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FOUR BROS ARE LAME

 

Mount Rushmore

The Fantastic Four (feature film version)

The Monkees

Olympic Bobsled Team

Michael Jordan's Teammates

(Exception: The Beatles)

 

BROETRY CORNER

 

One Bro makes a solo attack.

A second Bro provides a crutch.

A third Bro rounds out the pack,

But a fourth Bro is one too much.

 

 

ARTICLE 72

 

A Bro never spell-checks.

 

ARTICLE 73

 

When a group of Bros are in a restaurant, each shall engage in the time-honored ritual of jockeying to pay the hill, regardless of affordability. When the group ultimately decides to divide the check, each Bro shall act upset rather than enormously relieved.

 

ARTICLE 74

 

At a red light, a Bro inches as close as possible to the rear bumper of the car in front of him, and then immediately honks his horn when the light turns green. That way, if another Bro is several cars behind, he'll have a better chance of making it through the intersection before the light turns red again.

 

ARTICLE 75

 

A Bro automatically enhances another Bro's job description when introducing him to a chick.

 

Chicks like to stretch the truth about their age, promiscuity, and sometimes with the help of extensive makeup and structural lingerie even their body shape. As such, it's fair game for Bros to exaggerate reality when asked about their Brofession . It's also smart: a Bro's career is to a chick what a chick's boobs are to a Bro.

 

HOW TO INVENT A JOB CHICKS WILL THINK IS HOT

ARTICLE 76

 

If a Bro is on the phone with a chick while in front of his Bros and, for whatever reason, desires to say "I love you" he shall first excuse himself from the room or employ a subsonic, Barry White-esque tone.

 

ARTICLE 77

 

Bros don't cuddle.

 

EXCEPTION: To conserve body heat in an emergency situation.

 


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