The Cuckoo Clock
-Would you like some cream in your coffee, Mrs Clark?
-No thank you. But I’d like a little milk.
-Would you like some chocolate cakes?
- Thank you.
-Take two. Here’s a cake fork, and here’s a…
-Excuse me, Mrs Cook. But what’s that next to your bookshelf? Is it a clock?
-Yes. It’s an American cuckoo clock.
- Is it plastic?
-Oh, no, Mrs Clark. It’s a very expensive clock. It’s an electric clock.
-Well, it’s exactly six o’clock now, and its very quiet. Doesn’t it say ‘cuckoo’?
-Of course, Mrs Clark. Look!
-Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
- How exciting! What a clever clock!
-Cuckoo!
The Cuckoo Clock
-Would you like some cream in your coffee, Mrs Clark?
-No thank you. But I’d like a little milk.
-Would you like some chocolate cakes?
- Thank you.
-Take two. Here’s a cake fork, and here’s a…
-Excuse me, Mrs Cook. But what’s that next to your bookshelf? Is it a clock?
-Yes. It’s an American cuckoo clock.
- Is it plastic?
-Oh, no, Mrs Clark. It’s a very expensive clock. It’s an electric clock.
-Well, it’s exactly six o’clock now, and its very quiet. Doesn’t it say ‘cuckoo’?
-Of course, Mrs Clark. Look!
-Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
- How exciting! What a clever clock!
-Cuckoo!
The Cuckoo Clock
-Would you like some cream in your coffee, Mrs Clark?
-No thank you. But I’d like a little milk.
-Would you like some chocolate cakes?
- Thank you.
-Take two. Here’s a cake fork, and here’s a…
-Excuse me, Mrs Cook. But what’s that next to your bookshelf? Is it a clock?
-Yes. It’s an American cuckoo clock.
- Is it plastic?
-Oh, no, Mrs Clark. It’s a very expensive clock. It’s an electric clock.
-Well, it’s exactly six o’clock now, and its very quiet. Doesn’t it say ‘cuckoo’?
-Of course, Mrs Clark. Look!
-Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
- How exciting! What a clever clock!
-Cuckoo!
The Cuckoo Clock
-Would you like some cream in your coffee, Mrs Clark?
-No thank you. But I’d like a little milk.
-Would you like some chocolate cakes?
- Thank you.
-Take two. Here’s a cake fork, and here’s a…
-Excuse me, Mrs Cook. But what’s that next to your bookshelf? Is it a clock?
-Yes. It’s an American cuckoo clock.
- Is it plastic?
-Oh, no, Mrs Clark. It’s a very expensive clock. It’s an electric clock.
-Well, it’s exactly six o’clock now, and its very quiet. Doesn’t it say ‘cuckoo’?
-Of course, Mrs Clark. Look!
-Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
- How exciting! What a clever clock!
-Cuckoo!
In a Department Store
-I want to buy a hat.
-Hats are upstairs, on the next floor.
-Where can I get a hot meal?
-The restaurant is on the 13th floor.
-I want to buy some boot laces.
-They are on the next counter on your left, dear.
-I want some tins of tomato paste.
-Try the supermarket in the basement.
-Could you tell me where the Travel Agency is?
-It’s right next to the cafeteria on the 13th floor.
-I want to buy a foot ball.
-Take the lift to the Sports Department. It’s on the top floor.
-Could you tell me where the telephone is?
-It’s on the 12th floor opposite the Photographer’s.
-Could you tell us the time, please?
-Yes. It’s exactly 22 minutes to 10.
In a Department Store
-I want to buy a hat.
-Hats are upstairs, on the next floor.
-Where can I get a hot meal?
-The restaurant is on the 13th floor.
-I want to buy some boot laces.
-They are on the next counter on your left, dear.
-I want some tins of tomato paste.
-Try the supermarket in the basement.
-Could you tell me where the Travel Agency is?
-It’s right next to the cafeteria on the 13th floor.
-I want to buy a foot ball.
-Take the lift to the Sports Department. It’s on the top floor.
-Could you tell me where the telephone is?
-It’s on the 12th floor opposite the Photographer’s.
