Top 10 Most Irritating Things

Talking in a language that a person in the group does not understand:

You must have experienced it sometime or the other, people rambling away in a tongue that you don't understand. And when they laugh, you'd think 'Is the joke on me'?

Please always talk in a tongue that every body in the group understands. Even if one person has problem understanding your language, switch to a common tongue.

Spitting on the road: A few days back, a guy driving a Hyundai Sonata and clad in an expensive suit, opened the door of his car at the traffic light and spat a few liters of Pan spittle. I was disgusted and I asked him how he could do this to his city. He did not respond. Remember, education without civic sense is useless. You could be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, but if you spit on the roads, you are nothing but a piece of dirt and you will end up in hell, tied to a chair, facing a diarrhea-stricken Skunk's behind.

Honking: For some people honking is involuntary; it is almost like a fetish for them. They cannot ride or drive without the accompaniment of the 'honk-ho-honk-hon-honk', from start to finish. These people honk to kill time in a traffic jam. These people should be thrown to Gorillas in heat. Do not honk unless your life depends on it, okay? I am warning you I have that 'Squeeze Gently' horn from the movie Mask.

Reading what's on your colleague's PC screen: I have had people reading out what was on my screen, while I glared at them in disgust, anger, and shock. A half-decent person would not do it. People who invade privacy should be dumped, half-naked, in Alaska, preferably during the mating season of Polar bears.

Cutting the queue:You must have noticed these smart asses walking ahead of you in the line at the office cafeteria? Talking non-stop to his friend and not even looking at you? Yea? And then when you tell him, 'excuse me but there's a ****ing line here'? and he'd go 'oh! I am so sorry!' Don't trust these guys. It is an elaborate ploy to cut the queue; the talk with the friend and avoiding your eye. These guys should be dropped in boiling vegetable oil.

Haggling with the parking attendant: Now, that hurts me man. I have seen software engineers that wont mind paying a colossal entry fee (not cover mind you) in some hip-ass club; but they'd start fighting with the parking lot guy over a couple of bucks. These morons should be exiled to Pluto.

Letting your hand-phone ring in meetings and movie halls: I have nothing to say about these people. I am glad I am not their boss. I'd probably make them clean the public toilets in the city bus station. With their heads.

Calling a waiter by snapping your fingers or whistling: Yeah, if you do that then you're not a good human being and god will not let you gate crash into his party and all that. But there's a better reason why you should not insult a waiter or treat him like he is your doormat: they can pee in your food and you won't even know it. Hoo-ha! So stuff your attitude where it belongs and be a courteous guy. Any way that girl's going to dump you, so, why try to impress her by pissing off the waiter?

Driving or riding on the wrong side of the road: When you are riding or driving in India, you can't keep right. Keep left fruit-cake, or you'll be run over and reduced to crow-chow. What's your middle name? Stupid?

Swearing that software was your passion since you were four: I will have you watch Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (dubbed in English) if you told me that you have always wanted to be a software coder. I will have you go on a blind date with Anu Malik (and possibly make him sing for you too)... don't start me on that one.

Date: 2016-01-14; view: 713