Home Random Page


CATEGORIES:

BiologyChemistryConstructionCultureEcologyEconomyElectronicsFinanceGeographyHistoryInformaticsLawMathematicsMechanicsMedicineOtherPedagogyPhilosophyPhysicsPolicyPsychologySociologySportTourism






UP IN THE CLOUDS

 

Three days after the concessionaires' deal with Mechnikov the fitter,

the Columbus Theatre left by railway via Makhacha-Kala and Baku. The whole

of these three days the concessionaires, frustrated by the contents of the

two chairs opened on Mashuk, waited for Mechnikov to bring them the third of

the Columbus chairs. But the narzan-tortured fitter converted the whole of

the twenty roubles into the purchase of plain vodka and drank himself into

such a state that he was kept locked up in the props room.

"That's Mineral Waters for you!" said Ostap, when he heard about the

theatre's departure. "A useful fool, that fitter. Catch me having dealings

with theatre people after this!"

Ostap became much more nervy than before. The chances of finding the

treasure had increased infinitely.

"We need money to get to Vladikavkaz," said Ostap. "From there we'll

drive by car to Tiflis along the Georgian Military Highway. Glorious

scenery! Magnificent views! Wonderful mountain air! And at the end of it

all-one hundred and fifty thousand roubles, zero zero kopeks. There is some

point in continuing the hearing."

But it was not quite so easy to leave Mineral Waters. Vorobyaninov

proved to have absolutely no talent for bilking the railway, and so when all

attempts to get him aboard a train had failed he had to perform again in the

Flower Garden, this time as an educational district ward. This was not at

all a success. Two roubles for twelve hours' hard and degrading work, though

it was a large enough sum for the fare to Vladikavkaz.

At Beslan, Ostap, who was travelling without a ticket, was thrown off

the train, and the smooth operator impudently ran behind it for a mile or

so, shaking his fist at the innocent Ippolit Matveyevich.

Soon after, Ostap managed to jump on to a train slowly making its way

to the Caucasian ridge. From his position on the steps Ostap surveyed with

great curiosity the panorama of the mountain range that unfolded before him.

It was between three and four in the morning. The mountain-tops were

lit by dark pink sunlight. Ostap did not like the mountains.

"Too showy," he said. "Weird kind of beauty. An idiot's imagination. No

use at all."

At Vladikavkaz station the passengers were met by a large open bus

belonging to the Transcaucasian car-hire-and-manufacturing society, and

nice, kind people said:

"Those travelling by the Georgian Military Highway will be taken into

the town free."

"Hold on, Pussy," said Ostap. "We want the bus. Let them take us free."

When the bus had given him a lift to the centre of the town, however,

Ostap was in no hurry to put his name down for a seat in a car. Talking

enthusiastically to Ippolit Matveyevich, he gazed admiringly at the view of

the cloud-enveloped Table Mountain, but finding that it really was like a

table, promptly retired.

They had to spend several days in Vladikavkaz. None of their attempts



to obtain money for the road fare met with any success, nor provided them

with enough money to buy food. An attempt to make the citizens pay ten-kopek

bits failed. The mountain ridge was so high and clear that it was not

possible to charge for looking at it. It was visible from practically every

point, and there were no other beauty spots in Vladikavkaz. There was the

Terek, which flowed past the "Trek", but the town charged for entry to that

without Ostap's assistance. The alms collected in two days by Ippolit

Matveyevich only amounted to thirteen kopeks.

"There's only one thing to do," said Ostap. "We'll go to Tiflis on

foot. We can cover the hundred miles in five days. Don't worry, dad, the

mountain view is delightful and the air is bracing . . . We only need money

for bread and salami sausage. You can add a few Italian phrases to your

vocabulary, or not, as you like; but by evening you've got to collect at

least two roubles. We won't have a chance to eat today, dear chum. Alas!

What bad luck!"

Early in the morning the partners crossed the little bridge across the

Terek river, went around the barracks, and disappeared deep into the green

valley along which ran the Georgian Military Highway.

"We're in luck, Pussy," said Ostap. "It rained last night so we won't

have to swallow the dust. Breathe in the fresh air, marshal. Sing something.

Recite some Caucasian poetry and behave as befits the occasion."