-Could you tell us the time, please?
-Yes. It’s exactly 22 minutes to 10.
In a Department Store
-I want to buy a hat.
-Hats are upstairs, on the next floor.
-Where can I get a hot meal?
-The restaurant is on the 13th floor.
-I want to buy some boot laces.
-They are on the next counter on your left, dear.
-I want some tins of tomato paste.
-Try the supermarket in the basement.
-Could you tell me where the Travel Agency is?
-It’s right next to the cafeteria on the 13th floor.
-I want to buy a foot ball.
-Take the lift to the Sports Department. It’s on the top floor.
-Could you tell me where the telephone is?
-It’s on the 12th floor opposite the Photographer’s.
-Could you tell us the time, please?
-Yes. It’s exactly 22 minutes to 10.
In a Department Store
-I want to buy a hat.
-Hats are upstairs, on the next floor.
-Where can I get a hot meal?
-The restaurant is on the 13th floor.
-I want to buy some boot laces.
-They are on the next counter on your left, dear.
-I want some tins of tomato paste.
-Try the supermarket in the basement.
-Could you tell me where the Travel Agency is?
-It’s right next to the cafeteria on the 13th floor.
-I want to buy a foot ball.
-Take the lift to the Sports Department. It’s on the top floor.
-Could you tell me where the telephone is?
-It’s on the 12th floor opposite the Photographer’s.
-Could you tell us the time, please?
-Yes. It’s exactly 22 minutes to 10.
A Damaged Telephone
- Dunstone, 238-8282
-Hello, Daisy. This is Donald.
-Oh, hello, darling.
-What did you do yesterday? You forgot our date, didn’t you?
-Well, it rained all day. Donald, I have a bad cold, so I decided to stay at home.
-Did you? I telephoned 20 times and nobody answered.
- Oh, the telephone was damaged. They repaired it today.
- What did David do yesterday? Did he and Dotty go dancing?
- No. They stayed at home and played cards with the children.
-And what did you do? Did you play cards too?
- No. Sidney and I listened to the radio and studied. What did you do yesterday, Donald?
-I’ve just told you, Daisy. I tried to phone you 20 times!
A Damaged Telephone
- Dunstone, 238-8282
-Hello, Daisy. This is Donald.
-Oh, hello, darling.
-What did you do yesterday? You forgot our date, didn’t you?
-Well, it rained all day. Donald, I have a bad cold, so I decided to stay at home.
-Did you? I telephoned 20 times and nobody answered.
- Oh, the telephone was damaged. They repaired it today.
- What did David do yesterday? Did he and Dotty go dancing?
- No. They stayed at home and played cards with the children.
-And what did you do? Did you play cards too?
- No. Sidney and I listened to the radio and studied. What did you do yesterday, Donald?
-I’ve just told you, Daisy. I tried to phone you 20 times!
A Damaged Telephone
- Dunstone, 238-8282
-Hello, Daisy. This is Donald.
-Oh, hello, darling.
-What did you do yesterday? You forgot our date, didn’t you?
-Well, it rained all day. Donald, I have a bad cold, so I decided to stay at home.
-Did you? I telephoned 20 times and nobody answered.
- Oh, the telephone was damaged. They repaired it today.
- What did David do yesterday? Did he and Dotty go dancing?
- No. They stayed at home and played cards with the children.
-And what did you do? Did you play cards too?
- No. Sidney and I listened to the radio and studied. What did you do yesterday, Donald?
-I’ve just told you, Daisy. I tried to phone you 20 times!
A Damaged Telephone
- Dunstone, 238-8282
-Hello, Daisy. This is Donald.
-Oh, hello, darling.
-What did you do yesterday? You forgot our date, didn’t you?
-Well, it rained all day. Donald, I have a bad cold, so I decided to stay at home.
-Did you? I telephoned 20 times and nobody answered.
- Oh, the telephone was damaged. They repaired it today.
- What did David do yesterday? Did he and Dotty go dancing?
- No. They stayed at home and played cards with the children.
-And what did you do? Did you play cards too?
- No. Sidney and I listened to the radio and studied. What did you do yesterday, Donald?
