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NICK, BRIDGET & ANNIEOhhh! ANNIE Is that a true story? HECTOR Yeah. BRIDGET Tell us another! NICK No, don't! I mean, it was a bit dull, wasn't it? ANNIE Right, come on, let's go shopping for the party. BRIDGET Yeah! I'm in the mood now. HECTOR Are you coming, Nick? NICK What? Oh, er, no. See you later. One, two.... "Beware of black hair...." Three ... ... "...and the number 3." Hah! So what? There are three apples - hah! Big deal. Arrrgghh! "It's seven years of bad luck. Bad luck." What rubbish! I think I'll go back to my apartment now. Black cat. Black hair. Right, keep calm. Nice pussy! Spooky sounds from TV programme NICK Who’s there? “Beware number three.” Aaargghh! Stop! BRIDGET, HECTOR & ANNIE Nick! Nick! Nick! NICK What? ANNIE He's coming round. NICK Ahh! Ahh! What's going on? Why are you dressed like that? ANNIE Nick! Have you forgotten? It's Hallowe’en. We're going to the party. NICK Oh yeah. HECTOR I cannot get this knife into the pumpkin. Can you? NICK OK. CHILDREN Trick or treat! ANNIE Treat! There you are. CHILDREN Thank you. ANNIE Oh, aren't they sweet. NICK Yeah, sweet. ANNIE [Composing email] Hector told us a ghost story today. It was scary. HECTOR This is a true story about a man and wife on their honeymoon. ANNIE [Composing email] One night, a honeymoon couple broke down in their car. The wife went to get the petrol, but only her ghost returned. Oooohhhhh! We're having great fun this Hallowe’en! NICK [Composing email] Hector told us a stupid ghost story. Nothing scares me! NICK I think I’ll go back to my apartment now! NICK [Composing email] Bridget said, ‘Beware of the number three.’ Hmm! Then I saw three apples. NICK One, two, three apples. Ohhhh! [Sound of breaking glass] NICK [Composing email] And three children playing ‘trick or treat’. CHILDREN Trick or treat! NICK [Composing email] I even saw a black cat. It’s all too much! Sound of thunder Sound of laughter NICK Those witches were very cute! I think the small one fancied you! HECTOR Do you think so? NICK Yeah! BRIDGET Boys, they weren't pretending. They really were witches. HECTOR Oh. ANNIE They were ugly enough. HECTOR Ho-ho. ANNIE Hey! The lights have gone out. BRIDGET It must be the storm. A power cut! NICK What was that? HECTOR Who was that? NICK & HECTOR Aaaarrggghhhh! ANNIE Bernard! What are you doing on the roof? BERNARD I still can't find my Marbles. HECTOR Your marbles? BRIDGET His cat. ANNIE Bernard, I really don't think that you should be on the roof. BERNARD Ohhhh! ANNIE Bernard? Bernard, are you OK? BERNARD Yeah, I'm fine. I'll kill that cat when I find it! ANNIE I know! We'll light a candle. Well, there's no television, so I guess it's time for bed. NICK & HECTOR Oh no! BRIDGET What's the matter, boys? Are you scared of the dark? NICK & HECTOR No. ANNIE Well, if you're not scared of the dark, then let's play a game. HECTOR A game? BRIDGET Let's get the ouija board out! NICK Ohhh.... HECTOR B - That's you, Bridget. NICK Ohhh.... ... ... ..... N! HECTOR That's you, Nick! Bridget fancies Nick! BRIDGET Oh, don't be so childish. Give that to me. It's getting warm. I can feel... it's starting to move! ANNIE H – that’s you, Hector. BRIDGET & ANNIE D-E-P-A-R-T HECTOR Deep art. Depart. Depart? But I am not leaving. NICK Depart. 'Dearly departed' means 'dead'. Date: 2015-12-11; view: 1288
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