Gt;hit e <blahville>lol <SATAN

Gt;use wasd keys to move around <blahville>omg E hack!!!!!!!! <SATAN

Gt;!!@#!@!! <SATAN

Gt;ZOMGHAX!!! <mefisto-mobile>I hacked sauer so that I go twice as fast when I'm editing   <Hero>the command edittoggle should be forbidden to keep maphackers from maphacking. <Hero>:D <SATAN

Gt;thats a good BOFH response to the issue <SATAN

Gt;in the vein of the BOFH saying that the best way to secure a network is to ban all users. <SATAN>and voila, you have a clean running, efficient, fully secure network.   <tc-bot> TC1: Canada (4): There are at least 3 people not camping. They should be kicked. <tc-bot> TC1: SATAN!!! (REMOTE ADMIN): I see one person who is whining. Maybe I should kick them too.   <server>o KICK: }TC{Unlix (87.123.6.126) was kicked by Unlix   <ConMan>hai wintermute <wintermute>u??uo? oTT?? <wintermute>(^_^) * ConMan regrets my greeting * ConMan regrets his* greeting <ConMan>damn   <{OBI1}>CHAT Domsday-w00t(3) --> who has heard of w00t <{OBI1}>CHAT }TC{viruz(0) --> i read something about you <{OBI1}>CHAT Domsday-w00t(3) --> lol <{OBI1}>CHAT }TC{viruz(0) --> at the hopmod-page <{OBI1}>CHAT Domsday-w00t(3) --> yes <{OBI1}>CHAT }TC{viruz(0) --> there is a script for auto-kicking w00t-members   <SomeGuy>same thing >.> anyways, sucj up the starts that come out of his hammer & jump attack... <SomeGuy>suck* <SomeGuy>starts* <cannonFodder>fail <SomeGuy>oy, cant speel today... <SomeGuy>SPELL* <SomeGuy>geez... <cannonFodder>double fail <cannonFodder>XD   TC-meeting on CeBIT Unlix: Guck mal, das sind Japaner, denn die spielen Ego-Shooter, Koreaner spielen immer WoW Obi: Joa, vor allem weil das da auch SK Gaming Korea ist Unlix: oh.   <tenshi><blahville> i miss him <--- what the <cannonFodder>and you helped someguy earlier... blah, you feeling all right? <Unlix>he is. it just proves my theory. <cannonFodder>you thought of a theory!?! <cannonFodder>all by yourself? <cannonFodder>:) <Unlix>blahvill fears that one day he won't have people to discriminate against anymore... so once the amount of people he can discriminate against reaches a certain level his brain activates feelings for him, enabling him to be nice to the people so they come back. once they are back the feelings are deactivated again and blah can go on discriminating. <cannonFodder>lol <cannonFodder>blah is addicted to hate <Unlix>not really addicted... it's due to his physiology <Unlix>once he stops hating stuff he dies   <UnfakedPlayer>how bout a new gun: some kind of rocket-launcher throwing chain-saws :p   <geartrooper>how about two rockets, an mg, two turtle doves and a partridge family <Drakker>with ponies? <geartrooper>with chocolate ponies <Hero|GV>I would suggest jetpacks   <kripken>hmm, when you stand on another player's head, you can't hit them with punch <kripken>bug or feature? <quin__>you are 15 units tall <quin__>you shoot from your eyes <quin__>punches extend for only 12 units <kripken>technically correct, but it leaves one helpless in that situation ;) <eihrul>well, consider <eihrul>if you stood on a real person's head <eihrul>could you punch them? :P <Hero|GV>heh eihrul <eihrul>it is not a non-sequitor :P <eihrul>non-sequitur too <kripken>well, in real life I could crouch and punch them I guess <eihrul>in real life you would likely fall off their head first :) <kripken>true :)   <bader>who? <PunDit>fraggingfucker <PunDit>my alter ego <PunDit>or some beleive he is me <PunDit>maybe he is. <PunDit>I still cannot figure it out. <bader>this guy he is not good <D-Rok>that would be intense PunDit <blahville>lol <blahville>this guy he is not good <-- that is an understatement <D-Rok>i would nominate you for an oscar   <WahnFred>if (not oder vielleicht doch) (dann_was_weiss_ich_oder_auch_anders / 10) but (not andersrum /1)   - ConMan joined - ConMan quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) - ConMan joined <cannonFodder>hi, bye and welcome back, ConMan   <ConMan>what do you use right-click for, kal? <cannonFodder>pwnage <cannonFodder>bind MOUSE2 auto-pwn <cannonFodder>:D   - blah|zzz hat sich zu blahville umbenannt <ConMan>eek <ConMan>blahville awake <mefisto-mobile>ack! throw on your clothes and jump out the bedroom window * ConMan lands in thornbushes <ConMan>last time i listen to mefisto... <mefisto-mobile>s/last/first <ConMan>both, really <mefisto-mobile>reminds me a little of the first time I came in this channel <mefisto-mobile>"wtf who is mefisto" <mefisto-mobile>"eh some loser who plays regen" <ConMan>lol <mefisto-mobile>touching moments, really   - SomeGuy quit (Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de) - SomeGuy joined <SomeGuy>what'd i miss in the few mins of absence? <blahville>you just got kicked out of QS <blahville>sorry :\ <blahville>off ya go now   <strangedude>I've been learning flash, cobol, css, and c#. <strangedude>Systems Analysis, Javascript <strangedude>I'm almost finished learning flash <SkiingPenguins>i know english!   <UnfakedPlayer>99 bottles of beer in different programming languages ;) <Hero|GV>hehe, indeed! :D <Hero|GV>www.99-bottles-of-beer.net <UnfakedPlayer>exactly <eihrul>... /loop i 99 [echo (format "%1 bottles of beer on the wall, %1 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, %2 bottles of beer on the wall!" (+ $i 1) $i)] <Hirato>eihrul, no sleep (* 1000 $i) [] ? <eihrul>speed drinking   <Np-Pyro>i'm tryin to modify rpgent <Np-Pyro>doesn't seem to be having any effect <Hero|GV>but you compiled the code again? <Np-Pyro>you mean ran the game again?   - Cr4sh quit (G-lined (Links wie http://www.laura-jung.de.vu/index.php?id=c7f21e sind auf GameSurge verboten. Klick deine Links alleine, nutze aber nicht GameSurge als Plattform fьr Linksammelspiele. Fьr weitere Fragen kannst du auf www.gamesurge.net/aup?language=Deutsch schauen.))   <geartrooper>danielsan <geartrooper>obi_don, obi_d'off <geartrooper>no side side <vampirefrog>spamela <geartrooper>spamela panguin <vampirefrog>galoot spamsonite <geartrooper>spamfoot spamensen <geartrooper>the third <vampirefrog>pilliam largercock <geartrooper>you're on your own <Hero|GV>once again I am confused because geartrooper is talking weird stuff. <geartrooper>babblefish. I have my own translator :D <Hero|GV>ic   <obi_de>sudo apt-get install ia32-libs libstdc++5 <Unlix>sudo dpkg -i --force-overwrite xorg-driver-fglrx_8.582-0ubuntu1_amd64.deb fglrx-kernel-source_8.582-0ubuntu1_amd64.deb fglrx-amdcccle_8.582-0ubuntu1_amd64.deb <WahnFred>so viele zaubersprьche, der junge wird ganz wirr im kopf :) <WahnFred>sagt meine mutter immer, wenn ich was in die konsole hдmmer :)   <Unlix>ich muss einfach ein zweites mal einen arbeitskollegen von heute morgen zitieren <Unlix>"linux ging auf dem laptop nicht, dafьr hat sie jetzt ubuntu installiert!"   <Unlix>reboot reinhдmmern und beten <viruz>k O_o <Hero>Amen. - viruz quit (EOF from client) <Unlix>lol, irgendwie glaub ich der kommt nicht mehr wieder :) <Hero>lol <Hero>wie schrottet man sein Linux, Dozent: Unlix :) <Unlix>der kommt echt nicht wieder :) <Unlix>scheisse :D <Unlix>lol fuck, i THINK viruz will a) hate me and b) hate ubuntu now :D - viruz joined <Unlix>isses kaputt? <viruz>jap   <Pauli>(1): you <Pauli>(0): germany <Pauli>(0): but i am not german <Pauli>1): no? <Pauli>(0): no <Pauli>lol <Cr4sh>lol <Pauli>i love the sauer logs <Pauli>das ist besser als zeitung lesen Cr4sh <Cr4sh>:D <Cr4sh>vorralem wenn test1 sich ьber cheater aufregt <Cr4sh>da wird der wortschatz von einem mдchtig erweitert   <quin__>keymap -7 MOUSE7 <quin__>keymap -6 MOUSE6 <quin__>data/keymap.cfg <Drakker>ok... <Drakker>hmm, I tried that in the past and it didnt work, lets see <quin__>bf has these by default (right up to MOUSE255) <Hero|GV>255? o.O <|DrV|>swiss army mouse? ;)   <Hero|GV>guess I'll have to replace mine in europium mines, too? <eihrul>its not a big deal to replace them <eihrul>takes me a few mins :P <Hero|GV>yeah, well, I actually had dozens of rounds through the underground while fiddling with the lights <baby-rabbit>read that out of context and someone could get arrested   <Hero>!grog - Barkeeper quit (Ping timeout) <tenshi_>haha <Hero>wtf <tenshi_>:D <sexy1>owned   <Unlix>i always thought... ms dos would be the best for ddos attacks :-o   <obi_de>linux? <obi_de>what is linux? <Unlix>obi_de, its this windows-version that nearly looks like ubuntu   <D00mSdAy>bye all <D00mSdAy>one last thing <D00mSdAy>FUCK U UNLIX - D00mSdAy quit   <viruz>und suse wollte garnicht erst <Unlix>wie wollte gar nicht erst? <viruz>installiert und ich hab schon bei der instalation fehler ohne ende beknommen <viruz>mit 2 versionen <viruz>11.1 und 10.2 <Unlix>seit wann gibts 11.2 o.o <viruz>eins-null <viruz>zehn <Unlix>oh <Unlix>fuck :)   <PunDit>[15:08] <PunDit> Sure I will ask them. <PunDit>[15:08] <PunDit> one sec <PunDit>[15:09] <PunDit> <PunDit> Will you guys please stop banning vr1? <PunDit>[15:09] <PunDit> <blahville> fuck you pundit!!!!!!!!!!! <PunDit>[15:09] <PunDit> <Unlix> fuck you Pundit <PunDit>[15:09] <VR1> wtf ?   <Unlix>lol wtf geht hier <Unlix>frau schwarz hat grad leute angekackt, die mitm handy rumspielen <Unlix>ich hab meinen LAPTOP AUF DEM TISCH STEHEN und die sagt nix :D   <cannonFodder_>"All things are false" <cannonFodder_>"even true things?" <cannonFodder_>"yes" <cannonFodder_>"how is that?" <cannonFodder_>"I dunno, man, I didn't do it."   <Megagun>In fact, one of the few games where I've seen text during loading screens are HL2 mods or other mods built on the Source engine. And those don't expect my 960xsomethingorother resolution and thus only show about half of the text for me. :P <Hero|GV>thats part of the game <Hero|GV>you are supposed to guess the missing part <Megagun>"THE GOAL OF THE GAME IS T.... AND YOU MUST DO THIS I..... FURTHERMORE, THE ENEMY IS CO.... THIS MAP IS A LA.... YOU ARE TASKED WI.... GOOD LUCK!" <MoALTz>heheh <Megagun>*goes out and shoots things* <Megagun>*gets yelled at by teammates* <Megagun>*gets kicked* <Hero|GV>bad guess then :P   <WahnFred>srvcmd::kaputtschlaan() { echo "haha": format c: ; shutdown_server(): }   <viruz> leporte, mach mal /maxsoundsatonce 30 <leporte> was macht das <viruz> ьbersetz mal <leporte> oh, damn   <hRpZ>does it have to be "harps/password1" <hRpZ>or "harps password1" <hRpZ>that isnt my real password btw <hRpZ>but im pretty sure it was when i was 12 <[Relic[>10 minutes ago? :) <hRpZ>wait wat   <Berk>no its the 1st april joke <Pauli>Berk: don't talk, you are a bot. :DD <Berk>:S   <SATAN>WHT DO YUO MAEN THEY DOTN SPEAK TEH EGNLILSH THERE??????   <D-Rok>i dont consider that a repeat <ConMan>you can't go twice <ConMan>i win <D-Rok>when did this rule start? <ConMan>at the exact moment you broke the rule <D-Rok>fine then i get a redo <ConMan>no redos <ConMan>that rule started at the exact point you typed fine then i get a redo <hRpZ`>whoa, you are denying him a human right there conman <D-Rok>no way man thats cheating <D-Rok>no dynamic ruling   <WahnFred>it's a svn snapshot from 2 weeks. it has nothing to do with the sauer ctf edition <WahnFred>it has a lot bugfixes and introduces new bugs :) <WahnFred>some new features are there too <blahville>what are new features? <TIMMI_PURKERI>trojan horses & some backdoors <WahnFred>right :) <blahville>i might skip this release :\   <D-Rok>we will also accept services, such as translating what the hell bader is talking about, noob bouncing, and causing tenshi to lose <mefisto-mobile>1. nothing, 2. get out, 3. talk about kittens dying   <CIA-2>qreeves * r1110 /src/fpsgame/aiman.h: bot limit tweak <CIA-2>qreeves * r1111 / (bin/sauerbraten.exe src/fpsgame/aiman.h): fix errant deleted text in previous commit <quin__>bah, actually that's still not right.. <CIA-2>qreeves * r1112 / (bin/sauerbraten.exe src/fpsgame/aiman.h): tweak-fix-fix   <KILLthemALL>i think its preety good invention :D inbuild GPU :D saves money and get u cheap board as well :D the ones with out GPU cost a hell lot :P <SkiingPenguins>you love those :P and :D <Megagun>He uses them as punctuation. <Megagun>:P = , <Megagun>:D = . <Megagun>Don't ask me why he ended with a comma!   <}TC{Zero>falsche tc unterwegs <Unlix|away>ich dachte eigentlich du bist weit genug um zu sagen "lieber falsche als gar keine" :-)   eihrul: The actual logic is: no footsteps sounds on days ending with the letter "y".   <WahnFred>die uhr auf dem rechner geht auch nach dem mond <WahnFred>hehehehe, *mit-finger-auf-tc-bot-zeig* <WahnFred>kurz ntp starten, dann ist tc2 leer :)   <[Katze]>but yes I think I would get only 5 fps in minesweeper <[Katze]>and if I win solitaiire, and the cards go flying, it would overload the video card and the computer would collapse into a neutron star   <KILLthemALL>the log features me as saying things logically, thats not me :(   <{OBI1}>CHAT Gantz[Ger](6) --> wieso benutzt keiner die kreissaege <{OBI1}>CHAT FC|ShOotEr(3) --> weil die bloed ist <{OBI1}>CHAT }TC{Unlix(1) --> is deine mutter auch, trotzdem benutzt die jeder :)   <Acord> No matter how dry your ears get, I don't recommend putting lotion in them.   <SomeGuy_>btw, whats the GV for? <SkiingPenguins>Great Value <SkiingPenguins>of Great Value. means he is important. <Hero|GV>hehe   <mefisto-mobile>could always play under the old LoB banner <Hero>LoB? <Unlix|away>Loads of Bitches?   <D-Rok>{OBI2}: CHAT BadGirl(8) --> this game is too hard for me <D-Rok>{OBI2}: CHAT BadGirl(8) --> i prefer the sims   <Unlix|away>just said on mumble i would be afk studying <Unlix|away>and everyone started to laugh -.-   <mefisto-mobile>in Germany you can say, "let's build a toaster with 320 moving parts!" and will be able to find someone who thinks that's a good idea   <Thomas_>and you are learning assembler Hero? :D <mefisto-mobile>he just needed something to print "hello world" to the console and figured assemlber was the easiest way to do it   <Hero>apflm0st <apflstrudl>apflmus <apflstrudl>apflkompott <apflstrudl>apfleis <apflstrudl>apflkern <apflstrudl>apflbaum <Unlix|away>apflmittel   <[Katze]>I spend all the time I can adjusting this one so I can maybe run Sauer on it <[Katze]>without it turning the tri county power grid into a super nova   - RaMb0 joined <[Katze]>Greetings RaMb0 - RaMb0 quit (Quit) <[Katze]>psh what a fake ass Rambo, if he was the real rambo, somehow he would have managed to shoot up this entire channel and everyone in it with 12000 rounds of a .50 caliber machine gun, as well as blown up 174 trucks, 48 helicopters, 15 tanks, an entire airfield, 2 battleships, the whole army of decepticons, all the reinforcements and the last mohican, while escaping with only one minor bullet wound...   <mefisto-mobile>I bet he has an inflatable aimbot doll that he has sex with   <Harps>290 ac pub players <Harps>289 noobs <Harps>ac is played   <SkiingPenguins>whats ESL? <mefisto>the educational stabbing league <mefisto>you'd do great   <Hero>he just joined mumble (schmutz, not wagner) <mefisto-mobile>that would be an interesting little addition to Wagner's article in wikipedia <mefisto-mobile>"Following his death in 1885, Wagner joined TC and used cheats."   <rocknrol>hi Princess-work ;) - Princess-work renamed to Princess- <rocknrol>damn, people nowadays become unemployed faster than you can cheer them   <blahville>i have the elite fake wood desk <blahville>w00t <blahville>particle board ftw <blahville>next time i win i am going to yell like honzik.. "PARTICLE BOARDED!"   <WahnFred>you found this line? if (grenadier) do_weird_things;   <]Zombie[>suess dieser majikal <]Zombie[>war der schon immer so?   <]Zombie[>ein windows-nutzer haut so was raus - "or are you happy to run some random .exe that someone forces you to have?" <]Zombie[>... der widerspruch in sich :D   <MisanthropX>quin <quin_>no <MisanthropX>no time? <quin_>you've used up all your support credits for the day :P   <Unlix> we want to insult some people <Unlix> call them gay fags and stuff <Unlix> may we do that here? <Unlix> i suppose so. <Colo> sure :) <Unlix> good <Unlix> bader?   <Unlix> i dont want to start ranting about him :/ <Unlix> i rather want to insult bader <Unlix> he sucks more. <bader> go ahead unlix i ll not answer you <Unlix> you just did <Unlix> n00b   <eihrul>363045900 bytes for linux version <eihrul>347917992 bytes for win32 version <Hirato>why's the linux version 16MB bigger <Megagun>Because it is more awesome?   <Megagun>Sad. I saw x86_64 as a strange smiley there at first. D: * eihrul doesn't want to interpret x86_64 as an emoticon, as that would make his brain hurt.   <KtA>:( man it will take me a week or two to play sauer again :( <Unlix|away>thats good news.   <eihrul>200KB/s soooooo slow :/ <eihrul>this is not even fast enough to torrent movies or porn these days <eihrul>how does sourceforge expect me to work with this? :P <eihrul>its barbaric!   <eihrul>this was part of my evil plan to release the game while people are working <eihrul>so that i have time to reupload it 4 times for various issues :P   Zero: wo ist denn einfuegen? viruz: auf der tastatur!   <MisanthropX4>i wonder why the hands of the ironsnout are so far away from his body o.O <Megagun>Evolutionary benefits!   <KI113R>quin... im sorry for being such an ass on sauer earlier... <KI113R>I was just pissed <KI113R>I had been protecting the flag eralier, and none else was, so I quit and went for the enemy flag. <KI113R>when you said for me to defend the flag, I thought u was being a hipocrite and not defending it yourself :O <KI113R>when in fact you were, and I hadnt realized it <KI113R>so... I am very sorry <KI113R>(if your even "listening"?) <eihrul>IT'S A GAME, PEOPLE! <eihrul>geez   <blahville>by the way guys our #DestroyThomas meeting starts in 3 mins ok? - Thomas_ left <blahville>mission complete <blahville>meeting has been cancelled due to early success :D   <geartrooper>but deciding whether to hold 300 pounds over your head is easier to do when you're not under it <eihrul>don't use weightlifting analogies <eihrul>i actually like weightlifting :P   <blahville>it still had plenty of trekkie stuff.. but honestly all that star trek stuff gets boring <mefisto-mobile>what do you mean by 'trekkie stuff' exactly <blahville>the basic premise <mefisto-mobile>which premise do you mean? <mefisto-mobile>;) <blahville>flying in space? <blahville>lol <mefisto-mobile>hmmm <mefisto-mobile>FAIL <mefisto-mobile>:D <blahville>i dunno stop asking questions i am eating   <vampirefrog>omg it worked <vampirefrog>gets a segfault but it worked <vampirefrog>:D <SkiingPenguins>??? <vampirefrog>i'm making the server insert cubes <vampirefrog>:D   <LedIris>Maybe he was drunk... <LedIris>A drunk-rant... <LedIris>A drant?   <Pauli>who's that gnu.z 77.23.95.231 ? acc 95% <Pauli>it's a german player <mefisto-mobile>haha lordy <mefisto-mobile>germans really suck at cheating   <tenshi>entspringt alles deiner fantasie ;) <Unlix>entspringt meinen geheimdienst-berichten :/ <tenshi>oh <tenshi>:D <tenshi>mein stalker <Unlix>ich bin der typ der dich grad durchs fenster beobachtet... <Unlix>hinter dir! <tenshi>ne <tenshi>das fenster ist vor mir <tenshi>aber netter versuch <Unlix>...verdammt!   <server>o anonym (1): i think you shot my kidney   Zero: Mmh, wo ist denn 0815? Hero: der muss arbeiten Hero: als Vorwahl   <Colo-brb>what a crappy day, another server on fire! <mefisto-mobile>wow <mefisto-mobile>stop using servers made of wood   <SexCaliBurrr>in meiner unterhose! willste lesen? <Thomas_>klar, vor was sollte ich angst haben? <SexCaliBurrr>mit der antowrt hab ich nicht gerechnet :s   - CIA-3 quit (Read error: Operation timed out) - CIA-4 joined <geartrooper>uh oh <geartrooper>CIA-4 has assimilated CIA-3!   <Majikal> !find a * cubebot quit (Excess Flood) <Majikal> rofl <Majikal> HAHA <teppo> :D <Majikal> pwned :D <teppo> you broke cubebot :() <Majikal> so it seems :D <Drakas> whoever coded this doesn't know irc   <bandandit>im getting a new mouse tomorrow!!!! yay!!! <bandandit>i even bought some smelly french cheese, to welcome it home   <bandandit>hey, you think it would it be okay to mute Rewler the second he steps in a server?? he annoys the crap outta me! :D <bandandit>im not one for taking away the freedom of speach... but damn. lol <Hero>bandandit: you get my allowance <Colo>you had been blessed bandit :D <bandandit>tell me about it. if i have to hear him say FUUUCKK one more time i might just fall off a building.   <vampirefrog><SkiingPenguins>go into #sauer-clans and tell them to unban me, as i am no longer talking to VR1. you can eve copy this whole message. i dont care <blahville>ban vampirefrog for relaying SP messages!!! <Unlix>ban blahville for saying SPs initials <Colo>tell SP that i could unban him, but there are 3 reasons why not to do it.... <Colo>1) mefisto did it, i respect him <Colo>2) he was talking to VR1 <Colo>3) i don't remember how :D <blahville>ban colo for making stupid lists!!!!!! <Colo>ban blahville for suggesting to ban colo <ConMan>ban everyone so i can talk to myself in private <bandandit>ban me so i dont have to listen tho this anymore... :D <bandandit>no wait dont! <blahville>lol <Unlix>so that makes 2 people who want to ban blah but only one who wants to ban colo... :) <Colo>aaaargghhh, was just about to ban you :D <Colo>lol <ConMan>i think we can all be rational <ConMan>and just ban unlix <blahville>agreed <Colo>muahahah <Unlix>fuck. - Unlix left (kicked by Colo with the following reason: Kindergarten is elsewhere!)   <Berk_>hm kann mir jemand das ьbersetzen o_O PersonX if u can talk about others web ? <Berk_> ICH : 22:59:40: sry talk about what ? PersonX 23:01:03: make that <Hero>wtf <jackzcola>lol <jackzcola>er mцchte spinnenfдden schieЯen wie spiderman <Berk_>ah das erklдrt einiges ;)   <cannonFodder_>roy was fun to torment <Princess->i was the one being tormented.   <Princess->hahahahahahaha <Princess->we don't attract prepubescent boys who run churches out of their garage in sp4nk. no need to ban. :D <mefisto-mobile>didn't you recruit quad1c? <blahville>fail.   <server>o S4US3SCHR1TT (18): camper =) <server>o WS|Siruya (5): i prefer tactically well positioned   <ConMan>tried reformatting to get rid of bloatware <ConMan>reinstalled vidcard drivers twice <ConMan>shut down comp for the night and now have 2 fans right on vid card <ConMan>:\ * ConMan kicks computer <D-Rok>throw it against the wall thats what normally fixes things for me <ConMan>it's eihrul's fault, really <ConMan>:P <D-Rok>throw it at eihrul then <ConMan>i'll throw eihrul at it   <D-Rok>ConMan <ConMan>wut <D-Rok>i posted something in our forums <ConMan>sounds made up <D-Rok>but i said it right before you joined the room <D-Rok>its as real as it gets <ConMan>ok i see it <ConMan>but i still don't believe it <Yohurt><D-Rok> i posted something in our forums about the ESL stuff <Yohurt>* ConMan is binnengekomen bij #quicksilver <Yohurt>* ChanServ geeft kanaal-operator status aan ConMan <ConMan>that's definitely false <D-Rok>haha <ConMan>it's not even the right language * ConMan kicks yohurt <cannonFodder_>it's some crazy made up language <cannonFodder_>and who is this 'ConMan' character anyways... never met him <ConMan>some noob <ConMan>i pwned him yesterday <ConMan>wait   <D-Rok>PunDit: you are a Mibbitian <PunDit>no and yes <D-Rok>how is that possible? <PunDit>no normally I am not, but at this very moment I am. So yes and no. This isn't quantum physics man :P   <ConMan>sexy1_ <ConMan>go sign up for ESL effic <sexy1_>:0 <sexy1_>where where gimme link pls <ConMan>http://www.esl.eu/eu/cube2/ <ConMan>click effic cup and sign up <sexy1_>thx <ConMan>and then i can deny your request to join <ConMan>everybody wins <ConMan>bahaha   <Unlix>lol, das war gestern wieder so toll <Unlix>ich mach irgend nen witz von wegen "wir haben doch eh kontakte zur russenmafia" <Unlix>und mein chef so in vollem ernst "nц, zu den russen weniger... eher mit den polen und den zigeunern..."   t-chen: Lass mal heute abend ne dreierrunde besoffen in mumble machen. Finn, wir treffen uns bei dir Finn: warum bei mir? t-chen: weil bei dir is immer ganz cool, auЯerdem hast du schrank voll alkohol   <mefisto>that's because he's German rather than Canadian and therefore actually knows how to speak English   <Thomas-->but we have a problem, we need to find someone trustable with a mac <mefisto>can't trust anyone with a mac <mefisto>they're all socialists   <server>o PSL-Ref_shmutz (32): wheres majikal? <server>o |RB|Honzik1 (18): banning TC from their IRC becouse he lost   <Hirato>hah... I didn't notice there was a /gendds <kripken>what does that do? <quin>makes ascii pron <kripken>what is it creating a dds from, though? <Hirato>from a provided teture probably <quin>real pron * quin should probably just go to bed   <Unlix>mh, /name hase <Unlix>sozusagen :)   <tenshi_>i wonder why nobody here hacked pokemon already to inlcude all the little monsters: homicidal, royksopp, themaster, quad1c, kta and many many more!   <Unlix>jackzn: perhaps you can borrow me your girlfriend? <jackzn>you dont want her <jackzn>shes leveling sooo slow   <Unlix>sollte ich nen pingtimeout in nдchster zeit haben bin ich an hitzeschlag gestorben... obi_de, du musst dann meine maus fьttern. <obi_de>lol okay <Unlix>was ne copperhead frisst weisst du ja :S   <ConMan>ok i will definitely be around by 2200 <ConMan>just hang out here and i'll highlight you <LePorte>k <blahville>and if you don't respond to his highlight within 30 seconds *NO SHOW* !!!!!!!!! <ConMan>yeah right <ConMan>it's 10 seconds <blahville>ah :)   <Windecker>a quine? <Hero|GV>a function that prints itself <Windecker>ah.. <Windecker>smart =D <quin>nah, it's me with an e on the end.   <kripken>Damn Small Linux is also good for that <SkiingPenguins>does it fit onto a 256 Mb flash drive? <vampirefrog>you can dump its source code and tattoo it on your penis <vampirefrog>it's that small <SkiingPenguins>well then it must be gigabytes of data o_O   <SkiingPenguins>i need help understanding the boot order of this computer. <Windecker>its simple. <|DrV|>first you kick it with your boot, then you're done ;)   <Deimos_>let's play blah <Deimos_>nao! <blahville>working :( <Deimos_>:F <blahville>on avoiding you! <blahville>j/k   <D-Rok>i think der andi is the only other physicist that plays sauer <LeTouch>Whats a physicist? <D-Rok>a scientist who studies physics?   <Majikal>TK enough on w00p servers and i give you admin pass   <mefisto-mobile>hey someguy <mefisto-mobile>I'm feeling better about Canada today <SomeGuy>heya... wait, your greeting me?! :P   <LePorte>lol, sure katze, thats only for german member^^ <LePorte>but when its important, you should ask unlix or viruz or others to translate it <LePorte>the other will do it for their german texts ^^ <jackycola>or ask google language tools if you want the translation to be good =)   <mefisto> do you know why your cock is on the outside of your body <mefisto> unlix? <mefisto> actually don't bother answering <Unlix> i dont <mefisto> it's on the outside so you can look down and see where it's pointing you to go <mefisto> it's like a compass <mefisto> tonight you were ignoring the compass <Majikal-> now i know why my whole life has been a downward spiral   <shmutz>defaults write .GlobalPreferences com.apple.mouse.scaling -1 <shmutz>will give it a try <iZuck>hmm...sounds almost too easy to be true   - Wests joined <Wests>AWESOME - Wests left <SomeGuy>What the hell was that? <Colo|work>isn't ovbious? was AWSOME <SomeGuy>You mispelled "AWESOME", Colo|work :D <Colo|work>LOL   <quin>if user.name == geartrooper; then infuriate(); else properlyexport();   <Hero>nein, du kannst topics splitten, herr cola <Hero>naja, die dies kцnnen kцnnens halt :P <HerrCola>magie als ich jung war konnten foren sowas noch nicht <toshi>als du jung warst gabs doch noch gar keinen strom oO   <HerrCola>lol war mal bei nem freund total besoffen ^^ wollte dann unreal torunament spielen um hab seine komplette config zerstцrt weil ich mir lag eingebildet hab udn das wegbekommen wollte   <Unlix>wobei wenns ne 1TB platte ist <Unlix>und nur 800GB musik <Unlix>mьssen die restlichen 200GB ja pornos sein <viruz>sind auch n paar filme drauf <Unlix>sag ich doch <viruz>oh   <KILLthemALL>wohoo mustafa works with emulator in wine WohOoooooooooooo <KILLthemALL>lol the game is from 19193 i must be 4 yeas old then <SkiingPenguins>your old <Irgendein>19193? :P you can play games from the future? :D <SkiingPenguins>or rather, young. <KILLthemALL>crap 1993 <KILLthemALL>:P   <SkiingPenguins>but i want to delete the ones outside world... not inside also <Hero|GV>outside world stuff is tricky to select <Cowboy>ag, <eihrul>use entselect command with an inverted insel check <eihrul>when you have selected the entire world <eihrul>magic <eihrul>that'll be $100, please   <VonWindeck>SkiingPenguins, computer test? <VonWindeck>what kinda test? <Hero|GV>"Turn on the computer and off again without causing a bluescreen" <Hero|GV>or kernel panic <VonWindeck>lol   <Hero|GV>SPLASH <Windecker>who fell in? <Hero|GV>you <Windecker>o_O   Smack: kick tenshi Smack disconnected (kicked/banned) <mefisto> sorry <mefisto> I haven't been playing any sauer lately so my aim is off. <mefisto> it's a big problem <mefisto> tried to jerk off yesterday and just ended up pounding on the desk   - mefisto joined <cannonFodder_>and fuck that mefisto guy. I hate him most of all <cannonFodder_>Crap! <cannonFodder_>hey mefisto   - mefisto quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <_beast_>mefisto`: !!!!! Hi :) <_beast_>Crap <[Katze]>hahahah <[Katze]>Denied. <_beast_>I will get him one day <[Katze]>yea hes an evasive little muffin <[Katze]>just ask him what happened the first night we slept together <[Katze]>shit i probably wasnt supposed to tell everyone about that   <_m>i usually lose when i play chess against myself.   yoopers is planning to code an IRC chess bot <yoopers>interesting edge case: wonder if I should allow someone to challenge themself to a game * yoopers thinks not <_m>no... just retards would do that. <_m>like me.   <[Katze]>my cock is a freee filehosting ftp   <[FD]Thor>so far my linux calendar has reached 2300, and still going   * bb|m owns no firearms * MrBeNNy gasps! * bb|m is not against firearms, just doesn't own any. * MrBeNNy ungasps! <MrBeNNy>Thank goodness.   <kya>I'm always in a great mood, how about you KtA? <kya>=) <KILLthemALL>rain makes me all happy happy and more happy :D <KILLthemALL>too bad some people here hates rain :D <kya>maybe because youre like the rain cloud that hovers over us lol   Penisnamen <Unlix>ich weiss eh wie meins heisst <t-chen>wie denn? terminator? <Unlix>M.S. Titanic <t-chen>oha, schon ma durchgebrochen oder was? <t-chen>:S <Unlix>okay, owned :s   <Hero>t-chen: wie wьrdest du deine map beschreiben in wenigen sдtzen? von aussehen und gameplay her? <Unlix>"gut." <obi_de>lol   <Hero>I don't spend money on mousepads <Hero>just use a piece of carpet next time like the pros do <Hero>:D <bandandit|lunch>Hero: at least you dont use a newspaper like RockKeyman :D <viparr104>i had to use a piece of my own skin :(   <Matty_>@anyone How do you split ur screen again???? <Colo|forgot_lunch_nick>with an axe???   <Colo|forgot_lunch_nick>geezer: you own me some duels! <geezer>yeah i own you colo <Colo|forgot_lunch_nick>lol <Colo|forgot_lunch_nick>sry, *owe me   <psl-bot>psl1: Alister (7): Johnkills, Set up a tent? <psl-bot>psl1: johnkills (3): :) <psl-bot>psl1: johnkills (3): I am tired   <cannonFodder_> oh, you're alive. excellent. my job is done here   Jokerstar: my dick hit my keyboard   <tenshi>ich bin die scheiЯ razer destructors satt ;) <tenshi>die verschleiЯen so schnell <tenshi>aber fьr 1-2 monate ist es "weeeee" <tenshi>xD <Thomas_>kein wunder wenn man 24h am tag zockt :D <tenshi>von nichts kommt nichts xD   <Majikal>maybe i should look for girls with other surname than jpg <eihrul>png <Majikal>i'll try that next   <SkiingPenguins>I WANT LINUX ON MY OLD COMPUTER! <yoopers>SP, try netinstall <SkiingPenguins>well i gotta boot into linux first, right? <yoopers>just get the basic kernel with networking on the floppy <SkiingPenguins>:| <SkiingPenguins>.. i'm noob, how? <yoopers>you may have to compile your own kernel in order to make it small enough <SkiingPenguins>omfg.   <SkiingPenguins>i want a quantum gfx card <pWn|graphite>SkiingPenguins that great about time no more slow fps on your shitty laptop? <SkiingPenguins>? <SkiingPenguins>i understand your canadian, but dude, use proper english.   <Soulchild>hehe, no Nigerian prince wanting to give you his money? <SkiingPenguins>nah, usually people in hong kong saying i won a lottery in uk. hehehehe <SkiingPenguins>and i am american!   <Meister>!8ball please kick every deutsch noob <ChanServ>Meister: No. <Meister>then f*** ***   <Your_Self>Was ist grьn hat vier beine und wьrde dich umbringen wenn es von einen Baum fдllt ? <Unlix>Your_Self: MisantrophX? <Your_Self>o.O   <Jokerstar>anyone wanna duel? i need train <Unlix>then go to the trainstation :o   <yoopers>wish I could handle my jealousy ;] <yoopers>"He looked at you sideways from across the mall?!?!? Must. Kill."   <Colo_>well, i have this girl that keeps telling me how much she loves me <Unlix>Colo_, your daughter doesnt count! :D <Colo_>lol   <Hero>well maybe you should not write docs when you are drunk :) <Hero>"To openactivate the roboteroter thamakes play chess with typressing ALT+F4" <yoopers>LOL <yoopers>"you wannaply chess?!?!?! go get fuccKED!" <yoopers>I suspect this could be fun <yoopers>:D <Hero>"inorder to not to play to chess to don't fuckn annoy me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111" <cannonFodder_>sweet <yoopers>a self-referential docs: "YOU WANTS PLAY? RTFM!!!!!"   <Deimos_>meh no more effic for me :\ <Deimos_>I just can't process weapon switching, movement & tactics and aim at the same time <blahville>ah thats your problem.. replace all those with "rocket spam" and you are good to go <Deimos_>lol   <PwnageTV|Kaiser>geartrooper <PwnageTV|Kaiser>I have new inspiration <PwnageTV|Kaiser>Because I went to a TMBG concert <geartrooper>tmbg? <fantasticulous>Teenage Mutant Bang Gang?   <Irgendein-Typ>yes, but at least Irgendein-Typ isn't gibberish <NamNoc>close enough <Irgendein-Typ>so i suppose the German language is gibberish to you then? :P <NamNoc>it's gibberish even to them <NamNoc>it's all an act   quite some time ago, but lost in a different text file: <KtA>unless or untill someone among you develop some good IQ level, i will not talk from now on <Deimos_>the average IQ of a channel is inversely proportional to the amount KtA talks on said channel. <blahville>haha <Hero>right <Hero>so the channels average IQ level raises when he stops talking? <Deimos_>yep <Deimos_>that means we're already on our way to better IQs <Hero>smart <Hero>but when we have better IQs, didn't he threaten us to start talking again? <Deimos_>yea <Deimos_>it's a sort of self-balancing system <Hero>so, in fact, if we keep him in here, the average IQ might become a sinus curve <Deimos_>that or some other periodic curve <Hero>yeah <Hero>I'd prefer a square root function graph <blahville>wow scientific evidence that kta should be kicked <Deimos_>depends on the rate of change of IQ as the function of lines from KtA <Hero>so, in fact, we can only imagine what exactly will happen when KtA gets crossed out of this equation <D-Rok>maximum IQ ftw! <Hero>I suggest to try it out, for sciences sake! - KtA left (kicked by D-Rok with the following reason: KtA) <blahville>PROOFED <Hero>HOORAY! <Hero>nobel prices for all of us! :D <Deimos_>yup   <Wrangler>see im so polite but ur still bein a bitch <mefisto-mobile>That was an interesting one... "I'm so polite", attempts to establish moral high ground; "ur being a bitch", throws it away   <mefisto-mobile>an annoyion is a negatively charged annoyance   <Wrangler>idk=i dont kare <Wrangler>abt u or the speelin   <[X]KillerQueen>where r u from? <moo>germany, u? <Unlix>liar <Unlix>you are from bavaria   viparr104: there is one more advantage to girls: they are rapeable (note: he said that while his girlfriend was around)   <shmutz>rather tell us your homepage and IRC channel once you have founded the clan, so we can put it on our clan-list <mib_rct1oe>IRC channel? What's that?   <graphitemaster_>Windecker update your graphic card drivers <graphitemaster_>then update windows if your on windows <graphitemaster_>then update direct x even tho it's not associated with sdl it's good pratiice to do so   <Ace_>hehe are there any rules against not spawning? :P <shmutz>hard to control <shmutz>not necessary so far, but just to make sure, you don't abuse it, ill ad it ;-) <Ace_>aww i shouldnt have asked :P <Majikal>i thought there was a rule for that <shmutz>well, because you never read the rules :-D <shmutz>;-)   <Honzik1>I see behave of this community <Irgendein-Typ>? <Deimos_>I see you failing at english   <Irgendein-Typ>I find this whole "Asylum cheats" thing quite funny/amusing for some reason, dunno why.. <Hero>too bad its over <Hero>maybe the flamers are scared now <Irgendein-Typ>what a shame too, I wanted to kick someone :/ <blahville>wut?? i just got second bowl of popcorn.. come on peoples   <SkiingPenguins>my windows xp virtualbox that i was using had a bsod -.