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LlewellynSmythe, she tells us to come close and she says This is my Will, this is." She's got a bit of blotting paper over the top part of it but the bottom of it's quite clear. She said "I'm writing something here on this piece of paper and I want you to be a witness of what I've written and of my signature at the end of it." So she starts writing along the page. Scratchy pen she always used, she wouldn't use Biros or anything like that. And she writes two or three lines of writing and then she signed her name, and then she says to me, "Now, Mrs. lear nan you write your name there. Your name and your address' and then she says to Jim "And now you write your name underneath there, and your address too. There. That'll do. Now you've seen me write that and you've seen my signature and you've written your names, both of you, to say that's that." And then she says That's all.

Thank you very much." So we goes out of the room. Well, I didn't think nothing more of it at the time, but I wondered a bit. And it happened as I turns my head just as I was going out of the room. You see the door doesn't always latch properly.

You have to give it a pull, to make it click.

And so I was doing that-I wasn't really looking, if you know what I mean-" "I know what you mean," said Mrs.

Oliver, in a non-committal voice.

"And so I sees Mrs. LlewellynSmythe pull herself up from the chair-she'd got arthritis and had pain moving about sometimes-and go over to the bookcase and she pulled out a book and she puts that piece of paper she'd just signed-in an envelope it was-in one of the books.

A big tall book it was in the bottom shelf.

And she sticks it back in the bookcase.

Well, I never thought of it again, as you might say. No, really I didn't. But when all this fuss came up, well, of course I felt -at least, I-" She came to a stop.

Mrs. Oliver had one of her useful intuitions.

"But surely," she said, "you didn't wait as long as all that-" "Well, I'll tell you the truth, I will. I'll admit I was curious. After all, I mean, you want to know when you've signed anything, what you've signed, don't you? I mean, it's only human nature."

"Yes," said Mrs. Oliver, "it's only human nature."

Curiosity, she thought, was a highly component part in Mrs. lear nan human nature.

"So I will admit that next day, when Mrs. Llewellyn-Smythe had driven into Medchester and I was doing her bedroom as usual-a bed sitting room she had because she had to rest a lot. And I thinks "Well, one ought really to know when you've signed a thing, what it is you've signed." I mean they always say with these hire purchase things, you should read the small print."

"Or in this case, the handwriting," suggested Mrs. Oliver.

"So I thought, well, there's no harm-it's not as though I was taking anything. I mean to say I'd had to sign my name there, and I thought I really ought to know what I'd signed. So I had a look along the bookshelves. They needed dusting anyway.

And I found the one. It was on the bottom shelf. It was an old book, a sort of Queen Victoria's kind of book. And I found this envelope with a folded paper in it and the title of the book said Enquire Within upon Everything. And it seemed then as though it was, sort of meant, if you know what I mean?"

"Yes," said Mrs. Oliver.

"It was clearly meant. And so you took out the paper and looked at it."

"That's right. Madam. And whether I did wrong or not I don't know.

But anyway, there it was. It was a legal document all right. On the last page there was the writing what she'd made the morning before. New writing with a new scratchy pen she was using. It was clear enough to read, though, although she had a rather spiky handwriting."

"And what did it say?" said Mrs.

Oliver, her curiosity now having joined itself to that previously felt by Mrs. lear nan "Well, it said something like, as far as I remember-the exact words I'm not quite sure of-something about a codicil and that after the legacies mentioned in her Will, she bequeathed her entire fortune to Olga-I'm not sure of the surname, it began with an S. Seminoff, or something like that-in consideration of her great kindness and attention to her during her illness. And there it was written down and she'd signed it and I'd signed it, and Jim had signed it. So I put it back where it was because I shouldn't like Mrs.

Llewellyn-Smythe to know that I'd been poking about in her things.

"But well, I said to myself, well, this is a surprise. And I thought, fancy that foreign girl getting all that money because we all know as Mrs. LlewellynSmythe was very rich. Her husband had been in shipbuilding and he'd left her a big fortune, and I thought, well, some people have all the luck. Mind you, I wasn't particularly fond of Miss Olga myself. She had a sharp way with her sometimes and she had quite a bad temper. But I will say as she was always very attentive and polite and all that, to the old lady. Looking out for herself all right, she was, and she got away with it. And I thought, well, leaving all that money away from her own family.

Then I thought, well, perhaps she's had a tiff with them and likely as not that will blow over, so maybe she'll tear this up and make another Will and codicil after all.