-I’ve just told you, Daisy. I tried to phone you 20 times!
A Damaged Telephone
- Dunstone, 238-8282
-Hello, Daisy. This is Donald.
-Oh, hello, darling.
-What did you do yesterday? You forgot our date, didn’t you?
-Well, it rained all day. Donald, I have a bad cold, so I decided to stay at home.
-Did you? I telephoned 20 times and nobody answered.
- Oh, the telephone was damaged. They repaired it today.
- What did David do yesterday? Did he and Dotty go dancing?
- No. They stayed at home and played cards with the children.
-And what did you do? Did you play cards too?
- No. Sidney and I listened to the radio and studied. What did you do yesterday, Donald?
-I’ve just told you, Daisy. I tried to phone you 20 times!
A Damaged Telephone
- Dunstone, 238-8282
-Hello, Daisy. This is Donald.
-Oh, hello, darling.
-What did you do yesterday? You forgot our date, didn’t you?
-Well, it rained all day. Donald, I have a bad cold, so I decided to stay at home.
-Did you? I telephoned 20 times and nobody answered.
- Oh, the telephone was damaged. They repaired it today.
- What did David do yesterday? Did he and Dotty go dancing?
- No. They stayed at home and played cards with the children.
-And what did you do? Did you play cards too?
- No. Sidney and I listened to the radio and studied. What did you do yesterday, Donald?
-I’ve just told you, Daisy. I tried to phone you 20 times!
A Damaged Telephone
- Dunstone, 238-8282
-Hello, Daisy. This is Donald.
-Oh, hello, darling.
-What did you do yesterday? You forgot our date, didn’t you?
-Well, it rained all day. Donald, I have a bad cold, so I decided to stay at home.
-Did you? I telephoned 20 times and nobody answered.
- Oh, the telephone was damaged. They repaired it today.
- What did David do yesterday? Did he and Dotty go dancing?
- No. They stayed at home and played cards with the children.
-And what did you do? Did you play cards too?
- No. Sidney and I listened to the radio and studied. What did you do yesterday, Donald?
-I’ve just told you, Daisy. I tried to phone you 20 times!
A Damaged Telephone
- Dunstone, 238-8282
-Hello, Daisy. This is Donald.
-Oh, hello, darling.
-What did you do yesterday? You forgot our date, didn’t you?
-Well, it rained all day. Donald, I have a bad cold, so I decided to stay at home.
-Did you? I telephoned 20 times and nobody answered.
- Oh, the telephone was damaged. They repaired it today.
- What did David do yesterday? Did he and Dotty go dancing?
- No. They stayed at home and played cards with the children.
-And what did you do? Did you play cards too?
- No. Sidney and I listened to the radio and studied. What did you do yesterday, Donald?
-I’ve just told you, Daisy. I tried to phone you 20 times!
It’s Expensive
-Let’s go to the seaside on Sunday.
-Yes! Let’s go sailing and water-skiing. That’s exciting.
-It’s expensive too. Let’s just sit in the sun and go swimming instead.
-Let’s stay in the Six Star Hotel and spend Sunday there too.
-Be sensible, Alice. It’s too expensive. Let’s sleep outside instead.
-Yes. Let’s sleep on the sand. That’s more exciting.
It’s Expensive
-Let’s go to the seaside on Sunday.
-Yes! Let’s go sailing and water-skiing. That’s exciting.
-It’s expensive too. Let’s just sit in the sun and go swimming instead.
-Let’s stay in the Six Star Hotel and spend Sunday there too.
-Be sensible, Alice. It’s too expensive. Let’s sleep outside instead.
-Yes. Let’s sleep on the sand. That’s more exciting.
It’s Expensive
-Let’s go to the seaside on Sunday.
-Yes! Let’s go sailing and water-skiing. That’s exciting.
-It’s expensive too. Let’s just sit in the sun and go swimming instead.
-Let’s stay in the Six Star Hotel and spend Sunday there too.
-Be sensible, Alice. It’s too expensive. Let’s sleep outside instead.
-Yes. Let’s sleep on the sand. That’s more exciting.
It’s Expensive
-Let’s go to the seaside on Sunday.
