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Sound of knocking on door

BRIDGET

Hector please, call me Gigi.

 

ANNIE

Oh Hector, call me Gigi.

Oh.

[sending email] ‘Must go. More news later. A.’

 

BRIDGET



Is Hector still asleep?

 

ANNIE

Yep.

 

BRIDGET



Aah.

Hector, wakey-wakey.

Come on, rise and shine.

 

Hector makes snoring noises

 

ANNIE

Sweet!

 

BRIDGET



Oh, good morning. [Sneezes]

 

HECTOR

Oh, good morning. [Sneezes]

 

ANNIE

Uh, no, no, no, good morning, ah-ah-ah.

 

HECTOR

Good morning, ah-ah-ah.

 

ANNIE

No Hector, I have a cold.

 

BRIDGET



And so have I.

 

HECTOR

Oh you have a cold, Bridget.

 

BRIDGET



Yes, I have a cold.

 

ANNIE

Yes, we have a cold, so let’s begin again.

Good morning.

 

HECTOR

Good morning.

 

BRIDGET



Oh never mind.

Hector, would you like some …

… New pyjamas?

 

HECTOR

Mmm?

 

BRIDGET



Hector, please excuse me for a moment.

Annie, bathroom. Now!

 

HECTOR

Good morning.

 

NICK

Good morning.

Is it fancy dress?

 

HECTOR

Fancy dress?

Yes.

 

NICK

Oh, nice.

Hey, nice car, ay.

 

HECTOR

I have this car at home.

 

NICK

Wow, you have this car at home.

 

HECTOR

Ahm.

 

NICK

Girls must love you.

 

HECTOR

Girls, no.

 

NICK

No?

Hector, can I tell you something?

HECTOR

OK.

 

NICK

The car looks good.

 

HECTOR

Ah-ay.

 

NICK

Ay.

So you must look good too! Ha-hmm?

 

HECTOR

I look good!

 

NICK

No.

You don’t look good.

But I can help.

 

HECTOR

OK!

 

NICK

OK!

 

BRIDGET



Hector’s clothes are awful!

 

ANNIE

Oh, they’re so old fashioned!

 

BRIDGET



I know, I’ll take him shopping.

 

ANNIE

But Bridget you’re so busy that I’ll take him shopping.

 

BRIDGET



No, it’s all right, I’ll take him shopping.

 

ANNIE

But there’s no problem, I’ll take him shopping.

 

BRIDGET



I said I’ll take him shopping!!

 

Sound of sneezing

 

NICK

You need, you need a – oh hi, babe!

 

BRIDGET



Oh it’s you, Nick.

 

ANNIE

Oh hi, Nick.

 

NICK

Hector has asked me what clothes to wear.

 

BRIDGET



Yeah, right.

 

NICK

You need a look, like on a fast bike.

 

BRIDGET



No, no, no, no, Hector, don’t listen to Nick, listen to me.

 

HECTOR

OK.

 

BRIDGET



You need a designer look.

 

ANNIE

No, no, no, Hector, that’s not for you.

You need, you need a cowboy look.

 

NICK

No, no, a leather jacket.

 

BRIDGET



A bandanna and a vest.

 

ANNIE

A denim shirt.

 

NICK

A motor bike!

 

BRIDGET



Designer!

 

ANNIE

Cowboy!

 

HECTOR

Ah, stop!!

OK, I will go shopping.

 

BRIDGET



What?

 

ANNIE

On your own?

 

NICK

But – you need us!

 

HECTOR

Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

 

ANNIE

How?

What will you say?

 

HECTOR

Erm …

 

NICK

It’s OK, leave it to me.

I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer.

 

HECTOR

Uh?

 

NICK

This is a shop.

I sell, you buy.

 

HECTOR

Oh, OK.

Oh, ding-dong.

Good morning.

 

NICK

Good morning!

Can I help you?

 

HECTOR

Yes.

I … I …

 

NICK

I would like …

 

HECTOR

I would like … a jacket, please.

 

NICK

Trousers.

 

HECTOR

Uh?

 

NICK

I would like a pair of trousers please.

 

HECTOR

Oh, I would like a pair of trou-sers please.

- And a shirt.

 

NICK

No. shoes.

I would like a pair of shoes, please.

 

HECTOR

I would like a pair of shoes, please.

And a cat for my head.

 

NICK

I think you mean a hat.

 

HECTOR

Eh?

 

NICK

This is a cat!

 

HECTOR

[Laughs]

A cat for my head!

 

ANNIE

Hector, come shopping with me.

 

BRIDGET



Or me.

 

ANNIE

No, me.

 

BRIDGET



He’s my pen friend!

 

NICK

All right!

Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little bit each

I will go to the shoe shop.

 

ANNIE

And I will go to the clothes shop.

 

BRIDGET



No, I’ll go to the clothes shop!

 

ANNIE

OK, I’ll just buy the shirt.

 

BRIDGET



I’ll buy the trousers!

 

NICK

Good! Hah!

 

HECTOR

Good.

 

ANNIE

Right, let’s go!

Oh, no, I completely forgot!

We need, eggs, lemons and dog food.

Oh, it’s all right, I’ll do it on line later.

 

HECTOR

Eggs, lemon, dog food.

 

ANNIE

Oh well done, Hector.

 

BRIDGET



Bye Hector.

Oh and don’t answer the phone, it might be the tarantula.

 

HECTOR

OK.

 

NICK

Bye Hector, be good.

And if you can’t be good, be careful.

