A Mouse in the House
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse!
Mr Brown: Ow! You’re shouting too loudly. Sit down and don’t shout.
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse in the house.
Mr Brown: A brown mouse?
Mrs Brown: Yes. A little round mouse. It’s running around in the lounge.
Mr Brown: On the ground?
Mrs Brown: Yes. It’s under the couch now.
Mr Brown: Well, get it out.
Mrs Brown: How?
Mr Brown: Turn the couch upside-down. Get it out somehow. We don’t want a mouse in our house. Ours is the cleanest house in the town.
A Mouse in the House
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse!
Mr Brown: Ow! You’re shouting too loudly. Sit down and don’t shout.
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse in the house.
Mr Brown: A brown mouse?
Mrs Brown: Yes. A little round mouse. It’s running around in the lounge.
Mr Brown: On the ground?
Mrs Brown: Yes. It’s under the couch now.
Mr Brown: Well, get it out.
Mrs Brown: How?
Mr Brown: Turn the couch upside-down. Get it out somehow. We don’t want a mouse in our house. Ours is the cleanest house in the town.
A Mouse in the House
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse!
Mr Brown: Ow! You’re shouting too loudly. Sit down and don’t shout.
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse in the house.
Mr Brown: A brown mouse?
Mrs Brown: Yes. A little round mouse. It’s running around in the lounge.
Mr Brown: On the ground?
Mrs Brown: Yes. It’s under the couch now.
Mr Brown: Well, get it out.
Mrs Brown: How?
Mr Brown: Turn the couch upside-down. Get it out somehow. We don’t want a mouse in our house. Ours is the cleanest house in the town.
A Mouse in the House
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse!
Mr Brown: Ow! You’re shouting too loudly. Sit down and don’t shout.
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse in the house.
Mr Brown: A brown mouse?
Mrs Brown: Yes. A little round mouse. It’s running around in the lounge.
Mr Brown: On the ground?
Mrs Brown: Yes. It’s under the couch now.
Mr Brown: Well, get it out.
Mrs Brown: How?
Mr Brown: Turn the couch upside-down. Get it out somehow. We don’t want a mouse in our house. Ours is the cleanest house in the town.
A Mouse in the House
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse!
Mr Brown: Ow! You’re shouting too loudly. Sit down and don’t shout.
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse in the house.
Mr Brown: A brown mouse?
Mrs Brown: Yes. A little round mouse. It’s running around in the lounge.
Mr Brown: On the ground?
Mrs Brown: Yes. It’s under the couch now.
Mr Brown: Well, get it out.
Mrs Brown: How?
Mr Brown: Turn the couch upside-down. Get it out somehow. We don’t want a mouse in our house. Ours is the cleanest house in the town.
A Mouse in the House
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse!
Mr Brown: Ow! You’re shouting too loudly. Sit down and don’t shout.
Mrs Brown: I’ve found a mouse in the house.
Mr Brown: A brown mouse?
Mrs Brown: Yes. A little round mouse. It’s running around in the lounge.
Mr Brown: On the ground?
Mrs Brown: Yes. It’s under the couch now.
Mr Brown: Well, get it out.
Mrs Brown: How?
Mr Brown: Turn the couch upside-down. Get it out somehow. We don’t want a mouse in our house. Ours is the cleanest house in the town.
An Expensive Holiday
Eddie: Hello, Ellen! Hello, Ben! Hello,
Jenny!
Ben: Hello, Eddie! Have a cigarette!
Eddie: Thanks, Ben.
Ellen: Help yourself to whiskey!
Jenny: It’s on the shelf.
Ben: How did you spend your holiday,
Eddie?
Eddie: I went to America with a friend.
Everybody: Well!
Ellen: We are all jealous.
Ben: Was it expensive?
Eddie: Yes, I’ve spent everything.
Jenny: Haven’t you any money left?
Eddie: Yes, Jenny, ten pence!
An Expensive Holiday
Eddie: Hello, Ellen! Hello, Ben! Hello,
Jenny!
Ben: Hello, Eddie! Have a cigarette!
Eddie: Thanks, Ben.
