Use the soap, rinse and dry yourselves

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And go to sleep.

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Stop touching me!

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I wasn't touching you, little girl.

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You was too touching me!

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Don't start touching me.

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Okay, I won't touch you.

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I'll shove you.

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New rule in This house starting NOW:

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Nobody's to touch anybody

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Anywhere with anything for the rest of their lives.

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Cliff...

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why do we have four children?

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Because we did not want five.

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Hello, my dear.

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Right.

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Mrs. Mcmannus...

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Mrs. Mcmannus finally Delivered

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After being in labor for 30 hours.

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Brought her into the room, thought we'd have big trouble...

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Popped it out just like toast.

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I just had to sit there in the Crouch just like Johnny bench.

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Who's in trouble now?

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Theodore.

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Good, because I thought it was me.

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Take a look at this.

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Four D's.

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You better handle it.

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If I do, he'll say "No problem," and I'll have to kill him.

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So you want me to kill him for you?

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Right.

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Can I have something to eat before I kill him?

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Cliff...

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Yeah.

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I'll be crueler on an empty stomach.

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Cliff!

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( knocking )

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Theo.

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Yo.

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Hard to get good help, isn't it?

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Son...

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Your mother asked me to come up here

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And kill you.

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Hey, I know.

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You know what?

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What you're going to say.

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And it's under control, so...

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No problem. No problem.

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How do you expect to get into college with these grades?

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No problem. Huh?

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I'm not going to college.

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Damn right.

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I'll get through high school.

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And then get a job like regular people.

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Regular people?

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Yeah, you know, who work in a gas station

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Or drive a bus.

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So you're saying

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your mother and I shouldn't care if you get d's

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because you don't need good grades

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To be regular people.

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Right.

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Okay.

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Suppose...

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You graduate from high school.

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Let's say you just slide by.

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You've got to find a job.

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What kind of salary do you expect

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for a regular person?

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Mmm... $250 a week.

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$250 dollars a week?

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Yeah. Sit down.

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I'll give you $300 a week.

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Yes, indeed.

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$300 a week-- $1,200 a month.

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All right?

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I'll take it!

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Yes, you will.

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And I will take $350 for taxes.

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Whoa!

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Because the government

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Comes for the regular people first.

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How much does that leave you with?

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$850.

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All right.

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Now you've got to have an apartment

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Because you are not going to live here.

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So an apartment in Manhattan

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will run you at least $400 a month.

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I'll live in New jersey.

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All right.

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You live in New jersey, you've got to have a car.

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I'll ride a motorbike.

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You need a helmet.

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Figure $100 a month for clothes and shoes.

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Figure $200-- I want to look good.

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So what does that leave you with?

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$200.

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So, no problem.

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There is a problem.

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You haven't eaten yet.

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I can get by on baloney and cereal.

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I've got everything I need plus $200 left for the month.

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Plan to have a girlfriend?

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For sure.

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Regular people.

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Vanessa: Open this door!

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Vanessa.

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Denise!

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Vanessa!

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Vanessa.

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Come here.

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Come here.

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Here, here, here.

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There is there.

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This is here-- come here.

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Denise pushed us out of the bathroom

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and the shampoo is in Rudy's eyes

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And Now Rudy might be blinded for life.

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If she is, can we get a dog?

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No, but you can walk your sister...

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Down to my room.

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Get her cleaned up.

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Good ahead, Rudy.

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Whoa.

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Hey!

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Hey.

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Where you going?

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I've got a date.

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Date: 2016-03-03; view: 431