhat use Wizard Howl found for all the souls he collected.

They had other things on their minds before long, however, for Mr.Hatter had died suddenly just as Sophie was old enough to leaveschool for good. It then appeared that Mr. Hatter had been altogethertoo proud of his daughters. The school fees he had been paying hadleft the shop with quite heavy debts. When the funeral was over,Fanny sat down in the parlor in the house next door to the shop andexplained the situation.

?You?ll all have to leave that school, I?mafraid,? she said. ?I?ve been doing sums back andfront and sideways, and the only way I can see to keep the businessgoing and take care of the three of you is to see you allsettled in a promising apprenticeship somewhere. It isn?tpractical to have you all in the shop. I can?t afford it. Sothis is what I?ve decided. Lettie first??

Lettie looked up, glowing with health and beauty which even sorrowand black clothes could not hide. ?I want to go onlearning,? she said.

?So you shall, love,? said Fanny. ?I?vearranged for you to be apprenticed to Cesari?s, the pastry cookin Market Square. They?ve a name for treating their learnerslike kings and queens, and you should be very happy there, as well aslearning a useful trade. Mrs.Cesari?s a good customer and agood friend, and she?s agreed to squeeze you in as afavor.?

Lettie laughed in a way that showed she was not at all pleased.?Well, thank you,? she said. ?Isn?t it luckythat I like cooking??

Fanny looked relieved. Lettie could be awkwardly strong-minded attimes. ?Now Martha,? she said. ?I know you?refull young to go out and work, so I?ve thought around forsomething that would give you a long, quiet apprenticeship and go onbeing useful to you whatever you decide to do after that. You know myold school friend Annabel Fairfax??

Martha, who was slender and fair, fixed her big gray eyes on Fannyalmost as strong-mindedly as Lettie. ?You mean the one whotalks such a lot,? she said. ?Isn?t she awitch??

?Yes, with a lovely house and clients all over the FoldingValley,? Fanny said eagerly. ?She?s a good woman,Martha. She?ll introduce you to grand people she knows inKingsbury. You?ll be all set up in life when she?s donewith you.?

?She?s a nice lady,? Martha conceded. ?Allright.?

Sophie, listening, felt that Fanny had worked everything out justas it should be. Lettie, as the second daughter, was never likely tocome to much, so Fanny had put her where she might meet a handsomeyoung apprentice and live happily ever after. Martha, who was boundto strike out and make her fortune, would have witchcraft and richfriends to help her. As for Sophie herself, Sophie had no doubt whatwas coming. It did not surprise her when Fanny said, ?Now,Sophie dear, it seems only right and just that you should inherit thehat shop when I retire, being the eldest as you are. So I?vedecided to take you on as an apprentice myself, to give you a chanceto learn the trade. How do you feel about that??

Sophie could hardly say that she simply felt resigned to the hattrade. She thanked Fanny gratefully.

?So that?s settled then!? Fanny said.

The next day Sophie helped Martha pack her clothes in a box, andthe morning after that they all saw her off on the carrier?scart, looking small and upright and nervous. For the way to UpperFolding, where Mrs. Fairfax lived, lay over the hills past WizardHowl?s moving castle. Martha was understandably scared.

? She?ll be all right,? said Lettie. Lettierefused all help with the packing. When the carrier?s cart wasout of sight, Lettie crammed all her possessions into a pillow caseand paid the neighbor?s bootboy sixpence to wheel it in awheelbarrow to Cesari?s in Market Square. Lettie marched behindthe wheelbarrow looking much more cheerful than Sophie expected.Indeed. She had the air of shaking the dust of the hat shop off herfeet.

The bootboy brought back a scribbled note from Lettie, saying shehad put her things in the girls? dormitory and Cesari?sseemed great fun. A week later the carrier brought a letter fromMartha to say that Martha had arrived safely and that Mrs. Fairfaxwas ?a great dear and used honey with everything. She keepsbees.? That was all Sophie heard of her sisters for quite awhile because she started her own apprenticeship the day Martha andLettie left.

