One, two.... "Beware of black hair...." Three ... ... "...and the number 3." Hah! So what? There are three apples - hah! Big deal. Arrrgghh! "It's seven years of bad luck. Bad luck." What rubbish! I think I'll go back to my apartment now. Black cat. Black hair. Right, keep calm. Nice pussy!
Spooky sounds from TV programme
NICK
Who’s there? “Beware number three.” Aaargghh! Stop!
BRIDGET, HECTOR & ANNIE
Nick! Nick! Nick!
NICK
What?
ANNIE
He's coming round.
NICK
Ahh! Ahh! What's going on? Why are you dressed like that?
ANNIE
Nick! Have you forgotten? It's Hallowe’en.
We're going to the party.
NICK
Oh yeah.
HECTOR
I cannot get this knife into the pumpkin. Can you?
NICK
OK.
CHILDREN
Trick or treat!
ANNIE
Treat! There you are.
CHILDREN
Thank you.
ANNIE
Oh, aren't they sweet.
NICK
Yeah, sweet.
ANNIE [Composing email]
Hector told us a ghost story today. It was scary.
HECTOR
This is a true story about a man and wife on their honeymoon.
ANNIE [Composing email]
One night, a honeymoon couple broke down in their car. The wife went to get the petrol, but only her ghost returned. Oooohhhhh! We're having great fun this Hallowe’en!
NICK [Composing email]
Hector told us a stupid ghost story. Nothing scares me!
NICK
I think I’ll go back to my apartment now!
NICK [Composing email]
Bridget said, ‘Beware of the number three.’ Hmm!
Then I saw three apples.
NICK
One, two, three apples. Ohhhh! [Sound of breaking glass]
NICK [Composing email]
And three children playing ‘trick or treat’.
CHILDREN
Trick or treat!
NICK [Composing email]
I even saw a black cat. It’s all too much!
Sound of thunder
Sound of laughter
NICK
Those witches were very cute! I think the small one fancied you!
HECTOR
Do you think so?
NICK
Yeah!
BRIDGET
Boys, they weren't pretending.
They really were witches.
HECTOR
Oh.
ANNIE
They were ugly enough.
HECTOR
Ho-ho.
ANNIE
Hey! The lights have gone out.
BRIDGET
It must be the storm. A power cut!
NICK
What was that?
HECTOR
Who was that?
NICK & HECTOR
Aaaarrggghhhh!
ANNIE
Bernard! What are you doing on the roof?
BERNARD
I still can't find my Marbles.
HECTOR
Your marbles?
BRIDGET
His cat.
ANNIE
Bernard, I really don't think that you should be on the roof.
BERNARD
Ohhhh!
ANNIE
Bernard? Bernard, are you OK?
BERNARD
Yeah, I'm fine. I'll kill that cat when I find it!
ANNIE
I know! We'll light a candle. Well, there's no television, so I guess it's time for bed.
NICK & HECTOR
Oh no!
BRIDGET
What's the matter, boys? Are you scared of the dark?
NICK & HECTOR
No.
ANNIE
Well, if you're not scared of the dark, then let's play a game.
HECTOR
A game?
BRIDGET
Let's get the ouija board out!
NICK
Ohhh....
HECTOR
B - That's you, Bridget.
NICK
Ohhh.... ... ... ..... N!
HECTOR
That's you, Nick! Bridget fancies Nick!
BRIDGET
Oh, don't be so childish. Give that to me. It's getting warm. I can feel... it's starting to move!