-   <Hero>and after all the new suspected sauertrolls are FK! <Hero>thats all you do <Hero>trolling <Dr_Eij>i llove trolling with lower IQ   <Unlix>a democrazy is the best way to rule a state imho, but that doesnt mean that it's also the best way to organize smaller groups of people, like this tournament <Hero>democrazy xD <Unlix>whoops :D   <i_am_back>i think Hero has got a problem with french people <Hero>I have a problem with those who try to destroy everything in this community! <Hero>whether they are french or not <Unlix>i have a problem with those who are french, whether they are trying to destroy everything in the community or not!   <Thomas_|_>Younes: fuck yourself, your are the lame person in here (pointing to the shoutbox) <LePorte>dont fuck him :| <Unlix>LePorte is right, he's french, bet you would do him a favor :/   <CampersDeath>fermez la un peu! зa n'arrange rien du tout et vous ne faites qu'enpirer les choses! <Unlix>yeah i agree with CampersDeath <Unlix>i think :s   <Irgendein-Typ>..any reason why #QS-server is mode +i? <blahville>i did it very explicitly to keep you out   <[X]KillerQueen>i have a music script on my autoexec <[X]KillerQueen>is that a problem? <[X]KillerQueen>with the psl client? <shmutz>its ok <WahnFred>depends on the music :) <[X]KillerQueen>:) <[X]KillerQueen>lol <[X]KillerQueen>ROCK! <[X]KillerQueen>and only rock <[X]KillerQueen>:p <WahnFred>ok, then its not a problem <WahnFred>:) <shmutz>well, if we find techno, you're out XD <shmutz>j/k <[X]KillerQueen>lol <[X]KillerQueen>thanks! <[X]KillerQueen>im so happy, im going to run naked over the street <[X]KillerQueen>brb   <Unlix>warum pennt der n00b eigentlich schon :/ <LePorte>der is in mumble <Unlix>oh   <KILLthemALL>so noone wants to say anything ? <KILLthemALL>well this is a surprice noone in TC or in here wants to say something to me on how much iam a pain for them and how many names i called them ? <Deimos_>no one cares <KILLthemALL>ok i leave - KILLthemALL left   <blahville>i use to like wdcd.. very open, you can see everyone <Kal_Torak>I seem to recall someone complaining about open maps because kal could always see him and kill him   <Pun[Dit]>no wifi is best <blahville>? <blahville>why? <Pun[Dit]>rf travels faster then wires <tenshi>if it travels xD <Pun[Dit]>plus wifi energizes the body <tenshi>refreshing <tenshi>that's why i need no sleep <moo>"<Pun[Dit]>...energizes the body" now that's what i call cheating   <`Thor>greetings Irgendein-Type <`Thor>opps <`Thor>- e <Irgendein-Typ>.. <Irgendein-Typ>..and hello, Thomas <Irgendein-Typ>bah, i mean Thor <`Thor>lol <Irgendein-Typ>there, we both goofed, now we're even <`Thor>haha indeed <`Thor>ive been called far worse things than thomas:-)   <Hero|GV><fantasticulous>i hate it when i make a typo in the middle of a joke <- me too <Hero|GV>and it happens all the time <Hero|GV>like, you want to drop a smart comment and you make a typo :( * viruz|srn is still trying to find a typo in heros line <Windecker>You forgot to capitalize your statement, Hero|GV, nor did you puntuate properly. <Hero|GV>and you spelled "punctuate" wrong <Windecker>SHET   <SkiingPenguins>i like vista how it is <mefisto-mobile>haha <mefisto-mobile>I like vista how it is too <mefisto-mobile>... not on any of my computers   <blahville> i admitted to banning you from gamesurges network? think about that one for a second..... <Ace> yeah beast blahville runs quakenet, not gamesurge   <cannonFodder>I was going to dress as the scariest thing I could think of last night - cannonFodder renamed to Royksopp <Royksopp>:D   <Hero>yoopers: hows the chess bot coming? <yoopers>it's done, I've just been too lazy to sign it on from my Amazon server <Hero>heh <cannonFodder>yoopers elevates laziness to a new level, yet again <yoopers>in my defense, it would take me ten minutes to install the necessary perl mods ;] <yoopers>I mean, *10 minutes* <cannonFodder>lol <yoopers>that's a lot of time   <Jay-EM>okay, i apologize for my term "german faggots" * Jay-EM bows and says sorry <Unlix>don't insult us germans or we'll start another worldwar :>   <Suicizer>geartrooper? <Suicizer>is he afk? <Suicizer>geartrooper? <Suicizer>is he still alive? <SkiingPenguins>Suicizer he must be afk if he aint yelled at you yet! <Suicizer>hmm k :P   <m0s>{QS}mos: Is that unlix? I mean this cowcat <m0s>beast@badCOMP: its my mother <m0s>{QS}mos: wut??!?!?!?!?! <m0s>beast@badCOMP: shes a mix and I turned out to be a beast   <[X]Sepehr>serious question. how do u know if ur addicted to porn? <mefisto-mobile>when you start sucking dicks to get porn, then you know   <SATAN

Gt;MI MANTAQUILLA ESTA MUI BORACHA!!@#! <SATAN>dude, i could totally hang in an all-spanish channel <[X]KQ|studying>hehe <[X]KQ|studying>lol <[X]KQ|studying>my butter it's to drunk = Mi mantequilla esta muy borracha <[X]KQ|studying>xDD <SATAN

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