Sophie of course knew the hat trade quite well already. Since shewas a tiny child she had run in and out of the big workshed acrossthe yard where the hats were damped and molded on blocks, and flowersand fruit and other trimmings were made from wax and silk. She knewthe people who worked there. Most of them had been there when herfather was a boy. She knew Bessie, the only remaining shop assistant.She knew the customers who bought the hats and the man who drove thecart which fetched raw straw hats in from the country to be shaped onthe blocks in the shed. She knew the other suppliers and how you madefelt for winter hats. There was not really much that Fanny couldteach her, except perhaps the best way to get a customer to buy ahat.

?You lead up to the right hat, love,? Fanny said.?Show them the ones that won?t quite do first, so theyknow the difference as soon as they put the right one on.?

In fact, Sophie did not sell hats very much. After a day or soobserving in the workshed, and another day going round the clothierand the silk merchant?s with Fanny, Fanny set her to trimminghats. Sophie sat in a small alcove at the back of the shop, sewingroses to bonnets and veiling to velours, lining all of them with silkand arranging wax fruit and ribbons stylishly on the outsides. Shewas good at it. She quite liked doing it. But she felt so isolatedand a little dull. The workshop people were too old to be much funand, besides, they treated her as someone apart who was going toinherit the business someday. Bessie treated her the same way.Bessie?s only talk anyway was about the farmer she was going tomarry the week after May Day. Sophie rather envied Fanny, who couldbustle off to bargain with the silk merchant whenever she wanted.

The most interesting thing was the talk from the customers. Nobodycan buy a hat without gossiping. Sophie sat in her alcove andstitched and heard that the Mayor never would eat green vegetables,and that Wizard Howl?s castle had moved round to the cliffsagain, really that man, whisper, whisper, whisper?. The voicesalways dropped low when they talked of Wizard Howl, but Sophiegathered that he had caught a girl down the valley last month.?Bluebeard!? said the whispers, and then became voicesagain to say that Jane Farrier was a perfect disgrace the way she didher hair. That was one who would never attract even WizardHowl, let alone a respectable man. Then there would be a fleeting,fearful whisper about the Witch of the Waste. Sophie began to feelthat Wizard Howl and the Witch of the Waste should get together.

?They seem to be made for one another. Someone ought toarrange a match,? she remarked to the hat she was trimming atthat moment.

But by the end of the month the gossip in the shop was suddenlyall about Lettie. Cesari?s, it seemed, was packed withgentlemen from morning to night, each one buying quantities of cakesand demanding to be served by Lettie. She had ten proposals ofmarriage, ranging in quality from the Mayor?s son to the ladwho swept the streets, and she had refused them all, saying she wastoo young to make up her mind yet.

?I call that sensible of her,? Sophie said to thebonnet she was pleating silk into.

Fanny was pleased with this news. ?I knew she?d be allright!? she said happily. It occurred to Sophie that Fanny wasglad Lettie was no longer around.

?Lettie?s bad for custom,? she told the bonnet,pleating away at the mushroom-colored silk. ?She would makeeven you look glamorous, you dowdy old thing. Other ladies look atLettie and despair.?

Sophie talked to hats more and more as weeks went by. There was noone else much to talk to. Fanny was out bargaining, or trying to whipup custom, much of the day, and Bessie was busy serving and tellingeveryone her wedding plans. Sophie got into the habit of putting eachhat on the stand as she finished it, where it sat almost looking likea head without a body, and pausing while she told the hat what thebody under it ought to be like. She flattered the hats a bit, becauseyou should flatter customers.

?You have mysterious allure,? she told one that wasall veiling with hidden twinkles. To a wide, creamy hat with rosesunder the brim, she said, ?You are going to have to marrymoney!? and to a caterpillar-green straw with a curly greenfeather she said, ?You are young as a spring leaf.? Shetold pink bonnets they had dimpled charm and smart hats trimmed withvelvet that they were witty. She told the mushroom-pleated bonnet,?You have a heart of gold and someone in a high position willsee it and fall in love with you.? This was because she wassorry for that particular bonnet. It looked so fussy and plain.