Ellen: Help yourself to whiskey!
Jenny: It’s on the shelf.
Ben: How did you spend your holiday,
Eddie?
Eddie: I went to America with a friend.
Everybody: Well!
Ellen: We are all jealous.
Ben: Was it expensive?
Eddie: Yes, I’ve spent everything.
Jenny: Haven’t you any money left?
Eddie: Yes, Jenny, ten pence!
An Expensive Holiday
Eddie: Hello, Ellen! Hello, Ben! Hello,
Jenny!
Ben: Hello, Eddie! Have a cigarette!
Eddie: Thanks, Ben.
Ellen: Help yourself to whiskey!
Jenny: It’s on the shelf.
Ben: How did you spend your holiday,
Eddie?
Eddie: I went to America with a friend.
Everybody: Well!
Ellen: We are all jealous.
Ben: Was it expensive?
Eddie: Yes, I’ve spent everything.
Jenny: Haven’t you any money left?
Eddie: Yes, Jenny, ten pence!
An Expensive Holiday
Eddie: Hello, Ellen! Hello, Ben! Hello,
Jenny!
Ben: Hello, Eddie! Have a cigarette!
Eddie: Thanks, Ben.
Ellen: Help yourself to whiskey!
Jenny: It’s on the shelf.
Ben: How did you spend your holiday,
Eddie?
Eddie: I went to America with a friend.
Everybody: Well!
Ellen: We are all jealous.
Ben: Was it expensive?
Eddie: Yes, I’ve spent everything.
Jenny: Haven’t you any money left?
Eddie: Yes, Jenny, ten pence!
An Expensive Holiday
Eddie: Hello, Ellen! Hello, Ben! Hello,
Jenny!
Ben: Hello, Eddie! Have a cigarette!
Eddie: Thanks, Ben.
Ellen: Help yourself to whiskey!
Jenny: It’s on the shelf.
Ben: How did you spend your holiday,
Eddie?
Eddie: I went to America with a friend.
Everybody: Well!
Ellen: We are all jealous.
Ben: Was it expensive?
Eddie: Yes, I’ve spent everything.
Jenny: Haven’t you any money left?
Eddie: Yes, Jenny, ten pence!
An Expensive Holiday
Eddie: Hello, Ellen! Hello, Ben! Hello,
Jenny!
Ben: Hello, Eddie! Have a cigarette!
Eddie: Thanks, Ben.
Ellen: Help yourself to whiskey!
Jenny: It’s on the shelf.
Ben: How did you spend your holiday,
Eddie?
Eddie: I went to America with a friend.
Everybody: Well!
Ellen: We are all jealous.
Ben: Was it expensive?
Eddie: Yes, I’ve spent everything.
Jenny: Haven’t you any money left?
Eddie: Yes, Jenny, ten pence!
Russ: Honey, why are you so sad?
Honey, why are you so unhappy?
Janet: You don’t love me, Russ.
Russ: But, honey I love you very much.
Janet: That’s untrue. You love my cousin, Sunny. You think she’s lovely and I’m
ugly.
Russ: Janet, just once last month I took
Sunny out for lunch. You mustn’t worry. I like your company much better than Sunny’s.
Janet: Oh, shut up, Russ. Russ: But, honey, I think you’re
wonderful. You mustn’t…
Janet: Oh, shut up!
Russ: Honey, why are you so sad?
Honey, why are you so unhappy?
Janet: You don’t love me, Russ.
Russ: But, honey I love you very much.
Janet: That’s untrue. You love my cousin, Sunny. You think she’s lovely and I’m
ugly.
Russ: Janet, just once last month I took
Sunny out for lunch. You mustn’t worry. I like your company much better than Sunny’s.
Janet: Oh, shut up, Russ. Russ: But, honey, I think you’re
wonderful. You mustn’t…
Janet: Oh, shut up!
Russ: Honey, why are you so sad?
Honey, why are you so unhappy?
Janet: You don’t love me, Russ.
Russ: But, honey I love you very much.
Janet: That’s untrue. You love my cousin, Sunny. You think she’s lovely and I’m
ugly.
