Turn on the water, stand under the water

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( rock music )

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It's getting late.

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Stop dancing around with that food

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And start eating it.

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You said we could have the radio on.

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I said you could listen to it.

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I think we should be allowed some moments of happiness.

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If you want to keep dancing around

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spilling food and acting like fools, that's fine with me.

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When she says, "Fine with me"

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It's not.

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Mom, I wanted my eggs scrambled.

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Coming right up.

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Mom, scramble my cereal.

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I'm all scrambled out.

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I didn't get much sleep last night.

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Mom, you know what you need--

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What we all could use--

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A nice soothing dog.

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A real family dog for all of us.

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We already have a family dog-- you.

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Theodore, your sister doesn't call you names.

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I just wanted an ANIMAL

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Whose name starts with the same letter

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As the grades on your report card

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which you're getting today.

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I'm assuming it will be better than last semester's.

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Oh, I'm assuming the same thing.

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But you know

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Teachers grade you on some weird things.

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Like exams and papers?

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Right.

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Hey.

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Hey, Dad.

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Hi, daddy. Hi, daddy.

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Listen, let's put on some music around here.

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( jazz )

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Mr. Mcmannus, where are you going?

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I need some air.

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How's that?

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Mr. Mcmannus, your wife is having a baby in there.

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She doesn't want me there.

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She does want you there.

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But she yelled at me.

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Women are like that.

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My wife, when she was there in the delivery room

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And that pain hit

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My wife stood up

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And told everybody in the delivery room

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that my parents were never married, okay?

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So don't worry about it.

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But I forgot everything.

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I forgot how to breathe.

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All you do is:

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I mean my own breathing.

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Mr. Mcmannus, your wife is going to have the baby.

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So don't worry about it.

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There are women

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Who are nine months pregnant who are out picking rice.

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The baby falls out

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And starts to pick beside the mother.

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I don't know anything about rice.

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Mr. Mcmannus, what I'm trying to say is

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your wife's going to deliver anyway, trust me.

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I'm just going to hold the rope.

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All you have to do is cheer.

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Cheer?

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Cheer.

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Push... just push.

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Cheer.

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Push him out, shove him out, way out!

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Push him out, shove him out, way out!

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Push him out, shove him out, way out!

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Push him out, shove him out

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way out!

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Push him out, shove him out, way...

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Let's go!

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Stop touching me.

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Mom...

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Teddy's touching Rudy again.

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I wasn't doing anything.

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Uh-huh.

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You're in trouble already--

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Bringing home that report card.

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Your parents give you everything and what do you do?

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Like I said...

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don't answer me when I'm asking you questions.

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Keep your mouth shut.

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You think I'm talking just to hear myself?

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Answer me.

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Now?

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Save the smart-mouth answers for your father.

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I'm finished with This entire matter.

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Right, no problem.

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Snitch.

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Mom, Teddy's throwing food.

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Please control your children.

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You've fooled around long enough.

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Denise, clear this table.

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Theodore, you go to your room and wait for your father.

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You two, go upstairs

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Get into the shower

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turn on the water, stand under the water

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Date: 2016-03-03; view: 417