-Yes! Let’s go sailing and water-skiing. That’s exciting.
-It’s expensive too. Let’s just sit in the sun and go swimming instead.
-Let’s stay in the Six Star Hotel and spend Sunday there too.
-Be sensible, Alice. It’s too expensive. Let’s sleep outside instead.
-Yes. Let’s sleep on the sand. That’s more exciting.
It’s Expensive
-Let’s go to the seaside on Sunday.
-Yes! Let’s go sailing and water-skiing. That’s exciting.
-It’s expensive too. Let’s just sit in the sun and go swimming instead.
-Let’s stay in the Six Star Hotel and spend Sunday there too.
-Be sensible, Alice. It’s too expensive. Let’s sleep outside instead.
-Yes. Let’s sleep on the sand. That’s more exciting.
It’s Expensive
-Let’s go to the seaside on Sunday.
-Yes! Let’s go sailing and water-skiing. That’s exciting.
-It’s expensive too. Let’s just sit in the sun and go swimming instead.
-Let’s stay in the Six Star Hotel and spend Sunday there too.
-Be sensible, Alice. It’s too expensive. Let’s sleep outside instead.
-Yes. Let’s sleep on the sand. That’s more exciting.
It’s Expensive
-Let’s go to the seaside on Sunday.
-Yes! Let’s go sailing and water-skiing. That’s exciting.
-It’s expensive too. Let’s just sit in the sun and go swimming instead.
-Let’s stay in the Six Star Hotel and spend Sunday there too.
-Be sensible, Alice. It’s too expensive. Let’s sleep outside instead.
-Yes. Let’s sleep on the sand. That’s more exciting.
It’s Expensive
-Let’s go to the seaside on Sunday.
-Yes! Let’s go sailing and water-skiing. That’s exciting.
-It’s expensive too. Let’s just sit in the sun and go swimming instead.
-Let’s stay in the Six Star Hotel and spend Sunday there too.
-Be sensible, Alice. It’s too expensive. Let’s sleep outside instead.
-Yes. Let’s sleep on the sand. That’s more exciting.
Surprises in the Post Office
-This parcel smells, Mrs Jones.
-Something’s written on it.
-What does it say?
- It says: This parcel contains six mice.
-Pooh!
-Listen! What’s in this sack?
-It’s making a strange hissing noise.
-(hisses) Sssssssssssssssss!
-Mrs Smith! It’s a sack of snakes!
-So it is! And what’s in this box, Mrs Jones?
- It’s making a buzzing sound.
-(buzzes) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
-These are bees!
-A parcel of mice! And a sack of snakes! And a box of bees! This is very surprising.
-It’s amazing! This isn’t a post office, Mrs Jones. It’s a zoo!
Surprises in the Post Office
-This parcel smells, Mrs Jones.
-Something’s written on it.
-What does it say?
- It says: This parcel contains six mice.
-Pooh!
-Listen! What’s in this sack?
-It’s making a strange hissing noise.
-(hisses) Sssssssssssssssss!
-Mrs Smith! It’s a sack of snakes!
-So it is! And what’s in this box, Mrs Jones?
- It’s making a buzzing sound.
-(buzzes) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
-These are bees!
-A parcel of mice! And a sack of snakes! And a box of bees! This is very surprising.
-It’s amazing! This isn’t a post office, Mrs Jones. It’s a zoo!
Surprises in the Post Office
-This parcel smells, Mrs Jones.
-Something’s written on it.
-What does it say?
- It says: This parcel contains six mice.
-Pooh!
-Listen! What’s in this sack?
-It’s making a strange hissing noise.
-Mrs Smith! It’s a sack of snakes!
-So it is! And what’s in this box, Mrs Jones?
- It’s making a buzzing sound.
-These are bees!
-A parcel of mice! And a sack of snakes! And a box of bees! This is very surprising.
-It’s amazing! This isn’t a post office, Mrs Jones. It’s a zoo!
Surprises in the Post Office
-This parcel smells, Mrs Jones.
-Something’s written on it.
-What does it say?
- It says: This parcel contains six mice.
-Pooh!