But anyway, that was that, and I put it back and I forgot about it, I suppose.

"But when all the fuss came up about the Will, and there was talk of how it had been forged and Mrs. LlewellynSmythe could never have written that codicil herself-for that's what they were saying, mind you, as it wasn't the old lady who had written that at all, it was somebody else-" "I see," said Mrs. Oliver.

"And so, what did you do?"

"I didn't do anything. And that's what's worrying me… I didn't get the hang of things at once. And when I'd thought things over a bit I didn't know rightly what I ought to do and I thought, well, it was all talk because the Lawyers were against the foreigner, like people always are. I'm not very fond of foreigners myself, I'll admit. At any rate, there it was, and the young lady herself was swan king about, giving herself airs, looking as pleased as Punch and I thought, well, maybe it's all a legal thing of some kind and they'll say she's no right to the money because she wasn't related to the old lady. So everything will be all right.

And it was in a way because, you see, they gave up the idea of bringing the case. It didn't come to court at all and as far as anyone knew.

Miss Olga ran away. Went off back to the Continent somewhere, where she came from. So it looks as though there must have been some hocus pocus of some kind on her part. Maybe she threatened the old lady and made her do it. You never know, do you? One of my nephews who's going to be a doctor, says you can do wonderful things with hypnotism. I thought perhaps she hypnotised the old lady."

"This was how long ago?"

"Mrs. Llewellyn-Smythe's been dead for-let me see, nearly two years."

"And it didn't worry you?"

"No, it didn't worry me. Not at the time. Because you see, I didn't rightly see that it mattered. Everything was all right, there wasn't any question of that Miss Olga getting away with the money, so I didn't see as it was any call for me-"

"But now you feel differently?"

"It's that nasty death-that child that was pushed into a bucket of apples. Saying things about a murder, saying she'd seen something or known something about a murder. And I thought maybe as Miss Olga had murdered the old lady because she knew all this money was coming to her and then she got the wind up when there was a fuss and lawyers and the police, maybe, and so she ran away. So then I thought well, perhaps I ought to-well, I ought to tell someone, and I thought you'd be a lady as has got friends in legal departments.

Friends in the police perhaps, and you'd explain to them that I was only dusting a bookshelf, and this paper was there in a book and I put it back where it belonged. I didn't take it away or anything."

"But that's what happened, was it, on that occasion? You saw Mrs.

LlewellynSmythe write a codicil to her Will. You saw her write her name and you yourself and this Jim someone were both there and you both wrote your own names yourselves. That's it, isn't it?"

"That's right."

"So if you both saw Mrs. LlewellynSmythe write her name, then that signature couldn't have been a forgery, could it? Not if you saw her write it herself."

"I saw her write it herself and that's the absolute truth I'm speaking.

And Jim'd say so too only he's gone to Australia, he has. Went over a year ago and I don't know his address or anything. He didn't come from these parts, anyway."

"And what do you want me to do?"

"Well, I want you to tell me if there's anything I ought to say, or do now.

Nobody's asked me, mind you. Nobody ever asked me if I knew anything about a Will."

"Your name is lear nan What Christian name?"

"Harriet."

"Harriet lear nan And Jim, what was his last name?"

"Well, now, what was it? Jenkins.

That's right. James Jenkins. I'd be much obliged if you could help me because it worries me, you see. All this trouble coming along and if that Miss Olga did it, murdered Mrs. Llewellyn-Smythe, I mean, and young Joyce saw her do it… She was ever so cock-a-hoop about it all, Miss Olga was, I mean about hearing from the lawyers as she'd come into a lot of money. But it was different when the police came round asking questions, and she went off very sudden, she did. Nobody asked me anything, they didn't. But now I can't help wondering if I ought to have said something at the time."

"I think," said Mrs. Oliver, "that you will probably have to tell this story of yours to whoever represented Mrs.

Llewellyn-Smythe as a lawyer. I'm sure a good lawyer will quite understand your feelings and your motive."

"Well, I'm sure if you'd say a word for me and tell them, being a lady as knows what's what, how it came about, and how I never meant to well, not to do anything dishonest in any way. I mean, all I did " "All you did was to say nothing," said Mrs. Oliver.

"It seems quite a reasonable explanation."

"And if it could come from you saying a word for me first, you know, to explain, I'd be ever so grateful."

"I'll do what I can," said Mrs. Oliver.

Her eyes strayed to the garden path where she saw a neat figure approaching.

