This spell detects the presence of sexually transmitted diseases in a creature. A successful Intelligence check reveals the nature and symptoms of, but not the cure for, any detected diseases. The material component is the caster's holy symbol.
Dire Chastity
Necromancy
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 1 day/level
Saving Throw: Will negates (see text)
Spell Resistance:Yes
Characters who are "protected" by this spell suffer a wracking burst of negative energy whenever they engage in sexual intercourse. Unwilling subjects may make a Will save to resist the spell, but will suffer the spell's damage normally if the save is failed and they elect to have sex anyway. Dire chastity delivers 1d6 points of damage +1 point per caster level (maximum +10) to a living creature for each full act of sex engaged in. Some of the more sexually active undead (such as vampires) have been known to use this spell upon themselves, as they are healed by the negative energy rather than harmed.
Material Component: An masterwork iron lock and key. The key must be kept by the caster for the spell's duration, or it will automatically end.
Divine Romantic Interest
(by Muse of Fire)
Divination
Level: Clr 0
Components: S
Casting time: 1 round
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched.
Duration: 1 minute per level
Saving throw: special.
Spell Resistance: No
This spell enables the priest to divine the existence of unspoken love, crushes, romantic interests, and purely lustful attractions that will be sustained beyond the moment.
If the caster knowingly or subconsciously resists the spell they may make a will save. If they succeed the caster will learn of the presence of the infatuation, but not its target. (You know she has a crush, but not who it's on.)
This spell does not reveal the existence of affections towards the caster. Theologians believe that gods of love wish their priests to be surprised by unexpected romance.
Divine Sexual Experience
Divination
Level: Brd 1, Clr 1, Drd 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 10 yards
Target: 1 creature
Duration: Special
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance:Yes (harmless)
Casting of this spell involves taking a clear vessel of water and releasing a drop of ink into it. The percentage of the water undarkened by the diffused ink indicates the purity score of one person specified by the caster, who may not be further away than 10 yard. Although not absolutely certain, any score under 50% probably indicates loss of virginity, and with the exception of the rarest of heroes and deities, the score will be between 25% (casual interaction with others) and 90% (extreme debauchery). More specific information may be revealed at the GM's discretion.