Miss Englandbabe will not come here. She's broken a nail.
NICK
Ooh, nasty.
BRIDGET
But we've got to have a Miss Englandbabe. We are in London.
Yes, Eunice? Right away, Eunice. Eunice wants to see me - now. Think of something, Nick, and fast!
BRIDGET [Composing email]
The good news is: Hector is doing a fantastic job presenting the Miss Eurobabe Contest.
HECTOR
Eager to wear the Channel Nine Eurobabe crown!
BRIDGET [Composing email]
The bad news is: Miss England babe is not here.
BRIDGET
Miss Englandbabe is where?
BRIDGET [Composing email]
Her Porsche got clamped, Eunice wants to see me and I’ve had to leave Nick in charge!
NICK
Miss Spainbabe!
BRIDGET [Composing email]
It's all going wrong. He better think of something - fast.
BRIDGET
Think of something, Nick, and fast!
NICK [Composing email]
Guess what? Hector and I are working on the Miss Eurobabe Contest! Wow! All those babes! Bridget has left me in charge. She's a bit emotional, I think. One problem: there is no Miss England babe.
NICK
She’s a bit emotional, I think.
NICK [Composing email]
One problem - there is no Miss Englandbabe.
BRIDGET
She's broken a nail.
NICK
Ooh, nasty.
NICK [Composing email]
But I think I have the solution.
HECTOR
And we come to our last contestant in this fantastic Eurobabe Contest! Last but not least, it is..., it is.... oh! Of course!
It is Miss Englandbabe! Welcome, Miss England.
Welcome.
NICK
Thank you, thank you.
HECTOR
Well, let's find out about you. You like pizzas....
NICK
Uh-huh.
HECTOR
...rock 'n roll and motorbikes. My kind of girl!
And dancing with women. I think you mean 'men'. Dancing with....
BRIDGET
Nick!
Sound of applause
BRIDGET
What do you think you’re doing?
NICK
Well, you said you needed a Miss Englandbabe fast.
BRIDGET
I meant a woman.
ANNIE
Ooh, nice legs, Nick.
NICK
Thanks, Annie.
BRIDGET
Hi, Annie.
HECTOR
Thank you Miss Englandbabe.
Oh, and next, we find out why our babies want to represent their country.
ANNIE
There are beautiful women everywhere.
NICK
I know!
BRIDGET
Miss Englandbabe is still missing! What are we going to do?
Eunice said she'll fire me if I don't find someone.
ANNIE
Oh, no! No.
BRIDGET
Bingo!
NICK
Hey!
HECTOR
Oh, I hear we have a replacement for our last contestant. It is the new Miss England babe!
So tell me, Miss England baby, why do you want to represent your country?
ANNIE
I want to represent England because I care about the environment, pollution.
I care about people. And I have great legs!
Sound of applause/whistling
HECTOR
And the winner of the Channel Nine Eurobabe Contest is... Miss England baby!
Congratulations, Annie! You did it! You are the most beautiful traffic warden in Europe!
COMMENTARY [v.o.]
Next time in EXTRA, Nick gets a job in a kung fu movie, Bridget nearly loses her job, and what happens when Annie meets a new man?