-Listen! What’s in this sack?
-It’s making a strange hissing noise.
-Mrs Smith! It’s a sack of snakes!
-So it is! And what’s in this box, Mrs Jones?
- It’s making a buzzing sound.
-These are bees!
-A parcel of mice! And a sack of snakes! And a box of bees! This is very surprising.
-It’s amazing! This isn’t a post office, Mrs Jones. It’s a zoo!
Surprises in the Post Office
-This parcel smells, Mrs Jones.
-Something’s written on it.
-What does it say?
- It says: This parcel contains six mice.
-Pooh!
-Listen! What’s in this sack?
-It’s making a strange hissing noise.
-Mrs Smith! It’s a sack of snakes!
-So it is! And what’s in this box, Mrs Jones?
- It’s making a buzzing sound.
-(buzzes) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
-These are bees!
-A parcel of mice! And a sack of snakes! And a box of bees! This is very surprising.
-It’s amazing! This isn’t a post office, Mrs Jones. It’s a zoo!
Surprises in the Post Office
-This parcel smells, Mrs Jones.
-Something’s written on it.
-What does it say?
- It says: This parcel contains six mice.
-Pooh!
-Listen! What’s in this sack?
-It’s making a strange hissing noise.
-Mrs Smith! It’s a sack of snakes!
-So it is! And what’s in this box, Mrs Jones?
- It’s making a buzzing sound.
-(buzzes) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
-These are bees!
-A parcel of mice! And a sack of snakes! And a box of bees! This is very surprising.
-It’s amazing! This isn’t a post office, Mrs Jones. It’s a zoo!
A Special Washing Machine
-Does the shop sell washing machines?
-Yes. This is the newest washing machine, madam.
- Is it Swedish?
-No, madam. It’s English.
-Please show me how it washes.
-Shall I give you a demonstration? Here are some sheets and shirts. You put them in the machine. You shut the door. And you push this button.
-The machine shouldn’t shake like that, should it?
-Washing machines always shake, madam. Ah! It’s finished now.
-But the sheets have shrunk, and so have the shirts.
- Do you wish to buy this machine, madam?
-I’m not sure.
A Special Washing Machine
-Does the shop sell washing machines?
-Yes. This is the newest washing machine, madam.
- Is it Swedish?
-No, madam. It’s English.
-Please show me how it washes.
-Shall I give you a demonstration? Here are some sheets and shirts. You put them in the machine. You shut the door. And you push this button.
-The machine shouldn’t shake like that, should it?
-Washing machines always shake, madam. Ah! It’s finished now.
-But the sheets have shrunk, and so have the shirts.
- Do you wish to buy this machine, madam?
-I’m not sure.
A Special Washing Machine
-Does the shop sell washing machines?
-Yes. This is the newest washing machine, madam.
- Is it Swedish?
-No, madam. It’s English.
-Please show me how it washes.
-Shall I give you a demonstration? Here are some sheets and shirts. You put them in the machine. You shut the door. And you push this button.
-The machine shouldn’t shake like that, should it?
-Washing machines always shake, madam. Ah! It’s finished now.
-But the sheets have shrunk, and so have the shirts.
- Do you wish to buy this machine, madam?
-I’m not sure.
A Special Washing Machine
-Does the shop sell washing machines?
-Yes. This is the newest washing machine, madam.
- Is it Swedish?
-No, madam. It’s English.
-Please show me how it washes.
-Shall I give you a demonstration? Here are some sheets and shirts. You put them in the machine. You shut the door. And you push this button.
-The machine shouldn’t shake like that, should it?
-Washing machines always shake, madam. Ah! It’s finished now.
-But the sheets have shrunk, and so have the shirts.
- Do you wish to buy this machine, madam?
-I’m not sure.
At the Butcher
-Good morning, Mrs Church.
-Good morning, Mr Cheshir. I’d like some chops for the children’s lunch.
-Chump chops or shoulder chops, Mrs Church?
-I’ll have four shoulder chops, and I want a small chicken.
-Would you like to choose a chicken, Mrs Church?
-Which one is cheaper?
-This one is the cheapest. It’s a delicious chicken.
