In and Around Skarling’s Chair

Contents

Praise for Joe Abercrombie

Also by Joe Abercrombie from Gollancz

Order of Battle

BEFORE THE BATTLE

The Times

The Peacemaker

The Best of Us

Black Dow

What War?

Old Hands

New Hands

Reachey

The Right Thing

DAY ONE

Silence

Ambition

Give and Take

The Very Model

Scale

Ours Not to Reason Why

Cry Havoc and …

Devoutly to be Wished

Casualties

The Better Part of Valour

Paths of Glory

The Day’s Work

The Defeated

Fair Treatment

Tactics

Rest and Recreation

DAY TWO

Dawn

Opening Remarks

The Infernal Contraptions

Reasoned Debate

Chains of Command

Closing Arguments

Straight Edge

Escape

The Bridge

Strange Bedfellows

Hearts and Minds

Good Deeds

One Day More

Bones

The King’s Last Hero

My Land

DAY THREE

The Standard Issue

Shadows

Under the Wing

Names

Still Yesterday

For What We Are About to Receive …

The Riddle of the Ground

Onwards and Upwards

More Tricks

The Tyranny of Distance

Blood

Pointed Metal

Peace in Our Time

The Moment of Truth

Spoils

Desperate Measures

Stuff Happens

AFTER THE BATTLE

End of the Road

By the Sword

The Currents of History

Terms

Family

New Hands

Old Hands

Everyone Serves

Just Deserts

Black Calder

Retired

Acknowledgements

Copyright

For Eve

One day you will read this

And say, ‘Dad, why all the swords?’

Order of Battle

THE UNION

High Command

Lord Marshal Kroy – commander-in-chief of his Majesty’s armies in the North.Colonel Felnigg – his chief of staff, a remarkably chinless man.Colonel Bremer dan Gorst – royal observer of the Northern War and disgraced master swordsman, formerly the king’s First Guard.Rurgen and Younger – his faithful servants, one old, one … younger.Bayaz, the First of the Magi – a bald wizard supposedly hundreds of years old and an influential representative of the Closed Council, the king’s closest advisors.Yoru Sulfur – his butler, bodyguard and chief bookkeeper.Denka and Saurizin – two old Adepti of the University of Adua, academics conducting an experiment for Bayaz. Jalenhorm’s Division

General Jalenhorm – an old friend of the king, fantastically young for his position, described as brave yet prone to blunders.Retter – his thirteen-year-old bugler.Colonel Vallimir – ambitious commanding officer of the King’s Own First Regiment.First Sergeant Forest – chief non-commissioned officer with the staff of the First.Corporal Tunny – long-serving profiteer, and standard-bearer of the First.Troopers Yolk, Klige, Worth, and Lederlingen – clueless recruits attached to Tunny as messengers.Colonel Wetterlant – punctilious commanding officer of the Sixth Regiment.Major Culfer – his panicky second in command.Sergeant Gaunt, Private Rose – soldiers with the Sixth.Major Popol – commanding the first battalion of the Rostod Regiment.Captain Lasmark – a poor captain with the Rostod Regiment.Colonel Vinkler – courageous commanding officer of the Thirteenth Regiment. Mitterick’s Division

General Mitterick – a professional soldier with much chin and little loyalty, described as sharp but reckless.Colonel Opker – his chief of staff.Lieutenant Dimbik – an unconfident young officer on Mitterick’s staff. Meed’s Division

Lord Governor Meed – an amateur soldier with a neck like a turtle, in peacetime the governor of Angland, described as hating Northmen like a pig hates butchers.Colonel Harod dan Brock – an honest and hard-working member of Meed’s staff, the son of a notorious traitor.Finree dan Brock – Colonel Brock’s venomously ambitious wife, the daughter of Lord Marshal Kroy.Colonel Brint – senior on Meed’s staff, an old friend of the king.Aliz dan Brint – Colonel Brint’s naive young wife.Captain Hardrick – an officer on Meed’s staff, affecting tight trousers. The Dogman’s Loyalists

The Dogman – Chief of those Northmen fighting with the Union. An old companion of the Bloody-Nine, once a close friend of Black Dow, now his bitter enemy.Red-Hat – the Dogman’s Second, who wears a red hood.Hardbread – a Named Man of long experience, leading a dozen for the Dogman.Redcrow – one of Hardbread’s Carls. THE NORTH

In and Around Skarling’s Chair

Black Dow – the Protector of the North, or stealer of it, depending on who you ask.Splitfoot – his Second, meaning chief bodyguard and arse-licker.Ishri – his advisor, a sorceress from the desert South, and sworn enemy of Bayaz.Caul Shivers – a scarred Named Man with a metal eye, who some call Black Dow’s dog.Curnden Craw – a Named Man thought of as a straight edge, once Second to Rudd Threetrees, then close to Bethod, now leading a dozen for Black Dow.Wonderful – his long-suffering Second.Whirrun of Bligh – a famous hero from the utmost North, who wields the Father of Swords. Also called Cracknut, on account of his nut being cracked.Jolly Yon Cumber, Brack-i-Dayn, Scorry Tiptoe, Agrick, Athroc and Drofd – other members of Craw’s dozen. Scale’s Men

Scale – Bethod’s eldest son, now the least powerful of Dow’s five War Chiefs, strong as a bull, brave as a bull, and with a bull’s brain too.Pale-as-Snow – once one of Bethod’s War Chiefs, now Scale’s Second.White-Eye Hansul – a Named Man with a blind eye, once Bethod’s herald.‘Prince’ Calder – Bethod’s younger son, an infamous coward and schemer, temporarily exiled for suggesting peace.Seff – his pregnant wife, the daughter of Caul Reachey.Deep and Shallow – a pair of killers, watching over Calder in the hope of riches. Caul Reachey’s Men

Caul Reachey – one of Dow’s five War Chiefs, an elderly warrior, famously honourable, father to Seff, father-in-law to Calder.Brydian Flood – a Named Man formerly a member of Craw’s dozen.Beck – a young farmer craving glory on the battlefield, the son of Shama Heartless.Reft, Colving, Stodder and Brait – other young lads pressed into service with Beck. Glama Golden’s Men

Glama Golden – one of Dow’s five War Chiefs, intolerably vain, locked in a feud with Cairm Ironhead.Sutt Brittle – a famously greedy Named Man. Lightsleep – a Carl in Golden’s employ. Cairm Ironhead’s Men

Cairm Ironhead – one of Dow’s five War Chiefs, notoriously stubborn, locked in a feud with Glama Golden.Curly – a stout-hearted scout.Irig – an ill-tempered axeman.Temper – a foul-mouthed bowman. Others

Brodd Tenways – the most loyal of Dow’s five War Chiefs, ugly as incest. Stranger-Come-Knocking – a giant savage obsessed with civilisation, Chief of all the lands east of the Crinna. Back to the Mud (dead, thought dead, or long dead)

Bethod – the first King of the Northmen, father to Scale and Calder.Skarling Hoodless – a legendary hero who once united the North against the Union.The Bloody-Nine – once Bethod’s champion, the most feared man in the North, and briefly King of the Northmen before being killed by Black Dow (supposedly).Rudd Threetrees – a famously honourable Chief of Uffrith, who fought against Bethod and was beaten in a duel by the Bloody-Nine.Forley the Weakest – a notoriously weak fighter, companion to Black Dow and the Dogman, ordered killed by Calder.Shama Heartless – a famous champion killed by the Bloody-Nine. Beck’s father.

Date: 2015-12-18; view: 868