"Well, thanks ever so much. They said as you were a very nice lady, and I'm sure I'm much obliged to you."

She rose to her feet, replaced the cotton gloves which she had twisted entirely off in her anguish, made a kind of half nod or bob, and trotted off. Mrs. Oliver waited until Poirot approached.

"Come here," she said, "and sit down.

What's the matter with you? You look upset."

"My feet are extremely painful," said Hercule Poirot.

"It's those awful tight patent leather shoes of yours," said Mrs.

Oliver.

"Sit down. Tell me what you came to tell me, and then I'll tell you something that you may be surprised to hear!"

POI ROT sat down, stretched out his legs and said: "Ah! that is better."

"Take your shoes off," said Mrs.

Oliver, "and rest your feet."

"No, no. I could not do that." Poirot sounded shocked at the possibility.

"Well, we're old friends together," said Mrs. Oliver, "and Judith wouldn't mind if she came out of the house. You know, if you'll excuse me saying so, you oughtn't to wear patent leather shoes in the country.

Why don't you get yourself a nice pair of suede shoes? Or the things all the hippy-looking boys wear nowadays? You know, the sort of shoes that slip on, and you never have to clean them-apparently they clean themselves by some extraordinary process or other. One of these labour-saving gimmicks."

"I would not care for that at all," said Poirot severely.

"No, indeed!"

"The trouble with you is," said Mrs.

Oliver, beginning to unwrap a package on the table which she had obviously recently purchased, "the trouble with you is that you insist on being smart. You mind more about your clothes and your moustaches and how you look and what you wear than comfort. Now comfort is really the great thing. Once you've passed, say, fifty, comfort is the only thing that matters."

"Madame, chere Madame, I do not know that I agree with you."

"Well, you'd better," said Mrs. Oliver.

"If not, you will suffer a great deal, and it will be worse year after year."

Mrs. Oliver fished a gaily covered box from its paper bag. Removing the lids of this, she picked up a small portion of its contents and transferred it to her mouth.

She then licked her fingers, wiped them on a handkerchief, and murmured, rather indistinctly:

"Sticky."

"Do you no longer eat apples? I have always seen you with a bag of apples in your hand, or eating them, or on occasions the bag breaks and they tumble out on the road."

"I told you," said Mrs. Oliver, "I told you that I never want to see an apple again. No. I hate apples. I suppose I shall get over it some day and eat them again, but well, I don't like the associations of apples."

"And what is it that you eat now?"

Poirot picked up the gaily coloured lid decorated with a picture of a palm tree.

"Tunis dates," he read.

"Ah, dates now."

"That's right," said Mrs. Oliver.

"Dates."

She took another date and put it in her mouth, removed a stone which she threw into a bush and continued to munch.

"Dates," said Poirot.

"It is extraordinary."

"What is extraordinary about eating dates? People do."

"No, no, I do not mean that. Not eating them. It is extraordinary that you should say to me like that dates."

"Why?" asked Mrs. Oliver.

"Because," said Poirot, "again and again you indicate to me the path, the how do you say, the chemin that I should take or that I should have already taken. You show me the way that I should go. Dates.

Till this moment I did not realise how important dates were."

"I can't see that dates have anything to do with what's happened here.

I mean, there's no real time involved. The whole thing took place what-only five days ago."

"That event took place four days ago.

Yes, that is very true. But to everything that happens there has to be a past. A past which is by now incorporated in today, but which existed yesterday or last month or last year. The present is nearly always rooted in the past. A year, two years, perhaps even three years ago, a murder was committed. A child saw that murder.

Because that child saw that murder on a certain date now long gone by, that child died four days ago. Is not that so?"

"Yes. That's so. At least, I suppose it is. It mightn't have been at all. It might be just some mentally disturbed nut who likes killing people and whose idea of playing with water is to push somebody's head under it and hold it there. It might have been described as a mental delinquent's bit of fun at a party."

"It was not that belief that brought you to me, Madame."

"No," said Mrs. Oliver, "no, it wasn't.

I didn't like the feel of things. I still don't like the feel of things."

"And I agree with you. I think you are quite right. If one does not like the feel of things, one must learn why. I am trying very hard, though you may not think so, to learn why."

"By going around and talking to people, finding out if they are nice or not and then asking them questions?"

"Exactly."

"And what have you lea mt

"Facts," said Poirot.

"Facts which will have in due course to be anchored in their place by dates, shall we say."

"Is that all? What else have you learnt?"

"That nobody believes in the veracity of Joyce Reynolds."