But Ippolit Matveyevich did not sing or recite poetry. The road went

uphill. The nights spent in the open made themselves felt by pains in his

side and heaviness in his legs, and the salami sausage made itself felt by a

constant and griping indigestion. He walked along, holding in his hand a

five-pound loaf of bread wrapped in newspaper, his left foot dragging

slightly.

On the move again! But this time towards Tiflis; this time along the

most beautiful road in the world. Ippolit Matveyevich could not have cared

less. He did not look around him as Ostap did. He certainly did not notice

the Terek, which now could just be heard rumbling at the bottom of the

valley. It was only the ice-capped mountain-tops glistening in the sun which

somehow reminded him of a sort of cross between the sparkle of diamonds and

the best brocade coffins of Bezenchuk the undertaker.

After Balta the road entered and continued as a narrow ledge cut in the

dark overhanging cliff. The road spiralled upwards, and by evening the

concessionaires reached the village of Lars, about three thousand feet above

sea level.

They passed the night in a poor native hotel without charge and were

even given a glass of milk each for delighting the owner and his guests with

card tricks.

The morning was so glorious that Ippolit Matveyevich, braced by the

mountain air, began to stride along more cheerfully than the day before.

Just behind Lars rose the impressive rock wall of the Bokovoi ridge. At this

point the Terek valley closed up into a series of narrow gorges. The scenery

became more and more sombre, while the inscriptions on the cliffs grew more

frequent At the point where the cliffs squeezed the Terek's flow between

them to the extent that the span of the bridge was no more than ten feet,

the concessionaires saw so many inscriptions on the side of the gorge that

Ostap forgot the majestic sight of the Daryal gorge and shouted out, trying

to drown the rumble and rushing of the Terek:

"Great people! Look at that, marshal! Do you see it? Just a little

higher than the cloud and slightly lower than the eagle! An inscription

which says, 'Micky and Mike, July 1914'. An unforgettable sight! Notice the

artistry with which it was done. Each letter is three feet high, and they

used oil paints. Where are you now, Nicky and Mike?"

"Pussy," continued Ostap, "let's record ourselves for prosperity, too.

I have some chalk, by the way. Honestly, I'll go up and write 'Pussy and

Ossy were here'."

And without giving it much thought, Ostap put down the supply of

sausage on the wall separating the road from the seething depths of the

Terek and began clambering up the rocks. At first Ippolit Matveyevich

watched the smooth operator's ascent, but then lost interest and began to

survey the base of Tamara's castle, which stood on a rock like a horse's

tooth.

Just at this time, about a mile away from the concessionaires, Father

Theodore entered the Daryal gorge from the direction of Tiflis. He marched

along like a soldier with his eyes, as hard as diamonds, fixed ahead of him,

supporting himself on a large crook.

With his last remaining money Father Theodore had reached Tiflis and

was now walking home, subsisting on charity. While crossing the Cross gap he

had been bitten by an eagle. Father Theodore hit out at the insolent bird

with his crook and continued on his way.

As he went along, intermingling with the clouds, he muttered:

"Not for personal gain, but at the wishes of my wife who sent me."

The distance between the enemies narrowed. Turning a sharp bend, Father

Theodore came across an old man in a gold pince-nez.

The gorge split asunder before Father Theodore's eyes. The Terek

stopped its thousand-year-old roar.

Father Theodore recognized Vorobyaninov. After the terrible fiasco in

Batumi, after all his hopes had been dashed, this new chance of gaining

riches had an extraordinary effect on the priest. He grabbed Ippolit

Matveyevich by his scraggy Adam's apple, squeezed his fingers together, and

shouted hoarsely:

"What have you done with the treasure that you slew your mother-in-law

to obtain?" Ippolit Matveyevich, who had not been expecting anything of this

nature, said nothing, but his eyes bulged so far that they almost touched

the lenses of his pince-nez.

"Speak!" ordered the priest. "Repent, you sinner!"

Vorobyaninov felt himself losing his senses.

Suddenly Father Theodore caught sight of Bender leaping from rock to

rock; the technical adviser was coining down, shouting at the top of his

voice:

"Against the sombre rocks they dash, Those waves, they foam and

splash."

A terrible fear gripped Father Theodore. He continued mechanically

holding the marshal by the throat, but his knees began to knock.

"Well, of all people!" cried Ostap in a friendly tone. "The rival

concern."

Father Theodore did not dally. Obeying his healthy instinct, ' he

grabbed the concessionaires' bread and sausage and fled.

