Even gangs are moving in.

C: That’s too bad. When I was living there, it was a really nice neighborhood.

L: Just last week when I was jogging someone broke into my apartment.

C: Did they take anything?

L: No, they were probably scared away by a neighbor.

C: Are you planning to move?

L: Actually, I was thinking about it.

Twenty Six (Traffic) In a traffic jam on the freeway

John: I hate driving during rush hour.

Sharon: I know, but we have to be at work at nine o’clock sharp.

R: And so do a lot of other people. This traffic is bumper to bumper.

We’re going to be late.

S: Look, there’s an accident ahead. How about getting off the freeway?

J: Good idea. There might be less traffic on the streets.

S: Watch out!

You just cut off the car behind you, and you didn’t even use your blinker.

J: Sorry. I usually don’t drive as recklessly as I am today.

S: I hope not.

J: I’m sure we’ll go a little faster on the streets.

But let me tell you, tomorrow I’ll take the train.

S: Me too. How about some music?

J: Sure. I brought more tapes today. They’re in the glove compartment.

Twenty Seven (In the hotel) On the phone

David: This is room two-O-nine.

Manager: Yes, how may I help you, sir?

D: I would like another room.

M: Is there a problem?

D: Well, the shower in my room doesn’t work.

M: I’m sorry. I don’t have any other rooms available at the moment.

But I will send someone to take a look at your shower.

D: How soon will that be?

M: It might be about an hour.

D: That’s unacceptable.

I have an appointment in an hour, and I need to take a shower first.

M: I’m sorry, sir. If I could, I would help you.

D: So, what do you suggest I do?

M: Well, in the meantime, you could enjoy the complimentary breakfast

that we’ll send to your room.

D: This will hardly take care of the problem, but thanks.

And make sure my shower is fixed as soon as possible.

M: Of course. I’ll continue to look for another room for you as well.

And sorry for the inconvenience.

Note: two-O-nine = 209

Twenty Eight (Getting things fixed) On the phone with the landlord

Tenant: Hi, Mrs. Rogers. This is Steve, your tenant in apartment thirteen.

Mrs. Rogers: Hi, Steve. I haven’t seen you for a long time.

T: Well, I’ve been busy.

R: What can I do for you?

T: There are some problems in the apartment.

The faucet in the kitchen is leaking.

R: OK. I’ll send the plumber tomorrow to take a look at it. Anything else?

T: Yes. The heater isn’t working well.

R: They still haven’t fixed it? I sent someone to look at it last week.

T: I know.

R: What’s wrong with it now?

T: Well, it makes a lot of noise, and we only get a little heat.

R: They should have fixed it the first time. I’ll call them again.

T: Perfect. I’ll be here.

Twenty Nine (Settling down ) At a bachelor party

Tony: Hey, everybody! I’d like to propose a toast to our friend Jerry!

He’s getting married tomorrow, and I wanna wish him all the best.

Jerry: Thanks, guys. I can’t believe this is finally happening.

I have a great job and soon I’ll have an amazing wife.

And we’ve recently bought a house. I think I’ve just fulfilled my dreams.

T: Well, let’s hope you don’t have a rude awakening.

J: You’re all just jealous.

T: Well, you’re right and we’re all happy for you, buddy.

Date: 2015-12-11; view: 745