Russ: Janet, just once last month I took
Sunny out for lunch. You mustn’t worry. I like your company much better than Sunny’s.
Janet: Oh, shut up, Russ. Russ: But, honey, I think you’re
wonderful. You mustn’t…
Janet: Oh, shut up!
Russ: Honey, why are you so sad?
Honey, why are you so unhappy?
Janet: You don’t love me, Russ.
Russ: But, honey I love you very much.
Janet: That’s untrue. You love my cousin, Sunny. You think she’s lovely and I’m
ugly.
Russ: Janet, just once last month I took
Sunny out for lunch. You mustn’t worry. I like your company much better than Sunny’s.
Janet: Oh, shut up, Russ. Russ: But, honey, I think you’re
wonderful. You mustn’t…
Janet: Oh, shut up!
Russ: Honey, why are you so sad?
Honey, why are you so unhappy?
Janet: You don’t love me, Russ.
Russ: But, honey I love you very much.
Janet: That’s untrue. You love my cousin, Sunny. You think she’s lovely and I’m
ugly.
Russ: Janet, just once last month I took
Sunny out for lunch. You mustn’t worry. I like your company much better than Sunny’s.
Janet: Oh, shut up, Russ. Russ: But, honey, I think you’re
wonderful. You mustn’t…
Janet: Oh, shut up!
Russ: Honey, why are you so sad?
Honey, why are you so unhappy?
Janet: You don’t love me, Russ.
Russ: But, honey I love you very much.
Janet: That’s untrue. You love my cousin, Sunny. You think she’s lovely and I’m
ugly.
Russ: Janet, just once last month I took
Sunny out for lunch. You mustn’t worry. I like your company much better than Sunny’s.
Janet: Oh, shut up, Russ. Russ: But, honey, I think you’re
wonderful. You mustn’t…
Janet: Oh, shut up!
Myra:Hello, Mike!
Mike: Hello,Myra. Hello, Violet. You’re looking nice, Violet. Would you like some ice-cream, Violet?
Violet: No, thanks, Mike. I’m busy typing. Talk to me some other time. I have ninety-nine pages to type by Friday.
Mike: Never mind. Do you like riding, Violet?
Violet: Sometimes.
Mike: Would you like to come riding with me tonight, Violet?
Violet: Not tonight, Mike. I’m going for a drive with Nigel.
Mike: What about Friday?
Violet: I’m going climbing with Miles.
Mike: Hm! Oh, all right. Bye!
Myra: Violet, he’s put something behind your typewriter.
Violet: Is it something nice, Myra?
Myra: No. It’s a spider.
Myra:Hello, Mike!
Mike: Hello,Myra. Hello, Violet. You’re looking nice, Violet. Would you like some ice-cream, Violet?
Violet: No, thanks, Mike. I’m busy typing. Talk to me some other time. I have ninety-nine pages to type by Friday.
Mike: Never mind. Do you like riding, Violet?
Violet: Sometimes.
Mike: Would you like to come riding with me tonight, Violet?
Violet: Not tonight, Mike. I’m going for a drive with Nigel.
Mike: What about Friday?
Violet: I’m going climbing with Miles.
Mike: Hm! Oh, all right. Bye!
Myra: Violet, he’s put something behind your typewriter.
Violet: Is it something nice, Myra?
Myra: No. It’s a spider.
Myra:Hello, Mike!
Mike: Hello,Myra. Hello, Violet. You’re looking nice, Violet. Would you like some ice-cream, Violet?
Violet: No, thanks, Mike. I’m busy typing. Talk to me some other time. I have ninety-nine pages to type by Friday.
Mike: Never mind. Do you like riding, Violet?
Violet: Sometimes.
Mike: Would you like to come riding with me tonight, Violet?
Violet: Not tonight, Mike. I’m going for a drive with Nigel.
Mike: What about Friday?
Violet: I’m going climbing with Miles.
Mike: Hm! Oh, all right. Bye!
Myra: Violet, he’s put something behind your typewriter.
Violet: Is it something nice, Myra?
Myra: No. It’s a spider.