"Hit him, Comrade Bender!" cried Ippolit Matveyevich, who was sitting

on the ground recovering his breath. "Catch him!. Stop him I"

Ostap began whistling and whooping.

"Wooh-wooh," he warbled, starting in pursuit. "The Battle of the

Pyramids or Bender goes hunting. Where are you going, client? I can offer

you a well-gutted chair."

This persecution was too much for Father Theodore and he began climbing

up a perpendicular wall of rock. He was spurred on by his heart, which was

in his mouth, and an itch in his heels known only to cowards. His legs moved

over the granite by themselves, carrying their master aloft.

"Wooooh-woooh!" yelled Ostap from below. "Catch him!"

"He's taken our supplies," screeched Vorobyaninov, running up.

"Stop!" roared Ostap. "Stop, I tell you."

But this only lent new strength to the exhausted priest. He wove about,

making several leaps, and finally ended ten feet above the highest

inscription.

"Give back our sausage!" howled Ostap. "Give back the sausage, you

fool, and we'll forget everything."

Father Theodore no longer heard anything. He found himself on a flat

ledge, on to which no man had ever climbed before. Father Theodore was

seized by a sickening dread. He realized he could never get down again by

himself. The cliff face dropped vertically to the road.

He looked below. Ostap was gesticulating furiously, and the marshal's

gold pince-nez glittered at the bottom of the gorge.

"I'll give back the sausage," cried the holy father, "only get me

down."

He could see all the movements of the concessionaires. They were

running about below and, judging from their gestures, swearing like

troopers.

An hour later, lying on his stomach and peering over the edge, Father

Theodore saw Bender and Vorobyaninov going off in the direction of the Cross

gap.

Night fell quickly. Surrounded by pitch darkness and deafened by the

infernal roar, Father Theodore trembled and wept up in the very clouds. He

no longer wanted earthly treasures, he only wanted one thing-to get down on

to the ground.

During the night he howled so loudly that at times the sound of the

Terek was drowned, and when morning came, he fortified himself with sausage

and bread and roared with demoniac laughter at the cars passing underneath.

The rest of the day was spent contemplating the mountains and that heavenly

body, the sun. The next night he saw the Tsaritsa Tamara. She came flying

over to him from her castle and said coquettishly:

"Let's be neighbours! "

"Mother!" said Father Theodore with feeling. "Not for personal gain . .

."

"I know, I know," observed the Tsaritsa, "but merely at the wishes of

your wife who sent you."

"How did you know?" asked the astonished priest.

"I just know. Why don't you stop by, neighbour? We'll play sixty-six.

What about it?"

She gave a laugh and flew off, letting off firecrackers into the night

sky as she went.

The day after, Father Theodore began preaching to the birds. For some

reason he tried to sway them towards Lutheranism.

"Birds," he said in a sonorous voice, "repent your sins publicly."

On the fourth day he was pointed out to tourists from below.

"On the right we have Tamara's castle," explained the experienced

guides, "and on the left is a live human being, but it is not known what he

lives on or how he got there."

"My, what a wild people!" exclaimed the tourists in amazement.

"Children of the mountains!"

Clouds drifted by. Eagles cruised above Father Theodore's head. The

bravest of them stole the remains of the sausage and with its wings swept a

pound and a half of bread into the foaming Terek.

Father Theodore wagged his finger at the eagle and, smiling radiantly,

whispered:

"God's bird does not know Either toil or unrest, He leisurely builds

His long-lasting nest."

The eagle looked sideways at Father Theodore, squawked cockadoodledoo

and flew away.

"Oh, eagle, you eagle, you bitch of a bird!"

Ten days later the Vladikavkaz fire brigade arrived with suitable

equipment and brought Father Theodore down.

As they were lowering him, he clapped his hands and sang in a tuneless

voice:

"And you will be queen of all the world, My lifelo-ong frie-nd!"

And the rugged Caucuses re-echoed Rubinstein's setting of the Lermontov

poem many times.

"Not for personal gain, but merely at the wishes . . ." Father Theodore

told the fire chief.

The cackling priest was taken on the end of a fire ladder to the

psychiatric hospital.

 

 

CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE

 


Date: 2015-01-02; view: 241


<== previous page | next page ==>
THE GREEN CAPE | THE EARTHQUAKE
doclecture.net - lectures - 2014-2017 year. Copyright infringement or personal data (0.022 sec.)