ARTICLE 99

A Bro never asks for directions when lost.

EXCEPTION: A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick who seems to know the area.

EXCEPTION: A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if she also appears lost.

EXCEPTION: A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if he is not lost at all.

ARTICLE 100

When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection.

COROLLARY: If there happens to be a hot chick driving the car next to the Bro, the Bro shall pull his sunglasses down to get a better look. If he's not wearing his sunglasses, he will first put them on, then pull them down to get a better look.

ARTICLE 101

If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave [14].This is what makes them Bros, not chicks.

NOTE: A woman's lust for gossip is matched only by her passion to have babies and accessorize. As such, a Bro should take heed when divulging a secret to a married Bro.

ARTICLE 102

A Bro shall take great care in selecting and training his wingman

WINGMAN APPLICATION

Name:

Alias:

^{(e.g., Jack Package, the Barnacle)}

Special Skills:

^{(e.g., PowerPoint, speak German, masseur)}

On the scale below, please rate your attractiveness.

1 — 2–3 — 4–5 — 6–7 — 8–9 — Barney Stinson

Multiple Choice

1. You are the sessions drummer for Van Halen. Who is not your lead singer?

a. David Lee Roth

b. Gary Cherone

c. Sammy Hagar

d. Barney Stinson

2. Historically, a chick does not enjoy jokes about her:

a. face

b. shoes

c. intelligence

d. none of the above

Short Answer

You are character A. Character B is your wingman. Explain what game you would run and why.

Essay Question

On the back of this application, write about a person who has made a significant impact on your life.

Date: 2014-12-21; view: 1163