Minor Call for a Midwife

Transmutation

Level: Clr 0, Src/ Wiz 0

Components: V, S

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: 30 yards

Target: 1 midwife

Duration: instantaneous

Saving Throw: None

Spell Resistance: None (harmless)

This spell will summon the nearest midwife. The midwife will get the summons. She is under no obligation to respond to the summons, but very few midwifes will ignore it unless unfortunate circumstances prevail.

Minor Repair Virginity

Conjuration (Healing)

Level: Clr 2

Saving Throw: None

(see Major Repair Virginity)

This spell returns the subject to a state of physical virginity. A female will grow an intact hymen, and any physical or medical damage caused by sex or childbirth will be eradicated. The subject will legitimately be considered a virgin for all religious purposes except for the the mental state (i.e. unicorns will not respond to this chracter)-

Miracle of Fertility

Conjuration

Level: Mdw 9

Components: V, S, Divine Focus

Casting Time: 1 day

Range: Personal, see text

Target: see text

Duration: Instantaneous

Saving Throw: No (harmless)

Spell Resistance: No

"There was a village of elves, long lived, once happy people, but sadly knowing their kind would be doomed to die, since no new elves had been born for long years, after the communitiy had been cursed with infertility by the evil demigod Gormoth.

Lyanne, a human priestess of a fertility goddess took pity on them and prayed to her goddess for a way to help these people. The goddess heard her prayers and send her amongst the elves. She walked among the elven folk and miraclously the elven women realized they all head been blessed with a child. A bit fearfully they waited the time of birthing, although that Lyanne had told them, there would be nothing to worry about. And indeed they all gave birth with amazing ease to healthy elven boys and girls, whose features were similar to their own.

Years later they joyously noticed, they had been double blessed. Curse of infertility did not seem to bother their children, once more they felt joy."

This very powerful spell may be used to impregnate all women of a whole community. All woman in the community, that had sex to become pregnant and did not get pregnant by their last attempt will become pregnant immediately. These woman must be of age, meaning, their natural age must permit them to give birth. They do not have to be fertile. This spell will not lift a curse or remove a disease the women may suffer from, but it will make them pregnant.

All children born through this impregnation will be healthy, will not suffer from any disease and are immune to all curses their mothers may suffer from

Mount

Conjuration (Calling)

Level: Src/ Wiz 0

Components: V, S

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: 10 yards

Target: 1 mount

Duration: Ѕ hour per level

Saving Throw: None

Spell Resistance:None

By means of this cantrip, the caster conjures a very attractive person of the opposite sex to serve him/her. The person serves willingly and well, but at the expiration of the cantrip duration it disappears, returning to its own place. The mount does not come with any gear or clothes. The mount can't do anything but perform basic sexual acts.

This cantrip was created by conjurer apprentices to practice their art. It is only a cantrip because the conjured being, only serves one purpose (a fun purpose, but not a practical purpose).

Neville’s Wandering Hand

Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]

Level: Src/ Wiz 2

Components: V, S, M

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: 20 yards

Target: 1 person

Duration: 1 minute per level

Saving Throw: Will Negates

Spell Resistance:Yes

Neville's Wandering Hand is named not after its inventor, but its first victim: Neville, high priest of Torm, who suddenly found himself unable to keep from groping and otherwise feeling up the young nubile acolyte he was initiating into the order. (We hear that his latest missionary assignment to the Icewind Dale is going nicely.) The caster may decide during the caster if a specific person should be touched by the victim of the spell. The material component is a leaf of poison ivy.

Nymph's Beauty

(by Muse of Fire)

Transmutation

Level: Src/ Wiz 7

Components:V, S

Casting Time: 1 round

Range: special

Target: 1 creature

Duration: 2 minutes

Saving Throw: Fortitude halves

Spell Resistance: Yes

This spell grants the caster the beauty of a nymph and it's included dangers. The caster's charisma increases by 8 pts.

Blinding Beauty: If the caster does not suppress their presence, the psychological impact of their beauty will cause all viewers to go blind, their eyes forever after filled with an image of the caster, unless they succeed at a will save, DC 15. This effects all humanoids within 60 feet.