Myra:Hello, Mike!
Mike: Hello,Myra. Hello, Violet. You’re looking nice, Violet. Would you like some ice-cream, Violet?
Violet: No, thanks, Mike. I’m busy typing. Talk to me some other time. I have ninety-nine pages to type by Friday.
Mike: Never mind. Do you like riding, Violet?
Violet: Sometimes.
Mike: Would you like to come riding with me tonight, Violet?
Violet: Not tonight, Mike. I’m going for a drive with Nigel.
Mike: What about Friday?
Violet: I’m going climbing with Miles.
Mike: Hm! Oh, all right. Bye!
Myra: Violet, he’s put something behind your typewriter.
Violet: Is it something nice, Myra?
Myra: No. It’s a spider.
A Lost Book
Mr Cook:Woman! Could you tell me where you’ve put my book?
Mrs Cook:Isn’t it on the bookshelf?
Mr Cook:No. The bookshelf is full of your cookery books.
Mrs Cook: Then you should look in the bedroom, shouldn’t you?
Mr Cook:I’ve looked. You took that book and put it somewhere, didn’t you?
Mrs Cook:The living-room?
Mr Cook:No, I’ve looked. I’m going to put all my books in a box and lock it!
Mrs Cook:Look, Mr Cook! It’s on the floor next to your foot.
Mr Cook:Ah! Good!
A Lost Book
Mr Cook:Woman! Could you tell me where you’ve put my book?
Mrs Cook:Isn’t it on the bookshelf?
Mr Cook:No. The bookshelf is full of your cookery books.
Mrs Cook: Then you should look in the bedroom, shouldn’t you?
Mr Cook:I’ve looked. You took that book and put it somewhere, didn’t you?
Mrs Cook:The living-room?
Mr Cook:No, I’ve looked. I’m going to put all my books in a box and lock it!
Mrs Cook:Look, Mr Cook! It’s on the floor next to your foot.
Mr Cook:Ah! Good!
A Lost Book
Mr Cook:Woman! Could you tell me where you’ve put my book?
Mrs Cook:Isn’t it on the bookshelf?
Mr Cook:No. The bookshelf is full of your cookery books.
Mrs Cook: Then you should look in the bedroom, shouldn’t you?
Mr Cook:I’ve looked. You took that book and put it somewhere, didn’t you?
Mrs Cook:The living-room?
Mr Cook:No, I’ve looked. I’m going to put all my books in a box and lock it!
Mrs Cook:Look, Mr Cook! It’s on the floor next to your foot.
Mr Cook:Ah! Good!
A Lost Book
Mr Cook:Woman! Could you tell me where you’ve put my book?
Mrs Cook:Isn’t it on the bookshelf?
Mr Cook:No. The bookshelf is full of your cookery books.
Mrs Cook: Then you should look in the bedroom, shouldn’t you?
Mr Cook:I’ve looked. You took that book and put it somewhere, didn’t you?
Mrs Cook:The living-room?
Mr Cook:No, I’ve looked. I’m going to put all my books in a box and lock it!
Mrs Cook:Look, Mr Cook! It’s on the floor next to your foot.
Mr Cook:Ah! Good!
A Lost Book
Mr Cook:Woman! Could you tell me where you’ve put my book?
Mrs Cook:Isn’t it on the bookshelf?
Mr Cook:No. The bookshelf is full of your cookery books.
Mrs Cook: Then you should look in the bedroom, shouldn’t you?
Mr Cook:I’ve looked. You took that book and put it somewhere, didn’t you?
Mrs Cook:The living-room?
Mr Cook:No, I’ve looked. I’m going to put all my books in a box and lock it!
Mrs Cook:Look, Mr Cook! It’s on the floor next to your foot.
Mr Cook:Ah! Good!
A Lost Book
Mr Cook:Woman! Could you tell me where you’ve put my book?
Mrs Cook:Isn’t it on the bookshelf?
Mr Cook:No. The bookshelf is full of your cookery books.
Mrs Cook: Then you should look in the bedroom, shouldn’t you?
Mr Cook:I’ve looked. You took that book and put it somewhere, didn’t you?
