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Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!

Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me!

Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?

Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!

Drax the Destroyer: I wasn't listening then. I was thinking of something else.

Gamora: Oh!

Rocket Raccoon: She's right! You don't get an opinion!

What percentage?

Peter Quill: I dunno... Twelve percent?

Rocket Raccoon: Twelve percent?![Rocket breaks into raucous laughter]

Peter Quill: That's a fake laugh.

Rocket Raccoon: It's real!

Peter Quill: Totally fake!

Rocket Raccoon: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!

Gamora: It's barely a concept.

Peter Quill: You're taking their side?

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket Raccoon: So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Peter Quill: Thank you Groot! Thank you!

See? Groot’s the only one o’ you who has a clue.




has a clue___________________________________________________


Howard the Duck: What ‘ya let him lick you like that for? Gross!






Hit the sack_________________________________________________________

Get the ball rolling___________________________________________________

Beat yourself up_____________________________________________________


Drax the Destroyer: Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it!

over (someone’s) head_________________________________________



Korath the Pursuer: Drop it!

Peter Quill: Uh…hey!

Korath the Pursuer: [speaks in alien tongue] Drop it, now!

Peter Quill: Hey, cool man. No problem. No problem, at all!

Korath the Pursuer: How do you know about this?

Peter Quill: I don’t even know what that is! I’m just a junker, man! I was just, just checkin’ stuff out.

Korath the Pursuer: You don’t look like a junker. You’re wearing ravager garb!

Peter Quill: It’s a- just an outfit man! Ninja Turtle you’d better stop pokin’ me!

Korath the Pursuer: What is your name?!

Peter Quill: My name is Peter Quill, ok? Dude, chill out!

Korath the Pursuer: Move!

Peter Quill: Why?

Korath the Pursuer: Ronan may have questions for you.

Peter Quill: Hey you know what? There's another name you might know me by... Star-Lord.

Korath the Pursuer: Who?

Peter Quill: Star-Lord, man! The legendary outlaw? Guys? Forget it.


checkin’ stuff out______________________________________________



chill out_____________________________________________________

forget it______________________________________________________


Drax the Destroyer: Woman. Your words mean nothing to me!

Peter Quill: Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Rocket Raccoon: Oh crap.

Peter Quill: Ya know, if killing Ronan is truly your sole purpose I don’t think this is the best way to go about it.

Drax the Destroyer: Are you not the man this wench attempted to kill?

Peter Quill: Well, I mean she’s hardly the first woman who tried an’ do that to me. Look, this is like from a smokin’ hot Rajak girl. ‘Stabbed me with a fork, didn’t like me skippin’ out on her at sunrise. I got right here, a Kree girl tried to rip out my thorax. She caught me with a skinny little A'askavariian who worked in Nova records. I was tryin’ to get information. ‘Ever see an A'askavariian? They got tentacles and needles for teeth. Ya think I’m seriously interested in that, then y-…you don’t care. Well here’s the point. She betrayed Ronan. He’s comin’ back for her. And when he does, that’s when you…

Drax the Destroyer: Why would I put my finger on his throat?

Peter Quill: What? …oh, no that’s a symbol. This, this is a symbol, for you slicing his throat.

Gamora: I would not slice his throat. I would cut his head clean off.

Peter Quill: It’s a general expression for you killing somebody. You’ve heard o’ this? You’ve seen this right? You know what that is.

Moloka Dar:Ya, ya…

Peter Quill: Everyone knows.

Moloka Dar:No, no…


the point____________________________________________________

*gesture: finger on the throat_____________________________________



Gamora: I'm a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance.

Peter Quill: Really? Well, on my planet, there’s a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, it’s the greatest thing there is.

Gamora:Who put the sticks up their butts?

Peter Quill: What? No, tha’s just a-

Gamora: That is cruel.

Peter Quill: -just a phrase


sticks up their butts____________________________________________


Gamora: We have to stop Ronan.

Rocket Raccoon: How?

Peter Quill: I have a plan.

Rocket Raccoon: You've got a plan?

Peter Quill: Yes.

Rocket Raccoon: First of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.

Peter Quill: No I'm not. People say that all the time! It’s not that unique of a thing to say.

Rocket Raccoon: Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan.

Peter Quill: I have... part of a plan.

Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan do you have?

Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!


Date: 2015-01-11; view: 845

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