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Sound of door opening/closing
BRIDGET
You're not going anywhere until it works.
NICK
Ooh! Oh, no!
HECTOR
Here, let me try.
NICK
Oh, you think you can do better.
HECTOR
I know I can do better.
NICK
Huh!!
HECTOR
I know a way from my country.
NICK
Really?
HECTOR
Really. My father taught me.
Banging sound
NICK
Hmm. Yes, we have that way in England too.
Banging sound
ANNIE
Oh, hi guys.
NICK
Hi.
Damn! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah! Whooo! Whooo! Whooo! Hooo!
Assorted banging/buzzing/screeching noises
BRIDGET
Oh no! What happened?
NICK
It was like that before.
BRIDGET
It was not like that before.
NICK
Sorry.
BRIDGET
What are you doing?
HECTOR
Man Olympics. Challenge Three.
Dialling sound/mobile phone
BRIDGET
Hi, I need a man. No, you idiot! I need a man to fix the computer I bought. Tomorrow? Good. And I'd like him to be tall, dark, handsome.
Great, thanks. Bye. At last, a real man.
BRIDGET [Composing email]
Chrissy! I had to call a man to repair my new computer!
BRIDGET
Hi, I need a man.
BRIDGET [Composing email]
It’s crazy! What happened to it?
NICK
It was like that before.
BRIDGET [Composing email]
I think Nick and Hector know.
BRIDGET
It was not like that before!
NICK
Sorry. Grrr! Hector thinks he can win the Man Olympics.
BRIDGET
Grrr!
NICK [Composing email]
Hector thinks he can win the Man Olympics. Huh!
NICK
New challenge: to get as many girls to call us as possible.
Luckily my sister Mel has got loads of friends, so Hector does not stand a chance!
Sound of phone ringing
BRIDGET
Oh, it's Nick's phone.
RECORDED MESSAGE
You have 23 new messages. Message 1: Hi bro, I've got all my friends to call you. Oh, I hear you and Bridget are history. That's great news. I didn't like her anyway. Message 2: Hi, Nick. Izzie here. Melanie asked me to give you a call. I hear you and Bridget are history.
Sound of phone ringing
BRIDGET
Hello, what?
Nicky Wick-wick is not here. Oh, is that Emma? Nick's told me all about you. Yeah. You and your moustache.
Sound of phone and mobile ringing simultaneously
BRIDGET
Arrggh!Nick!
Sound of knocking on door
ANNIE
Mr Postman?
HECTOR
Man Olympics, Challenge Five.
NICK
Yeah. Ooh, errgghh, tug-of-war to see who is the strongest..., aahh, errghhh, oohhh.
NICK & HECTOR
Aaah!! … Ooohh!!
BRIDGET
They had a tug-of-war here?
ANNIE
Yes. They are so stupid!
BRIDGET
Who won?
ANNIE
I won.
BRIDGET
What's wrong?
ANNIE
I want my examination results. Oh, where's the post?
BRIDGET
Calm down.
Sound of knocking on door
ANNIE
The postman!
BRIDGET
The computer man! Well, hello there. Come in!
POSTMAN
But...
BRIDGET
I know what you're going to say.
POSTMAN
But....
BRIDGET
It was like that when I bought it. So what do you think?
POSTMAN
It looks broken.
BRIDGET
Well, can you repair it?
POSTMAN
No.
BRIDGET
You can't repair it?
POSTMAN
No.
BRIDGET
You don't know how to?
POSTMAN
No.
BRIDGET
Well, how can you be a repairman then?
POSTMAN
I'm not.
BRIDGET
You're not a repairman?
POSTMAN
No.
BRIDGET
Well, what are you then?
POSTMAN
I deliver special letters.
ANNIE
My letter! Oh!
POSTMAN
Annie Taylor?
ANNIE
Yes!
POSTMAN
This is for you.
ANNIE
Ohhhh! Yes! Ohh!
Sound of door being opened
NICK
Man Olympics, new challenge. First one to get - ti-ti-ti-ti - Annie's letter!
Date: 2015-12-18; view: 819