Mrs Cook:The living-room?
Mr Cook:No, I’ve looked. I’m going to put all my books in a box and lock it!
Mrs Cook:Look, Mr Cook! It’s on the floor next to your foot.
Mr Cook:Ah! Good!
A Bearded Mountaineer
Mr Lear:Let’s have a beer here, dear.
Mrs Lear:What a good idea! They have very good beer here. We came here last year.
Mr Lear:The atmosphere here is very clear.
Mrs Lear:And it’s windier than last year.
Mr Lear:(to the waiter) Two beers, please.
Mrs Lear: Look, dear! Look at that mountaineer drinking beer.
Mr Lear:His beard is in his beer.
Mrs Lear:His beard has nearly disappeared into his beer!
Mr Lear:Shh, dear! He might hear.
Waiter:Here you are, sir. Two beers.
Mr Lear:Cheers, dear!
Mrs Lear:Cheers! Here’s to the bearded mountaineer!
A Bearded Mountaineer
Mr Lear:Let’s have a beer here, dear.
Mrs Lear:What a good idea! They have very good beer here. We came here last year.
Mr Lear:The atmosphere here is very clear.
Mrs Lear:And it’s windier than last year.
Mr Lear:(to the waiter) Two beers, please.
Mrs Lear: Look, dear! Look at that mountaineer drinking beer.
Mr Lear:His beard is in his beer.
Mrs Lear:His beard has nearly disappeared into his beer!
Mr Lear:Shh, dear! He might hear.
Waiter:Here you are, sir. Two beers.
Mr Lear:Cheers, dear!
Mrs Lear:Cheers! Here’s to the bearded mountaineer!
A Bearded Mountaineer
Mr Lear:Let’s have a beer here, dear.
Mrs Lear:What a good idea! They have very good beer here. We came here last year.
Mr Lear:The atmosphere here is very clear.
Mrs Lear:And it’s windier than last year.
Mr Lear:(to the waiter) Two beers, please.
Mrs Lear: Look, dear! Look at that mountaineer drinking beer.
Mr Lear:His beard is in his beer.
Mrs Lear:His beard has nearly disappeared into his beer!
Mr Lear:Shh, dear! He might hear.
Waiter:Here you are, sir. Two beers.
Mr Lear:Cheers, dear!
Mrs Lear:Cheers! Here’s to the bearded mountaineer!
A Bearded Mountaineer
Mr Lear:Let’s have a beer here, dear.
Mrs Lear:What a good idea! They have very good beer here. We came here last year.
Mr Lear:The atmosphere here is very clear.
Mrs Lear:And it’s windier than last year.
Mr Lear:(to the waiter) Two beers, please.
Mrs Lear: Look, dear! Look at that mountaineer drinking beer.
Mr Lear:His beard is in his beer.
Mrs Lear:His beard has nearly disappeared into his beer!
Mr Lear:Shh, dear! He might hear.
Waiter:Here you are, sir. Two beers.
Mr Lear:Cheers, dear!
Mrs Lear:Cheers! Here’s to the bearded mountaineer!
A Bearded Mountaineer
Mr Lear:Let’s have a beer here, dear.
Mrs Lear:What a good idea! They have very good beer here. We came here last year.
Mr Lear:The atmosphere here is very clear.
Mrs Lear:And it’s windier than last year.
Mr Lear:(to the waiter) Two beers, please.
Mrs Lear: Look, dear! Look at that mountaineer drinking beer.
Mr Lear:His beard is in his beer.
Mrs Lear:His beard has nearly disappeared into his beer!
Mr Lear:Shh, dear! He might hear.
Waiter:Here you are, sir. Two beers.
Mr Lear:Cheers, dear!
Mrs Lear:Cheers! Here’s to the bearded mountaineer!
A Bearded Mountaineer
Mr Lear:Let’s have a beer here, dear.
Mrs Lear:What a good idea! They have very good beer here. We came here last year.
Mr Lear:The atmosphere here is very clear.
Mrs Lear:And it’s windier than last year.
Mr Lear:(to the waiter) Two beers, please.