Jane Farrier came into the shop next day and bought it. Her hairdid look a little strange, Sophie thought, peeping out of her alcove,as if Jane had wound it round a row of pokers. It seemed a pity shehad chosen that bonnet. But everyone seemed to be buying hats andbonnets around then. Maybe it was Fanny?s sales talk or maybeit was spring coming on, but the hat trade was definitely picking up.Fanny began to say, a little guiltily, ?I think Ishouldn?t have been in such a hurry to get Martha and Lettieplaced out. At this rate we might have managed.?

There was so much custom as April drew on towards May Day thatSophie had to put on a demure gray dress and help in the shop too.But such was the demand that she was hard at trimming hats in betweencustomers, and every evening she took them next door to the house,where she worked by lamplight far into the night in order to havehats to sell the next day. Caterpillar-green hats like the one theMayor?s wife had were much called for, and so were pinkbonnets. Then, the week before May Day, someone came in and asked forone with mushroom pleats like the one Jane Farrier had been wearingwhen she ran off with the Count of Catterack.

That night, as she sewed, Sophie admitted to herself that her lifewas rather dull. Instead of talking to the hats, she tried each oneon as she finished it and looked in the mirror. This was a mistake.The staid gray dress did not suit Sophie, particularly when her eyeswere red-rimmed with sewing, and, since her hair was a reddish strawcolor, neither did caterpillar-green nor pink. The one with themushroom pleats simply made her look dreary. ?Like an oldmaid!? said Sophie. Not that she wanted to race off withcounts, like Jane Farrier, or even fancied half the town offering hermarriage, like Lettie. But she wanted to do something?she was notsure what? that had a bit more interest to it than simply trimminghats. She thought she would find time next day to go and talk toLettie.

But she did not go. Either she could not find the time, or shecould not find the energy, or it seemed a great distance to MarketSquare, or she remembered that on her own she was in danger fromWizard Howl? anyway, every day it seemed more difficult to go and seeher sister. It was very odd. Sophie had always thought she was nearlyas strong-minded as Lettie. Now she was finding that there were somethings she could only do when there were no excuses left. ?Thisis absurd!? Sophie said. ?Market Square is only twostreets away. If I run?? And she swore to herself she would goround to Cesari?s when the hat shop was closed for May Day.

Meanwhile a new piece of gossip came into the shop. The King hadquarreled with his own brother, Prince Justin, it was said, and thePrince had gone into exile. Nobody quite knew the reason for thequarrel, but the Prince had actually come through Market Chipping indisguise a couple of months back, and nobody had known. The Count ofCatterack had been sent by the King to look for the Prince, when hehappened to meet Jane Farrier instead. Sophie listened and felt sad.Interesting things did seem to happen, but always to somebody else.Still, it would be nice to see Lettie.

May Day came. Merrymaking filled the streets from dawn onward.Fanny went out early, but Sophie had a couple of hats to finishfirst. Sophie sang as she worked. After all, Lettie was working too.Cesari?s was open till midnight on holidays. ?I shall buyone of their cream cakes,? Sophie decided. ?Ihaven?t had one for ages.? She watched people crowdingpast the window in all kinds of bright clothes, people sellingsouvenirs, people walking on stilts, and felt really excited.

But when she at last put a gray shawl over her gray dress and wentout into the street, Sophie did not feel excited. She feltoverwhelmed. There were too many people rushing past, laughing andshouting, far too much noise and jostling. Sophie felt as if the pastmonths of sitting and sewing had turned her into an old woman or asemi-invalid. She gathered her shawl around her and crept along closeto the houses, trying to avoid being trodden on my people?sbest shoes or being jabbed by elbows in trailing silk sleeves. Whenthere came a sudden volley of bangs from overhead somewhere, Sophiethought she was going to faint. She looked up and saw WizardHowl?s castle right down on the hillside above the town, sonear it seemed to be sitting on the chimneys. Blue flames wereshooting out of all four of the castle?s turrets, bringingballs of blue fire with them that exploded high in the sky, quitehorrendously. Wizard Howl seemed to be offended by May Day. Or maybehe was trying to join in, in his own fashion. Sophie was tooterrified to care. She would have gone home, except that she washalfway to Cesari?s by then. So she ran.

