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VOICE ON TELEVISIONNow it's time for the National Lottery. BRIDGET Oh good. Is this my lucky day?
VOICE ON TELEVISION And the numbers are... Sound of telephone ringing BRIDGET Yes? Oh, hello, Mother. Yes, well, I'm a bit busy. Can I call you - back? Ahhh! I've won! Mum! I've won! I must go.
VOICE ON TELEVISION And those were this week's lucky numbers. BRIDGET Oh, whooaaaahhhhhh! ANNIE What is it? BRIDGET Annie! Ahhhhh! ANNIE Bridget, I can't understand you! BRIDGET Annie, I have won the National Lottery!
BRIDGET and ANNIE Aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! Whooahhhhhhh! BRIDGET From now on, it will be a life of luxury. Designer clothes!
ANNIE Exotic holidays!
BRIDGET Luxury homes! The very best restaurants!
ANNIE … Or mixing with the stars! [Ah …].
BRIDGET But of course I will give a lot of money to charity. No more work, no more bosses. In fact I’ll call now and resign.
Dialling sound on mobile phone VOICEMAIL MESSAGE Hello, this is Harry Bowler. Leave a message and I'll ring you back. BRIDGET Harry, it's Bridget. I resign! I quit! I'm off! Keep your job. Goodbye!
ANNIE Oh dear. BRIDGET From now on, no more bosses for Bridget. Bridget is the boss! Now I'll just get my lucky little ticket. BRIDGET Ah!! ANNIE What is it? BRIDGET My Lottery ticket has disappeared. ANNIE What?! BRIDGET But the dry cleaning ticket is still there. Hector has taken the wrong ticket. We'll go to the dry cleaner's.
BRIDGET [writing email] ‘Today was Lottery day and, as usual, I did exactly the same thing to bring me luck. I brushed my hair 100 times – 99, 100. I arranged the cushions in my special order. I did my yoga.’
ANNIE [writing email] ‘Guess what? The good news is, Bridget has won the Lottery.’
BRIDGET and ANNIE Ahhhhhhhh!
ANNIE The bad news is, her winning Lottery ticket has disappeared. Bridget asked Hector to collect her dry cleaning, but Hector took the wrong ticket! HECTOR Got it! ANNIE Oh dear! Poor Bridget! BRIDGET My Lottery ticket has disappeared. HECTOR and NICK Hey …. Hey …. Ay!!! HECTOR Hey, Nick, that waitress really likes you. NICK Two girls in one day. Call me Mr. Irresistible, ooh-oh! Hi, girls. HECTOR Hi, Bridget. Oops! Your dress, Bridget. I forgot, sorry. I..., how did you collect the cleaning when I had the ticket? BRIDGET No, Hector - darling. You have the wrong ticket. HECTOR I have the wrong ticket? BRIDGET You have the wrong ticket. Now give it to me. HECTOR Yes, I have it here, Bridget. BRIDGET You have got the ticket, Hector. HECTOR Yes, I have got the ticket, Bridget. I have lost the ticket. BRIDGET You have lost the ticket, Hector? HECTOR I have lost the ticket, Bridget.
NICK You've lost the ticket, Hector. You can't have lost the ticket! Emily's number is on the back! BRIDGET Oh-wah-wah-ah!! HECTOR Are you OK, Bridget? BRIDGET The ticket you took from the board was not the dry cleaning ticket. It was my Lottery ticket. My winning Lottery ticket. HECTOR Oh. BRIDGET I am a multimillionaire. But with no ticket! And you, you can stop smiling, because this is your fault too! ANNIE OK! Nick! Hector! Where have you been? HECTOR Well, first we went to the CD shop. NICK No, no, no. First we went to Leo's Café. Remember the waitress? HECTOR Oh yeah! She was ... ... ...
BRIDGET Yes, and...? HECTOR Then we went to the CD shop. NICK Then we went to Cool Man. HECTOR And then we went to the motorbike showroom.
NICK Yeah! Date: 2015-12-24; view: 712
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