Mrs Lear: Look, dear! Look at that mountaineer drinking beer.
Mr Lear:His beard is in his beer.
Mrs Lear:His beard has nearly disappeared into his beer!
Mr Lear:Shh, dear! He might hear.
Waiter:Here you are, sir. Two beers.
Mr Lear:Cheers, dear!
Mrs Lear:Cheers! Here’s to the bearded mountaineer!
A Pair of Hairbrushes
Mary:I’ve lost two small hairbrushes. They’re a pair.
Claire:Have you looked carefully everywhere?
Mary:Yes. They’re nowhere here.
Claire:Have you looked upstairs?
Mary:Yes. I’ve looked everywhere upstairs and downstairs. They aren’t anywhere.
Claire:Are they square, Mary?
Mary:Yes. They’re square hairbrushes. Have you seen them anywhere?
Claire:Well, you’re wearing one of them in your hair!
Mary:Oh! Then where’s the other one?
Claire:It’s over there under the chair.
A Pair of Hairbrushes
Mary:I’ve lost two small hairbrushes. They’re a pair.
Claire:Have you looked carefully everywhere?
Mary:Yes. They’re nowhere here.
Claire:Have you looked upstairs?
Mary:Yes. I’ve looked everywhere upstairs and downstairs. They aren’t anywhere.
Claire:Are they square, Mary?
Mary:Yes. They’re square hairbrushes. Have you seen them anywhere?
Claire:Well, you’re wearing one of them in your hair!
Mary:Oh! Then where’s the other one?
Claire:It’s over there under the chair.
A Pair of Hairbrushes
Mary:I’ve lost two small hairbrushes. They’re a pair.
Claire:Have you looked carefully everywhere?
Mary:Yes. They’re nowhere here.
Claire:Have you looked upstairs?
Mary:Yes. I’ve looked everywhere upstairs and downstairs. They aren’t anywhere.
Claire:Are they square, Mary?
Mary:Yes. They’re square hairbrushes. Have you seen them anywhere?
Claire:Well, you’re wearing one of them in your hair!
Mary:Oh! Then where’s the other one?
Claire:It’s over there under the chair.
A Pair of Hairbrushes
Mary:I’ve lost two small hairbrushes. They’re a pair.
Claire:Have you looked carefully everywhere?
Mary:Yes. They’re nowhere here.
Claire:Have you looked upstairs?
Mary:Yes. I’ve looked everywhere upstairs and downstairs. They aren’t anywhere.
Claire:Are they square, Mary?
Mary:Yes. They’re square hairbrushes. Have you seen them anywhere?
Claire:Well, you’re wearing one of them in your hair!
Mary:Oh! Then where’s the other one?
Claire:It’s over there under the chair.
A Pair of Hairbrushes
Mary:I’ve lost two small hairbrushes. They’re a pair.
Claire:Have you looked carefully everywhere?
Mary:Yes. They’re nowhere here.
Claire:Have you looked upstairs?
Mary:Yes. I’ve looked everywhere upstairs and downstairs. They aren’t anywhere.
Claire:Are they square, Mary?
Mary:Yes. They’re square hairbrushes. Have you seen them anywhere?
Claire:Well, you’re wearing one of them in your hair!
Mary:Oh! Then where’s the other one?
Claire:It’s over there under the chair.
A Pair of Hairbrushes
Mary:I’ve lost two small hairbrushes. They’re a pair.
Claire:Have you looked carefully everywhere?
Mary:Yes. They’re nowhere here.
Claire:Have you looked upstairs?
Mary:Yes. I’ve looked everywhere upstairs and downstairs. They aren’t anywhere.
Claire:Are they square, Mary?
Mary:Yes. They’re square hairbrushes. Have you seen them anywhere?
Claire:Well, you’re wearing one of them in your hair!
Mary:Oh! Then where’s the other one?
Claire:It’s over there under the chair.
Passports, please
Official:Passports, please!
Mr Tupman: I think I’ve lost the passports, Poppy.
Mrs Tupman:How stupid of you, Peter! Didn’t you put them in your pocket?
