Tune 1. Low rise only

Tune 1. Low rise only

No. Yes. Mine. Jack’s. Joan’s. Tom’s. One. Two. Three. Once. Twice.

When? (Why at five?) How? (Perfectly obvious)

Tune 2. Low rise + tail

Russian. Swedeish. Danish. Fourpence. Fivepence. Eightpence. You didn’t help. I didn’t think so. That’s not what I said. That’s no good, you chump. Did she play in fact. Must we do as he says. Had he sent it off? Would they agree to it? Could we have got there any other way?

Tune 3. Low pre-head + low rise

We do. He can. She did. Can you play tennis on your own? Does anyone get through the first time? Would you like your garden trampled over?

Tune 4. Low head + low rise

It’s very nice of you. Nice looking girl I saw you with yesterday. You’re looking very smart. I trust you found her well. You’re looking rather seedy. It’s a nice day. It’s turned out nice again. Rather chilly for June. Well what of it? And who’ll help you? And why shouldn’t I? Why can’t you fetch them? You don’t mind, (do you)? It’s the one you asked for, (isn’t it)? You’re surely not frightened, (are you)?

Tune 5. Stepping head + low rise

Not yet. I’ll see. You won’t break it. I’m just coming. Since he’s keen to do so, (why not let him?) So that he won’t forget, (drop him a line to confirm it). Since you insist, (I’ll sleep on it). Before you destroy it, (show it to your solicitor). But if he denies it, (what are we to do?) As soon as you see him, (tell him I phoned). Why not? Whose is it? What’s wrong with it? How far did it get? How did you manage to get that? It’s time we were getting along, (isn’t it, George?). You wouldn’t really think he was seventy, (would you?) That’s not his home address, (is it?) But you’ll be home in time for dinner, (won’t you?) You are not going to be hard on him, (are you?)