?What made me think I wanted life to be interesting??she asked as she ran. ?I?d be far too scared. It comes ofbeing the eldest of three.?

When she reached Market Square, it was worse, if possible. Most ofthe inns were in the Square. Crowds of young men swaggered beerily toand fro, trailing cloaks and long sleeves and stamping buckled bootsthey would never have dreamed of wearing on a working day, callingloud remarks and accosting girls. The girls strolled in fine pairs,ready to be accosted. It was perfectly normal for May Day, but Sophiewas scared of that too. And when a young man in a fantasticalblue-and-silver costume spotted Sophie and decided to accost her aswell, Sophie shrank into a shop doorway and tried to hide.

The young man looked at her in surprise. ?It?s allright, you little gray mouse,? he said, laughing ratherpityingly. ?I only want to buy you a drink. Don?t look soscared.?

The pitying look made Sophie utterly ashamed. He was such adashing specimen too, with a bony, sophisticated face?really quiteold, well into his twenties? and elaborate blonde hair. His sleevestrailed longer than any in the Square, all scalloped edges and silverinsets. ?Oh, no thank you, if you please, sir,? Sophiestammered. ?I? I?m on my way to see my sister.?

?Then by all means do so,? laughed this advanced youngman. ?Who am I to keep a pretty lady from her sister? Would youlike me to go with you, since you seem so scared??

He meant it kindly, which made Sophie more ashamed than ever.?No. No thank you, sir!? she gasped and fled away pasthim. He wore perfume too. The smell of hyacinths followed her as sheran. What a courtly person! Sophie thought, as she pushed her waybetween the little tables outside Cesari?s.

The tables were packed. Inside was packed and as noisy as theSquare. Sophie located Lettie among the line of assistants at thecounter because of the group of evident farmer? sons leaningtheir elbows on it to shout remarks to her. Lettie, prettier thanever and perhaps a little thinner, was putting cakes into bags asfast as she could go, giving each bag a deft little twist and lookingback under her own elbow with a smile and an answer for each bag shetwisted. There was a great deal of laughter. Sophie had to fight herway through to the counter.

Lettie saw her. She looked shaken for a moment. Then her eyes andher smile widened and she shouted, ?Sophie!?

?Can I talk to you?? Sophie yelled.?Somewhere,? she shouted, a little helplessly, as a largewell-dressed elbow jostled her back from the counter.

?Just a moment!? Lettie screamed back. She turned tothe girl next to her and whispered. The girl nodded, grinned, andcame to take Lettie?s place.

?You?ll have to have me instead,? she said tothe crowd. ?Who?s next??

?But I want to talk to you, Lettie!? one of thefarmers? sons yelled.

?Talk to Carrie,? Lettie said. ?I want to talkto my sister.? Nobody really seemed to mind. They jostledSophie along to the end of the counter where Lettie held up a flapand beckoned, and told her not to keep Lettie all day. When Sophiehad edged through the flap, Lettie seized her wrist and dragged herinto the back of the shop, to a room surrounded by rack upon woodenrack, each one filled with rows of cakes. Lettie pulled forward twostools. ?Sit down,? she said. She looked in the nearestrack, in an absent-minded way, and handed Sophie a cream cake out ofit. ?You may need this,? she said.

Sophie sank onto the stool, breathing the rich smell of cake andfeeling a little tearful. ?Oh, Lettie!? she said.?I am so glad to see you!?

?Yes, and I?m glad you?re sitting down,?said Lettie. ?You see, I?m not Lettie, I?mMartha.?

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