Mr Tupman:Here’s a pen, a pencil, my pipe, a postcard, an envelope, a stamp, a pin…
Mrs Tupman:Oh, stop taking things out of your pockets. Perhaps you put them in the plastic bag.
Mr Tupman: Here’s a newspaper, an apple, a pear, a plastic cup, a spoon, some paper plates, a piece of pork pie, a pepper pot…
Mrs Tupman:Oh, stop pulling things out of the plastic bag, Peter. These people are getting impatient.
Mr Tupman:Well, help me, Poppy.
Mrs Tupman:We’ve lost our passports. Perhaps we dropped them on the plane.
Official:Then let the other passengers pass, please.
Mr Tupman:Poppy, why don’t you help? You aren’t being very helpful. Put the things in the plastic bag.
Official:your name, please?
Mr Tupman:Tupman.
Official: Please, go upstairs with the policeman, Mr Tupman.
Passports, please
Official:Passports, please!
Mr Tupman: I think I’ve lost the passports, Poppy.
Mrs Tupman:How stupid of you, Peter! Didn’t you put them in your pocket?
Mr Tupman:Here’s a pen, a pencil, my pipe, a postcard, an envelope, a stamp, a pin…
Mrs Tupman:Oh, stop taking things out of your pockets. Perhaps you put them in the plastic bag.
Mr Tupman: Here’s a newspaper, an apple, a pear, a plastic cup, a spoon, some paper plates, a piece of pork pie, a pepper pot…
Mrs Tupman:Oh, stop pulling things out of the plastic bag, Peter. These people are getting impatient.
Mr Tupman:Well, help me, Poppy.
Mrs Tupman:We’ve lost our passports. Perhaps we dropped them on the plane.
Official:Then let the other passengers pass, please.
Mr Tupman:Poppy, why don’t you help? You aren’t being very helpful. Put the things in the plastic bag.
Official:your name, please?
Mr Tupman:Tupman.
Official: Please, go upstairs with the policeman, Mr Tupman.
Happy Birthday
-Hello, Barbara!
-Hello, Bob. It’s my birthday today.
- Oh, yes. Your birthday! Happy birthday, Barbara!
-Thanks, Bob. Somebody gave me this blouse for my birthday.
-What a beautiful blouse! It’s got brown and blue butterflies on it.
-And big black buttons.
-Did Ruby buy it for you?
-Yes. And my brother gave me a hairbrush and a book about baby birds.
- I didn’t remember your birthday, Barbara. I’m terribly sorry.
-Well you can buy me a big bottle of perfume, Bob!
- I’ve got a better idea. We’ll get into a cab and go to a pub, and I’ll buy you a bottle of beer!
Happy Birthday
-Hello, Barbara!
-Hello, Bob. It’s my birthday today.
- Oh, yes. Your birthday! Happy birthday, Barbara!
-Thanks, Bob. Somebody gave me this blouse for my birthday.
-What a beautiful blouse! It’s got brown and blue butterflies on it.
-And big black buttons.
-Did Ruby buy it for you?
-Yes. And my brother gave me a hairbrush and a book about baby birds.
- I didn’t remember your birthday, Barbara. I’m terribly sorry.
-Well you can buy me a big bottle of perfume, Bob!
- I’ve got a better idea. We’ll get into a cab and go to a pub, and I’ll buy you a bottle of beer!
Happy Birthday
-Hello, Barbara!
-Hello, Bob. It’s my birthday today.
- Oh, yes. Your birthday! Happy birthday, Barbara!
-Thanks, Bob. Somebody gave me this blouse for my birthday.
-What a beautiful blouse! It’s got brown and blue butterflies on it.
-And big black buttons.
-Did Ruby buy it for you?
-Yes. And my brother gave me a hairbrush and a book about baby birds.
- I didn’t remember your birthday, Barbara. I’m terribly sorry.
-Well you can buy me a big bottle of perfume, Bob!
- I’ve got a better idea. We’ll get into a cab and go to a pub, and I’ll buy you a bottle of beer!
Happy Birthday
-Hello, Barbara!
-Hello, Bob. It’s my birthday today.