-How much is all that? I haven’t got cash. Can I buy it by cheque?
At the Butcher
-Good morning, Mrs Church.
-Good morning, Mr Cheshir. I’d like some chops for the children’s lunch.
-Chump chops or shoulder chops, Mrs Church?
-I’ll have four shoulder chops, and I want a small chicken.
-Would you like to choose a chicken, Mrs Church?
-Which one is cheaper?
-This one is the cheapest. It’s a delicious chicken.
-How much is all that? I haven’t got cash. Can I buy it by cheque?
At the Butcher
-Good morning, Mrs Church.
-Good morning, Mr Cheshir. I’d like some chops for the children’s lunch.
-Chump chops or shoulder chops, Mrs Church?
-I’ll have four shoulder chops, and I want a small chicken.
-Would you like to choose a chicken, Mrs Church?
-Which one is cheaper?
-This one is the cheapest. It’s a delicious chicken.
-How much is all that? I haven’t got cash. Can I buy it by cheque?
At the Butcher
-Good morning, Mrs Church.
-Good morning, Mr Cheshir. I’d like some chops for the children’s lunch.
-Chump chops or shoulder chops, Mrs Church?
-I’ll have four shoulder chops, and I want a small chicken.
-Would you like to choose a chicken, Mrs Church?
-Which one is cheaper?
-This one is the cheapest. It’s a delicious chicken.
-How much is all that? I haven’t got cash. Can I buy it by cheque?
At the Butcher
-Good morning, Mrs Church.
-Good morning, Mr Cheshir. I’d like some chops for the children’s lunch.
-Chump chops or shoulder chops, Mrs Church?
-I’ll have four shoulder chops, and I want a small chicken.
-Would you like to choose a chicken, Mrs Church?
-Which one is cheaper?
-This one is the cheapest. It’s a delicious chicken.
-How much is all that? I haven’t got cash. Can I buy it by cheque?
At the Butcher
-Good morning, Mrs Church.
-Good morning, Mr Cheshir. I’d like some chops for the children’s lunch.
-Chump chops or shoulder chops, Mrs Church?
-I’ll have four shoulder chops, and I want a small chicken.
-Would you like to choose a chicken, Mrs Church?
-Which one is cheaper?
-This one is the cheapest. It’s a delicious chicken.
-How much is all that? I haven’t got cash. Can I buy it by cheque?
George Churchill
Jerry:Just outside this village there’s a very dangerous bridge.
John:Yes. Charles told me two jeeps crashed on it in January. What happened?
Jerry:Well, George Churchill was the driver of the larger jeep, and he was driving very dangerously. He’d been drinking jin.
John:George Churchill? Do you know George Churchill?
Jerry:Yes. That ginger-haired chap. He’s the manager of the travel agency inChester.
John:Oh yes, I remember George. He’s always telling jokes. Well, was anybody injured?
Jerry:Oh yes. The other jeep went over the edge of the bridge, and two children and another passenger were badly injured.
John:Were both the jeeps damaged?
Jerry:Oh yes.
John:And what happened to George?
Jerry:George? He’s telling jokes in jail now, I suppose.
George Churchill
Jerry:Just outside this village there’s a very dangerous bridge.
John:Yes. Charles told me two jeeps crashed on it in January. What happened?
Jerry:Well, George Churchill was the driver of the larger jeep, and he was driving very dangerously. He’d been drinking jin.
John:George Churchill? Do you know George Churchill?
Jerry:Yes. That ginger-haired chap. He’s the manager of the travel agency inChester.
John:Oh yes, I remember George. He’s always telling jokes. Well, was anybody injured?
Jerry:Oh yes. The other jeep went over the edge of the bridge, and two children and another passenger were badly injured.
John:Were both the jeeps damaged?
Jerry:Oh yes.
John:And what happened to George?
Jerry:George? He’s telling jokes in jail now, I suppose.
George Churchill
Jerry:Just outside this village there’s a very dangerous bridge.
John:Yes. Charles told me two jeeps crashed on it in January. What happened?
Jerry:Well, George Churchill was the driver of the larger jeep, and he was driving very dangerously. He’d been drinking jin.
