Sound of water sprayer

NICK

Oi! What did you do that for?

BRIDGET

Aren't you going to ask me about my lunch?

NICK

What lunch?

BRIDGET

My lunch with Leonardo!

NICK

Leonardo who?

BRIDGET

Leonardo Di Caprio, of course.

NICK

So Bridget, how was your lunch with Leonardo Di Caprio?

BRIDGET

Gorgeous!

I was so funny. He loved me, he loved my dress, he loved my name.

NICK

That's nice.

BRIDGET

Now close your eyes. Go on, close your eyes. Ready?

NICK

Ah...

BRIDGET

Ta-daaa! What do you think?

NICK

Very nice.

BRIDGET

It was very expensive, but it's worth it, because tonight, I'm going to a premiere. Oh, I can't wait! I wonder if Leonardo will be there?

Now I must get ready. Tonight, this little lady's going to shine! Tonight, this little lady's going to shine!

HECTOR

Annie, I can explain.

Listen. Annie, please talk to me.

NICK

Hey, guys. Gre-at interview!

ANNIE

You were not fair, Hector.

You were asking awful questions.

NICK

Yeah, they were pretty bad.

HECTOR

It wasn't me. It was Eunice.

ANNIE

Huh!

HECTOR

Hmm!

ANNIE

Oh, the guinea pigs!

Nick, where are they? I must take them to the animal sanctuary.

NICK

We've been having a lovely time, haven't we, my friends! Huh! Hello!

They're not here.

ANNIE

What do you mean, they're not here?

NICK

I mean, they're not here.

ANNIE

So where are they, Nick? Oh!

Squeaking noises

NICK

Everywhere?

ANNIE

Ooooh!

Sound of telephone ringing

HECTOR

I'll get it.

Hello? Oh, hi, Eunice. Huh?

Yes, Eunice. Ho-ho, OK, Eunice.

No, Eunice.

OK, Eunice.

Bye, Eunice.

It was Eunice!

ANNIE

No.

HECTOR

And after what happened today, she says that I...

ANNIE

Oh, Hector! Your job!

She's fired you!

Oh, I'm so sorry, Hector. It's all my fault.

HECTOR

She says that I must tell you that she is so pleased with the interview, she wants Channel Nine to fight against animal cruelty!

ANNIE

Ohhh!

HECTOR

Channel Nine's new motto is: "Animals are Human"!

ANNIE

Ohhhh! That's fantastic news!

Oh, good old Eunice.

Oh! What about Mr Garrier?

HECTOR

Oh, she said don't worry about Mr Garrier.

ANNIE

Ohhhh!

NICK

... .... errghhh!

ANNIE

Right, let's find those guinea pigs.

NICK

Yes, right away!

ANNIE

Right, we found seven of them.

There's just one guinea pig still missing.

NICK

He's probably watching us.

HECTOR

Yeah, and laughing at us.

Sound of intercom buzzer

HECTOR

Hello? OK, right.

Bridget! Your taxi's here.

BRIDGET

I'm coming.

New girlfriend, Nick?

Right, everyone, I'm just off to my premiere!

Did I mention it? Proper acting. Perhaps you could learn something, Nick.

Oops! Sorry, no spare ticket. Still, I'll tell you all about it later. Bye! Don't wait up!

Laughter

COMMENTARY [v.o.]

Next time in EXTRA, the friends go on holiday to Spain, Bridget finds her prince and Nick finds his princess. EXTRA, don't miss it.

Episode 11

Narrative

NICK [reading questionnaire in magazine]

NICK

A] Their suntans? Yeah, OK. B] Their bikinis? Oh cor, yeah! C] Their …

ANNIE

Ironing skills?

NICK

Where do you meet girls on holiday?

A] On the beach? B] In the bar? C] On the ski slope?

Hah, on the beach, yeah, I meet lots of lovely girls on the beach, cor!

Date: 2015-12-24; view: 779