- Oh, yes. Your birthday! Happy birthday, Barbara!
-Thanks, Bob. Somebody gave me this blouse for my birthday.
-What a beautiful blouse! It’s got brown and blue butterflies on it.
-And big black buttons.
-Did Ruby buy it for you?
-Yes. And my brother gave me a hairbrush and a book about baby birds.
- I didn’t remember your birthday, Barbara. I’m terribly sorry.
-Well you can buy me a big bottle of perfume, Bob!
- I’ve got a better idea. We’ll get into a cab and go to a pub, and I’ll buy you a bottle of beer!
Guests in August
Craig:I’ve just got a telegram from Margaret and Greg.
Carol:Are they coming to England again?
Craig:Yes. At the beginning of August.
Carol:Good. We can all get together again.
Craig:I’m glad they are coming in August. We can take the dog and go for walks together.
Carol:Yes. And we can give a garden party.
Craig:And Margaret can play her guitar in the garden and sing Greek songs again.
Carol:Yes. August is a good time to come to England.
Guests in August
Craig:I’ve just got a telegram from Margaret and Greg.
Carol:Are they coming to England again?
Craig:Yes. At the beginning of August.
Carol:Good. We can all get together again.
Craig:I’m glad they are coming in August. We can take the dog and go for walks together.
Carol:Yes. And we can give a garden party.
Craig:And Margaret can play her guitar in the garden and sing Greek songs again.
Carol:Yes. August is a good time to come to England.
Guests in August
Craig:I’ve just got a telegram from Margaret and Greg.
Carol:Are they coming to England again?
Craig:Yes. At the beginning of August.
Carol:Good. We can all get together again.
Craig:I’m glad they are coming in August. We can take the dog and go for walks together.
Carol:Yes. And we can give a garden party.
Craig:And Margaret can play her guitar in the garden and sing Greek songs again.
Carol:Yes. August is a good time to come to England.
Guests in August
Craig:I’ve just got a telegram from Margaret and Greg.
Carol:Are they coming to England again?
Craig:Yes. At the beginning of August.
Carol:Good. We can all get together again.
Craig:I’m glad they are coming in August. We can take the dog and go for walks together.
Carol:Yes. And we can give a garden party.
Craig:And Margaret can play her guitar in the garden and sing Greek songs again.
Carol:Yes. August is a good time to come to England.
Guests in August
Craig:I’ve just got a telegram from Margaret and Greg.
Carol:Are they coming to England again?
Craig:Yes. At the beginning of August.
Carol:Good. We can all get together again.
Craig:I’m glad they are coming in August. We can take the dog and go for walks together.
Carol:Yes. And we can give a garden party.
Craig:And Margaret can play her guitar in the garden and sing Greek songs again.
Carol:Yes. August is a good time to come to England.
Guests in August
Craig:I’ve just got a telegram from Margaret and Greg.
Carol:Are they coming to England again?
Craig:Yes. At the beginning of August.
Carol:Good. We can all get together again.
Craig:I’m glad they are coming in August. We can take the dog and go for walks together.
Carol:Yes. And we can give a garden party.
Craig:And Margaret can play her guitar in the garden and sing Greek songs again.
-Yes. August is a good time to come to England.
Guests in August
Craig:I’ve just got a telegram from Margaret and Greg.
Carol:Are they coming to England again?
Craig:Yes. At the beginning of August.
Carol:Good. We can all get together again.
Craig:I’m glad they are coming in August. We can take the dog and go for walks together.
Carol:Yes. And we can give a garden party.
Craig:And Margaret can play her guitar in the garden and sing Greek songs again.
-Yes. August is a good time to come to England.
Guests in August
Craig:I’ve just got a telegram from Margaret and Greg.
Carol:Are they coming to England again?
Craig:Yes. At the beginning of August.
Carol:Good. We can all get together again.
Craig:I’m glad they are coming in August. We can take the dog and go for walks together.
Carol:Yes. And we can give a garden party.
Craig:And Margaret can play her guitar in the garden and sing Greek songs again.
-Yes. August is a good time to come to England.