John:George Churchill? Do you know George Churchill?
Jerry:Yes. That ginger-haired chap. He’s the manager of the travel agency inChester.
John:Oh yes, I remember George. He’s always telling jokes. Well, was anybody injured?
Jerry:Oh yes. The other jeep went over the edge of the bridge, and two children and another passenger were badly injured.
John:Were both the jeeps damaged?
Jerry:Oh yes.
John:And what happened to George?
Jerry:George? He’s telling jokes in jail now, I suppose.
George Churchill
Jerry:Just outside this village there’s a very dangerous bridge.
John:Yes. Charles told me two jeeps crashed on it in January. What happened?
Jerry:Well, George Churchill was the driver of the larger jeep, and he was driving very dangerously. He’d been drinking jin.
John:George Churchill? Do you know George Churchill?
Jerry:Yes. That ginger-haired chap. He’s the manager of the travel agency inChester.
John:Oh yes, I remember George. He’s always telling jokes. Well, was anybody injured?
Jerry:Oh yes. The other jeep went over the edge of the bridge, and two children and another passenger were badly injured.
John:Were both the jeeps damaged?
Jerry:Oh yes.
John:And what happened to George?
Jerry:George? He’s telling jokes in jail now, I suppose.
At the Photographer’s
Phillip: I want a photograph of myself and my wife.
Photographer: Please fill in this form, sir. Would you prefer a full front photograph or a profile?
Phillip:A full front, don’t you think, Phillippa?
Phillippa:Yes, a full front photograph.
Photographer:Please sit on the sofa. Is it comfortable, Mrs Puffin?
Phillippa: Yes, It feels fine.
Photographer: Mr Puffin, please give a friendly laugh.
Phillip: That’s difficult. If you say something funny, I can laugh.
Photographer: And, Mrs Puffin, please look soft and beautiful.
Phillip: (laughs)
Phillippa: Is it finished?
Photographer: Yes.
Phillip: Will the photograph be ready for the first of February?
Photographer:Yes. Please phone my office after five days, Mr Puffin.
Puffin -‘òóïèê (çâåðåê)
At the Photographer’s
Phillip: I want a photograph of myself and my wife.
Photographer: Please fill in this form, sir. Would you prefer a full front photograph or a profile?
Phillip:A full front, don’t you think, Phillippa?
Phillippa:Yes, a full front photograph.
Photographer:Please sit on the sofa. Is it comfortable, Mrs Puffin?
Phillippa: Yes, It feels fine.
Photographer: Mr Puffin, please give a friendly laugh.
Phillip: That’s difficult. If you say something funny, I can laugh.
Photographer: And, Mrs Puffin, please look soft and beautiful.
Phillip: (laughs)
Phillippa: Is it finished?
Photographer: Yes.
Phillip: Will the photograph be ready for the first of February?
Photographer:Yes. Please phone my office after five days, Mr Puffin.
Puffin -‘òóïèê (çâåðåê)
At the Photographer’s
Phillip: I want a photograph of myself and my wife.
Photographer: Please fill in this form, sir. Would you prefer a full front photograph or a profile?
Phillip:A full front, don’t you think, Phillippa?
Phillippa:Yes, a full front photograph.
Photographer:Please sit on the sofa. Is it comfortable, Mrs Puffin?
Phillippa: Yes, It feels fine.
Photographer: Mr Puffin, please give a friendly laugh.
Phillip: That’s difficult. If you say something funny, I can laugh.
Photographer: And, Mrs Puffin, please look soft and beautiful.
Phillip: (laughs)
Phillippa: Is it finished?
Photographer: Yes.
Phillip: Will the photograph be ready for the first of February?
Photographer:Yes. Please phone my office after five days, Mr Puffin.
Puffin -‘òóïèê (çâåðåê)
At the Photographer’s
Phillip: I want a photograph of myself and my wife.
Photographer: Please fill in this form, sir. Would you prefer a full front photograph or a profile?
Phillip:A full front, don’t you think, Phillippa?
Phillippa:Yes, a full front photograph.
Photographer:Please sit on the sofa. Is it comfortable, Mrs Puffin?
