Sound of mobile phone ringing

HECTOR

Hello?

BRIDGET

Hello? Hector?

HECTOR

Hello, Bridget.

BRIDGET

Have you found the ticket?

HECTOR

No, not yet.

BRIDGET

Well, where's Nick?

HECTOR

At the traffic lights.

BRIDGET

What?! At the traffic lights? Well, call me when you've found the ticket! Leo: "Today you will have a big surprise. Your life will be turned upside-down." Hmm!

HECTOR

Right!

ANNIE

Leo: “Today you will have a big surprise.

Your life will be turned upside-down.”

BRIDGET

Ohhh!!!

NICK [whistling and humming]

BRIDGET

Well?

NICK

Well.

ANNIE

Well?

NICK

Well, what?

BRIDGET

Any luck?

NICK

Well, yes and no.

BRIDGET

Yes and no?

NICK

Hmm. The bad news is, I didn't find her.

BRIDGET

Who?

NICK

Emily.

BRIDGET

Emily who?

NICK

Emily, the girl at the traffic lights.

BRIDGET

Oh.

NICK

The good news is...

BRIDGET

Yes?

NICK

I made £50 cleaning windscreens.

BRIDGET

Ahhh! Where's Hector?

Where's my ticket? Oh, look at the time. It's ten to ten!

ANNIE

Ten to ten?

I haven't fed Charlie.

Oh, where is Charlie? I must find him.

NICK

Charlie was asleep on my bed this afternoon.

ANNIE

Oh, thanks Nick.

Oh, there you are, Charlie. Charlie? What's this?

Ohhhh! Ohhhhh!

Bridget! Bridget! I found it! Your ticket!

BRIDGET

What?!

NICK

Where?

ANNIE

On Nick's bed.

NICK

Who?

BRIDGET

On Nick's bed!

Well, give it to me.

NICK

No, give it to me!

BRIDGET

It's my Lottery ticket.

NICK

Emily's number's on the back!

BRIDGET

It's mine!

NICK

Give it to me!

ANNIE

It's OK, it's OK. I'll stick it back together.

BRIDGET and NICK

Grrrrrrrrrr!

ANNIE

Done! Ha! Oh, hi Hector. Oh, poor Hector. I've just found the ticket on Nick's bed. Isn't it exciting?

BRIDGET

Thank you!

Ha!

Now I can claim my money!

Sound of door being banged

ANNIE

Oh, poor Hector.

I’ve just found the ticket on Nick’s bed.

Isn’t it exciting!

HECTOR

Yeah, great.

NICK

I can call Emily now!

HECTOR

Oh, great!

NICK

When Bridget has finished.

HECTOR

Great.

ANNIE

Shh! Shh!

BRIDGET

Hello!

I'd like to claim my prize money, please. My numbers are: 66, 11, 89, 18 and 69.

What?! What do you mean, they're not the winning numbers? Well, what are your numbers then?

Well, 69, 81, 68, 11 and 99? But how?

HECTOR

Hey, I know what happened.

Bridget, what were you doing while watching the Lottery?

BRIDGET

My yoga.

HECTOR

Aha! Which position?

BRIDGET

This one.

HECTOR

Exactly.

These are your numbers, but this way.

BRIDGET

Ohhh!!

ANNIE

Oh, bravo, Hector.

HECTOR

Hey, it was nothing.

NICK

Aha! Emily's number. 7-9-4-6-4-6-4-7. Aha, it's ringing. Helloooo. Is Emily there? No?

Who are you?

Jack's Taxis? Emily! You tricked me!

BRIDGET

Oh, what an unlucky day.

Well, it can't get any worse. Yes, it can. The phone call. My job. We must get that tape back. Now. And I know just the man for the job.

ANNIE

Well, it can’t get any worse!

BRIDGET

Yes it can!

The phone call.

My job.

We must get the tape back – now!

And I know just the men for the job!

HECTOR & NICK

Oh no!

BRIDGET & ANNIE

Oh yes!

HECTOR

Nick, should we be here?

NICK

It's OK. Bridget said it was OK.

HECTOR

Look! There is the answerphone.

NICK

Quick, get the tape!

Sound of dog barking

SECURITY GUARD

Security! Who's there?

Date: 2016-01-03; view: 1069