Unearthly beauty: If the caster focuses and refines the force of their presence, all humanoid viewers who look directly at her must make a will save, DC 17, or the intensity will stop their heart. Alternatively they must save DC 20 or the intensity will overwhelm them, and their brain will shut off for 4d6 rounds. (AKA, they will faint and cannot be roused for up to four minutes.)

Casters using this spell gain +2 animal empathy, even if they do not normally have that ability.

In order to unleash Unearthly Beauty the caster must disrobe.

The drawback to this spell is that the material component is the tear of a nymph, which is placed on the tongue at the beginning of the casting, and disappears at the completion. The casters holy symbol is also required.

Obsession

Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]

Level: Sdo 3, Src/ Wiz 3

Components: V, S, M

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: touch

Target: 1 person

Duration: 10 minutes + 1 minute per level (D)

Saving Throw: Will Negates

Spell Resistance:Yes

A person under the effect of Obsession is overwhelmed by the erotic desire for some animate creature chosen by the spellcaster. A "crush" does not begin to describe the effect, the character is truly in love with the creature. The creature must be such that the affected person might feel some attraction towards it under normal circumstances, and the affected person will not act contrary to alignment or personal ethic.

No modifications that would effect the character, are given. The characters player should play his character as if he was deeply in love.

The material component is a crushed walnut.

Orgiastic Storm

Abjuration

Level: Ecstasy 9

Components: V, S, M

Casting Time: See text

Range: Personal

Effect: 500 ft. radius energy blast with a 10 ft radius sfe zone at the center

Duration: Until Married

Saving Throw: Reflex Halves

Spell Resistance:No

This spell creates an enormous, thunderous explosion masked by blinding white light centered around the caster. The caster must begin casting the spell at the beginning of an act of passion, specifically at the moment of penetration. Whether they are penetrating or being penetrated doesn't matter. Upon the moment of orgasm, the caster shouts out the final verbal component, and the spell is cast. All who are more than 10 feet and within 500 feet of the caster are affected by the resulting explosion, which can be seen from across the horizon. All those within the area of effect take 20d6 points of Force damage, save for half. Additionally, all those within 2,500 ft. who could see the blast must make a Fortitude save or be permanently blinded.

The use of any magic aside from this spell during its casting prevents the spell from being cast. No magical means of enhancing sexual ability or inducing orgasm can be used to speed the casting time of the spell. It is by it's very nature unreliable.

Additionally, the caster takes 2d10 points of temporary Wisdom damage from the sheer pleasure of the orgasm, Will save for half.

Material Components: A pound of stardust worth 10,000 GP, sprinkled across the bodies of the caster and his or her partner.

Our Tiny Brothel

Evocation [Force]

Level: Src/ Wiz 3

Components: V, S, M

Casting Time: 1 round

Range: touch

Area: 15 foot diameter sphere

Duration: 5 hours + 1 hour per level

Saving Throw: None

Spell Resistance:Yes

When this spell is cast, the caster creates an unmoving, opaque, sound-proof field of any desired color around his person. Up to 7 other man-sized creatures can fit into the field with its creator, and these can freely pass into and out of the brothel without harming it, but if the spellcaster removes himself from it, the spell dissipate.

The temperature inside the hut is a cool 60 degrees Fahrenheit, if the exterior temperature is between 0 and 100 degrees. An exterior temperature below 0 and above 100 lowers or raises, respectively, the interior temperature on a 1 degree-for-1 degree basis. The tiny brothel also provides protection against the elements, such as rain, dust, sandstorms, and the like. The hut can withstand any wind of less than hurricane force without being harmed, but wind force greater than that destroys it.

The interior of the hut is a hemisphere; the spellcaster can illuminate it dimly upon command, or extinguish the light as desired. The floor of the hut is soft and springy. Nice big cushy pillows are also in the brothel. The spellcaster can cause the brothel play soft romantic music upon command. Note that although the force field is opaque from the outside, it is transparent from within. Missiles, weapons, and most spell effects can pass through the hut without affecting it, although the occupants cannot be seen from outside the hut. The hut can be dispelled.

The material component for this spell is a small crystal bead that shatters when the spell duration expires or the brothel is dispelled, the hair of a prostitute, and a feather (duck feathers work best).