Ha-ha.

 

HECTOR

Eh?

 

NICK

Never mind!

 

ANNIE [sending email]

‘Nadia I have a cold.

Bridget has a cold and Hector has …’

 

BRIDGET



… New pyjamas.

 

ANNIE [sending email]

‘Terrible pyjamas.

Oh, you should see them Nadia.

They are so funny!’

 

BRIDGET [sending email]

‘Hi, sweetie.

I wanted to buy Hector some new clothes on my own.’

I’ll take him shopping.

‘But Annie and Nick said they wanted to shop for Hector as well.

So guess what?

We’re all going shopping for Hector.’

 

NICK

Me, you and you can go shopping for Hector, a little bit each.

 

BRIDGET [sending email]

‘What will he look like?’

 

NICK [sending email]

‘And Annie thinks Hector needs a cowboy look.’

 

ANNIE

He needs a cowboy look!

 

NICK [sending email]

But I think he needs a biker look like me!

Yeah!

 

NICK

You need a look, like on a fast bike!

 

HECTOR

Good morning sir.

I would like a cat for my head!

Oh, room service.

Hello, I would like an egg for my head, ha-ha!

Lemons for my head!

 

Intercom buzzes

 

HECTOR

Oh, dog food for my head.

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Who’s that?

 

HECTOR

Aah!

The tarantula!

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

I said, who’s that?

 

HECTOR

Hello.

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Where’s Bridget?

 

HECTOR

Erm, where is Bridget?

Me, I am Bridget.

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

I don’t believe you.

 

HECTOR

Yes, I have a cold! [Sneezes]

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Oh, I’m sorry.

 

HECTOR

[Sneezes]

Oh, thank you. [Sneezes]

 

Dog barks

 

HECTOR

Ssh!

Charlie!

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Is that a dog?

 

HECTOR

No, no, it is not a dog, … Annie has a cold also!

 

Landlady [Speaking on intercom]

Oh, poor Annie.

 

HECTOR

Thank you.

[Sneezes]

Now goodbye!

[Sneezes]

Oh, oh ole!

I am Hector, I speak Englis …

Eggs, lemons, dog food.

Eggs, lemons, dog food.

HECTOR

Oh hi, [erm] good, good afternoon Annie.

 

ANNIE

Good afternoon Hector.

I bought this for you.

 

HECTOR

Oh, what is it?

 

ANNIE

Try it on.

 

HECTOR

Eh?

 

ANNIE

TRY IT ON!

 

HECTOR

TRY IT ON?

Oh, try it on!

Oh, ah.

 

BRIDGET



Where’s Hector?

 

ANNIE

In the bathroom.

 

BRIDGET



Good.

I’ll give this to him.

 

ANNIE

It’s OK, I’ll give it to him!

 

BRIDGET



No, it’s all right.

 

Sound of knocking on door

 

BRIDGET



Hector …

 

ANNIE

Hector …

 

BRIDGET



I’ve got something for you.

 

HECTOR

Oh, OK.

Come in.

 

BRIDGET



Spoil sport!

 

NICK

Hector!

Hector!

 

HECTOR

Hello.

 

NICK

Here are your clothes, you will look so cool.

 

HECTOR

Cool?

 

NICK

Co-ol.

 

HECTOR

Cool!

 

NICK

Nice melons!

 

BRIDGET



Melons?

Who are those from?

 

ANNIE

Ah, I think Hector has been shopping online.

Oh, I’m really thirsty, I need a drink.

 

BRIDGET



But we don’t need any melons!

 

ANNIE

Well he did try!

And he bought some eggs.

Yeah, just a few.

 

NICK [sending email]

‘Yo Dan!

Hector did the shopping today.’

Nice melons.

‘He bought one hundred and forty four eggs.’

 

ANNIE

Just a few.

 

NICK

‘And ten melons instead of ten lemons.’

What an idiot.

Ha!

 

HECTOR

I would like some eggs please.

I would like some lemons please.

And oh, dog food for my head!

Ha, ha, ha, thank you!

 

ANNIE [sending email]

‘I went shopping for Hector today and bought him something really cool!

I cannot wait for him to try it on.’

ANNIE

TRY IT ON.

 

BRIDGET [sending email]

‘I went to the clothes shop and bought Hector a really trendy outfit!

He will look just like David Beckham!’

 

BRIDGET



I’ve got something for you!

 

ANNIE

So how did Hector do the shopping?

Ah-ha!

Hector ordered ten melons instead of ten lemons.

Oh, an easy mistake, he did try.

 

BRIDGET



Yes, he did try.

 

NICK

And what about the eggs?

 

ANNIE

OK, eggs.

You buy a dozen eggs, yeah.

 

NICK

Yep, a dozen is ten.

 

BRIDGET



A dozen is twelve, stupid!

 

NICK

I know!

 

ANNIE

Well Hector has put the number twelve here.

 

NICK

Well that’s OK, that’s one box.

 

ANNIE

No, he ordered twelve boxes.

 

BRIDGET



One hundred and forty four.

 

ANNIE

Now, dog food.

 

NICK

Ha, ha, I can’t wait!

 

HECTOR

OK, I’m ready!

 

NICK

We’re ready!

 

BRIDGET



Enter!

 

HECTOR

Do you like it?

Well?

 

ANNIE

Ah [erm] I like the shirt.

 

BRIDGET



I like the sarong.

 

NICK

I like the shoes.

 

HECTOR

So, am I co-ol?

 


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