Sound of water sprayerNICK
Oi! What did you do that for?
BRIDGET
Aren't you going to ask me about my lunch?
NICK
What lunch?
BRIDGET
My lunch with Leonardo!
NICK
Leonardo who?
BRIDGET
Leonardo Di Caprio, of course.
NICK
So Bridget, how was your lunch with Leonardo Di Caprio?
BRIDGET
Gorgeous!
I was so funny. He loved me, he loved my dress, he loved my name.
NICK
That's nice.
BRIDGET
Now close your eyes. Go on, close your eyes. Ready?
NICK
Ah...
BRIDGET
Ta-daaa! What do you think?
NICK
Very nice.
BRIDGET
It was very expensive, but it's worth it, because tonight, I'm going to a premiere. Oh, I can't wait! I wonder if Leonardo will be there?
Now I must get ready. Tonight, this little lady's going to shine! Tonight, this little lady's going to shine!
HECTOR
Annie, I can explain.
Listen. Annie, please talk to me.
NICK
Hey, guys. Gre-at interview!
ANNIE
You were not fair, Hector.
You were asking awful questions.
NICK
Yeah, they were pretty bad.
HECTOR
It wasn't me. It was Eunice.
ANNIE
Huh!
HECTOR
Hmm!
ANNIE
Oh, the guinea pigs!
Nick, where are they? I must take them to the animal sanctuary.
NICK
We've been having a lovely time, haven't we, my friends! Huh! Hello!
They're not here.
ANNIE
What do you mean, they're not here?
NICK
I mean, they're not here.
ANNIE
So where are they, Nick? Oh!
Squeaking noises
NICK
Everywhere?
ANNIE
Ooooh!
Sound of telephone ringing
HECTOR
I'll get it.
Hello? Oh, hi, Eunice. Huh?
Yes, Eunice. Ho-ho, OK, Eunice.
No, Eunice.
OK, Eunice.
Bye, Eunice.
It was Eunice!
ANNIE
No.
HECTOR
And after what happened today, she says that I...
ANNIE
Oh, Hector! Your job!
She's fired you!
Oh, I'm so sorry, Hector. It's all my fault.
HECTOR
She says that I must tell you that she is so pleased with the interview, she wants Channel Nine to fight against animal cruelty!
ANNIE
Ohhh!
HECTOR
Channel Nine's new motto is: "Animals are Human"!
ANNIE
Ohhhh! That's fantastic news!
Oh, good old Eunice.
Oh! What about Mr Garrier?
HECTOR
Oh, she said don't worry about Mr Garrier.
ANNIE
Ohhhh!
NICK
... .... errghhh!
ANNIE
Right, let's find those guinea pigs.
NICK
Yes, right away!
ANNIE
Right, we found seven of them.
There's just one guinea pig still missing.
NICK
He's probably watching us.
HECTOR
Yeah, and laughing at us.
Sound of intercom buzzer
HECTOR
Hello? OK, right.
Bridget! Your taxi's here.
BRIDGET
I'm coming.
New girlfriend, Nick?
Right, everyone, I'm just off to my premiere!
Did I mention it? Proper acting. Perhaps you could learn something, Nick.
Oops! Sorry, no spare ticket. Still, I'll tell you all about it later. Bye! Don't wait up!
Laughter
COMMENTARY [v.o.]
Next time in EXTRA, the friends go on holiday to Spain, Bridget finds her prince and Nick finds his princess. EXTRA, don't miss it.
Episode 11
Narrative
NICK [reading questionnaire in magazine]
Who would be your ideal holiday romance?
A] J-Lo, B] Cameron Diaz, or C] Kylie?
Yeah, mmm, difficult to choose. Huh. All three!
Ha! Ha!
What do you like most about girls on holiday:?
NICK
A] Their suntans? Yeah, OK. B] Their bikinis? Oh cor, yeah! C] Their …
ANNIE
Ironing skills?
NICK
Where do you meet girls on holiday?
A] On the beach? B] In the bar? C] On the ski slope?
Hah, on the beach, yeah, I meet lots of lovely girls on the beach, cor!
Date: 2015-12-24; view: 742
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