Phillippa: Yes, It feels fine.
Photographer: Mr Puffin, please give a friendly laugh.
Phillip: That’s difficult. If you say something funny, I can laugh.
Photographer: And, Mrs Puffin, please look soft and beautiful.
Phillip: (laughs)
Phillippa: Is it finished?
Photographer: Yes.
Phillip: Will the photograph be ready for the first of February?
Photographer:Yes. Please phone my office after five days, Mr Puffin.
Puffin -‘òóïèê (çâåðåê)
A Walk in the Woods
-Did you see Victor on Wednesday, Wendy?
- Yes, we went for a walk in the woods near the railway.
-Wasn’t it cold on Wednesday?
- Yes. It was very cold and wet. We wore warm clothes and walked quickly to keep warm.
-It’s lovely and quiet in the woods.
-Yes. Further away from the railway it was very quiet and there were wild squirrels everywhere. We counted twenty squirrels.
-How wonderful! Twenty squirrels! And did you take lunch with you?
-Yes. About twelve we had veal sandwiches and sweet white wine, and we watched the squirrels. It was a very nice walk.
A Walk in the Woods
-Did you see Victor on Wednesday, Wendy?
- Yes, we went for a walk in the woods near the railway.
-Wasn’t it cold on Wednesday?
- Yes. It was very cold and wet. We wore warm clothes and walked quickly to keep warm.
-It’s lovely and quiet in the woods.
-Yes. Further away from the railway it was very quiet and there were wild squirrels everywhere. We counted twenty squirrels.
-How wonderful! Twenty squirrels! And did you take lunch with you?
-Yes. About twelve we had veal sandwiches and sweet white wine, and we watched the squirrels. It was a very nice walk.
A Walk in the Woods
-Did you see Victor on Wednesday, Wendy?
- Yes, we went for a walk in the woods near the railway.
-Wasn’t it cold on Wednesday?
- Yes. It was very cold and wet. We wore warm clothes and walked quickly to keep warm.
-It’s lovely and quiet in the woods.
-Yes. Further away from the railway it was very quiet and there were wild squirrels everywhere. We counted twenty squirrels.
-How wonderful! Twenty squirrels! And did you take lunch with you?
-Yes. About twelve we had veal sandwiches and sweet white wine, and we watched the squirrels. It was a very nice walk.
A Walk in the Woods
-Did you see Victor on Wednesday, Wendy?
- Yes, we went for a walk in the woods near the railway.
-Wasn’t it cold on Wednesday?
- Yes. It was very cold and wet. We wore warm clothes and walked quickly to keep warm.
-It’s lovely and quiet in the woods.
-Yes. Further away from the railway it was very quiet and there were wild squirrels everywhere. We counted twenty squirrels.
-How wonderful! Twenty squirrels! And did you take lunch with you?
-Yes. About twelve we had veal sandwiches and sweet white wine, and we watched the squirrels. It was a very nice walk.
A Walk in the Woods
-Did you see Victor on Wednesday, Wendy?
- Yes, we went for a walk in the woods near the railway.
-Wasn’t it cold on Wednesday?
- Yes. It was very cold and wet. We wore warm clothes and walked quickly to keep warm.
-It’s lovely and quiet in the woods.
-Yes. Further away from the railway it was very quiet and there were wild squirrels everywhere. We counted twenty squirrels.
-How wonderful! Twenty squirrels! And did you take lunch with you?
-Yes. About twelve we had veal sandwiches and sweet white wine, and we watched the squirrels. It was a very nice walk.
A Walk in the Woods
-Did you see Victor on Wednesday, Wendy?
- Yes, we went for a walk in the woods near the railway.
-Wasn’t it cold on Wednesday?
- Yes. It was very cold and wet. We wore warm clothes and walked quickly to keep warm.
-It’s lovely and quiet in the woods.
-Yes. Further away from the railway it was very quiet and there were wild squirrels everywhere. We counted twenty squirrels.
-How wonderful! Twenty squirrels! And did you take lunch with you?
-Yes. About twelve we had veal sandwiches and sweet white wine, and we watched the squirrels. It was a very nice walk.