Painless Birth

Necromancy

Level: Mdw 1

Components: V, S

Casting Time: 1 round

Range: Touch

Target: One pregnant creature

Duration: 1d4 hours

Saving Throw: None

Spell Resistance: Yes

Casting this spell on a pregnant subject while she is giving birth will supress the pain normally experienced during childbirth. It is usually the first spell learned by midwives who are skilled in magic.

(Note: Damage from giving birth, if any, still occurs. The victim just doesn't feel the pain until the duration runs out.)

Pillow Talk

Illusion (Glamer)

Level: Src/ Wiz 0

Components: V, S

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: 10 feet

Target: 1 pillow

Duration: 10 minutes per level (D)

Saving Throw: None

Spell Resistance:None

When this cantrip is cast, the caster imbues the chosen pillow with an enchanted mouth. The mouthed pillow will only speak about sexual topics. The spellcaster has the option at casting time to decide the level of vargarity. The level varies from perverse smut to intellectual discussions on sexual techniques.

Planar Lover

(by Muse of Fire)

Conjuration (Calling)

Level: Clr 7

Components: V, S

Casting Time: 10 minutes

Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) (see text)

Target: One elemental or outsider of up to 8 HD

Duration: Instantaneous

Saving Throw: Will negates

Spell Resistance: Yes

These are just like the Planar Ally spells, wherein an extraplanar creature who serves your god/goddess/philosophy performs one task for you in exchange for a favor or the gift of a magic item. The difference is that, instead of a magic item, the planar makes love to the summoner to seal the pact.

When evil people use this spell to summon evil outsiders they may instead make an offering of rape victims equal to 1HD/level per level of creature/creatures summoned. If these victims are all both nubile (charisma 12 or better, or clearly physically attractive despite their charisma, DM's discretion) and virgins the summoned being will provide two boons, or will double the amount of time they spend on an open-ended task.

Playmate

(by Muse of Fire)

Necromancy

Level: Brd 1, Clr 1, Sor/Wiz 1

Components: V, S, M

Casting Time: 1 hour

Range: 10 yards

Target: 1 summoned creature

Duration: 1 night

This spell summons a sexually compatible Outsider, usually a Petitioner of the goddess of lust for 1/hour per level. (Petitioners are dead people devoted to a specific god. They have no memory of mortal life--this is paradise, why let anything that nasty get in the way? Especially if your husband languishes in Carceri?) She will not participate in combat.

Level 1-3= Wallflower with a lustful soul, -2 charisma mod. (But she's still spent the last hundred years or so in a realm of orgies and revels, Sensual arts skill 5+caster level. Or something similar for a different religion.)

Level 4-6 normal charisma.

Level 7-9 hot babe. (+2 cha)

Level 10-up legendary beauty. (+4-+6)

Level 13 on up: she brings along some toys.

While these will not fight they will participate in sexual activities appropriate to their alignment and religion. Also no deity will allow the summoning of a petitioner who would not enjoy such an action.

The clerical version only summons petitioners of allied deities, where as the wizard version (which includes an appropriate prayer to direct the summoning) can go anywhere (though directing it at unfamiliar deities won't necessarily get you the answer you want.)

Every deity will send a different kind of petitioner. The type of action the playmate will participate in depends strongly on the deity (e.g. a petitioner of a deity of pain will only participate in sexual acts, that will cause pain).

The material component is an appropriate offering of 1 GP value.

Final note: when a neutral person summons an evil playmate there is a 1% chance that a succubus/erinyess arrives. This jumps to 5%, 10% or even automatic when a good person casts. Hey, free souls!

[Tanelin’s notes: I like the spell Playmate on the whole, but I think it would work out better as at least a second level spell, if not 3^rd, but that’s my opinion--as with any spell, item, or rule, tweak it to your needs before incorporating it into your campaign world]

PMS

Necromancy

Level: Src/ Wiz 1

Components: V, S, M

Casting Time: 1 action

Range: 10 yards

Target: 1 creature

Duration: 1 minute per level

Saving Throw: Fortitude halves

Spell Resistance:Yes

PMS causes the subject to experience an unceasing, agonizing, dull throbbing pain throughout the groin and lower abdomen, as though all the muscles in that area were clenched like a vise. Attack and all saves are treated as if the subject was one level lower , and Constitution and Charisma are reduced by 1 for the duration of the spell. A successful save results in a nagging headache reducing Constitution and Charisma by 1 for the duration of the spell.

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