Crashing and banging noises
HECTOR
Annie. An-nie?
ANNIE
Yes, Hector?
HECTOR
Are you all right?
ANNIE
Yes.
HECTOR
Are you cross about something?
ANNIE
Oh, why do you think that?
HECTOR
Oh, Annie, come and sit down.
NICK [Watching football match]
Aagh/ooh/yes!!!
HECTOR
Annie, have I done something wrong?
NICK [Watching football match]
... ... ... Yessss! Wooohh! ... ... ...
HECTOR
Well, if you don't tell me, I won't know.
ANNIE
Oh, you know Hector.
You know!
NICK
Yessss! Yesssss! Yessss! We won! We won! We're in the final!
Sorry, have I missed something?
ANNIE
Bridget?
Bridget, what's wrong? Why have you got a bag on your head?
BRIDGET
Ohhh, ohhh!
ANNIE
Come on, let's take it off.
BRIDGET
Leave it!
ANNIE
Is it your hair?
Well, but it can't be that bad.
BRIDGET
It is!
ANNIE
Oh, come on.
BRIDGET
Do you promise not to laugh?
ANNIE
We promise. Don't we.
BRIDGET
All right then, here goes.
ANNIE
It's very... nice.
Sound of laughter
BRIDGET
I knew it. I knew you'd laugh. Oh, it's a disaster. And Miguel will be here any moment.
Sound of door being knocked
BRIDGET
Ahhh! That’s him! Oh! He mustn’t see me like this!
ANNIE
Miguel? Oh, come in! I'll just tell Bridget. Pssstt, Bridget! Miguel's here.
BRIDGET
I don't want to see him. I can't.
ANNIE
Trust me, Bridget, he will love your hair.
BRIDGET
Miguel!
MIGUEL
Bridget, you are so beautiful. I love your hair, and your smile.
BRIDGET
I love your hair.
MIGUEL
So, Spain versus England in the World Cup final. Poor old England.
NICK
On the contrary, my Spanish friend. Prepare to die.
ANNIE
Nick, please ask Hector to pass the crisps.
NICK
Hector, Annie says can you pass the crisps.
HECTOR
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
Please ask Annie why hasn't she spoken to me for two days.
NICK
Annie, Hector says why haven't you spoken to him for two days.
ANNIE
Tell him - hmm!
NICK
She says - hmm!
BRIDGET
Shhh! It's starting.
VOICE ON TELEVISION
....final between England and their arch-rivals Spain!
NICK
Come on, England, come on.
BRIDGET
Come on, Spain.
Assorted inaudible comments and noises
BRIDGET
Go on!
VOICE ON TELEVISION
...and here's Spain - and it's a goal!
ALL
Yes!!/goal!!
VOICE ON TELEVISION
England have the ball. They are heading for gold. And it's...
HECTOR
Annie?
VOICE ON TELEVISION
Now, the final...
HECTOR
Can I ask you something?
ANNIE
Yes, Hector?
HECTOR
Have you ever thought about getting married?
ANNIE
Who to?
HECTOR
Oh, to someone - someone like - me.
VOICE ON TELEVISION
...and he shoots and he scores!
NICK
I don't believe it! What a match!
BRIDGET
Oh, Spain played really well.
NICK
Yeah, but not well enough!
BRIDGET
Oh, poor Miguel. Speak to me in English again.
MIGUEL
"Bridget, you are so beautiful. I love your hair and your smile."
NICK
Is that all he knows?
HECTOR
Yup, and I taught him.
ANNIE
When?
HECTOR
On the phone.
ANNIE
Oh! You were on the phone to Miguel!
HECTOR
Teaching him English.
ANNIE
Oh, silly me. I thought you were talking to Bridget.
HECTOR
Oh, Annie, there is only one person for me.
NICK
Me?
HECTOR
Well?
Will you?
NICK
Will she what?
HECTOR
Marry me?
ANNIE
Yes, Hector!
Whooping and shouting
COMMENTARY [v.o.]
Next time in EXTRA, Hector and Annie plan their wedding, Nick is in for a surprise, and guess who's coming from Argentina?
EXTRA, don't miss it!
Date: 2015-12-11; view: 1179
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