"When she said she saw someone killed?

But I heard her."

"Yes, she said it. But nobody believes it is true. The probability is, therefore, that it was not true. That she saw no such thing."

"It seems to me," said Mrs. Oliver, "as though your facts were leading you backwards instead of remaining on the spot or going forward."

"Things have to be made to accord.

Take forgery, for instance. The fact of forgery. Everybody says that a foreign girl, the au pair girl, so endeared herself to an elderly and very rich widow that that rich widow left a Will, or a codicil to a Will, leaving all her money to this girl. Did the girl forge that Will or did somebody else forge it?"

"Who else could have forged it?"

"There was another forger in this village. Someone, that is, who had once been accused of forgery but had got off lightly as a first offender and with extenuating circumstances."

"Is that a new character? One I know?"

"No, you do not know him. He is dead."

"Oh? When did he die?"

"About two years ago. The exact date I do not as yet know. But I shall have to know. He is someone who had practised forgery and who lived in this place. And because of a little what you might call girl trouble arousing jealousy and various emotions, he was knifed one night and died. I have the idea, you see, that a lot of separated incidents might tie up more closely than anyone has thought. Not all of them.

Probably not all of them, but several of them."

"It sounds interesting," said Mrs.

Oliver, "but I can't see " "Nor can I as yet," said Poirot.

"But I think dates might help. Dates of certain happenings, where people were, what happened to them, what they were doing.

Everybody thinks that the foreign girl forged the Will and probably," said Poirot, "everybody was right. She was the one to gain by it, was she not? Wait wait " "Wait for what?" said Mrs. Oliver.

"An idea that passed through my head," said Poirot.

Mrs. Oliver sighed and took another date.

"You return to London, Madame? Or are you making a long stay here?"

"Day after to-morrow," said Mrs.

Oliver.

"I can't stay any longer. I've got a good many things cropping up."

"Tell me, now in your flat, your house, I cannot remember which it is now, you have moved so many times lately, there is room there to have guests?"

"I never admit that there is," said Mrs.

Oliver.

"If you ever admit that you've got a free guest room in London, you've asked for it. All your friends, and not only your friends, your acquaintances or indeed your acquaintances' third cousins sometimes, write you letters and say would you mind just putting them up for a night. Well, I do mind. What with sheets and laundry, pillow cases and wanting early morning tea and very often expecting meals served to them, people come. So I don't let on that I have got an available spare room. My friends come and stay with me. The people I really want to see, but the others -no, I'm not helpful. I don't like just being made use of."

"Who does?" said Hercule Poirot.

"You are very wise."

"And anyway, what's all this about?"

"You could put up one or two guests, if need arose?"

"I could," said Mrs. Oliver.

"Who do you want me to put up? Not you yourself.

You've got a splendid flat of your own.

Ultra modern, very abstract, all squares and cubes."

"It is just that there might be a wise precaution to take."

"For whom? Somebody else going to be killed?"

"I trust and pray not, but it might be within the bounds of possibility."

"But who? Who? I can't understand."

"How well do you know your friend?"

"Know her? Not well. I mean, we liked each other on a cruise and got in the habit of pairing off together. There was something-what shall I say?-exciting about her. Different."

"Did you think you might put her in a book some day?"

"I do hate that phrase being used.

Poeple are always saying it to me and it's not true. Not really. I don't put people in books. People I meet, people I know."

"It is perhaps not true to say, Madame, that you do put people in books sometimes?

People that you meet, but not, I agree, people that you know. There would be no fun in that."

"You're quite right," said Mrs. Oliver.

"You're really rather good at guessing things sometimes. It does happen that way. I mean, you see a fat woman sitting in a bus eating a currant bun and her lips are moving as well as eating, and you can see she's either saying something to someone or thinking up a telephone call that she's going to make, or perhaps a letter she's going to write. And you look at her and you study her shoes and the skirt she's got on and her hat and guess her age and whether she's got a wedding ring on and a few other things. And then you get out of the bus. You don't want ever to see her again, but you've got a story in your mind about somebody called Mrs. Carnaby who is going home in a bus, having had a very strange interview, somewhere where she saw someone in a pastry cook's and was reminded of someone she'd only met once and who she had heard was dead and apparently isn't dead. Dear me," said Mrs.

Oliver, pausing for breath.

"You know, it's quite true. I did sit across from someone in a bus just before I left London, and here it is all working out beautifully inside my head. I shall have the whole story soon. The whole sequence, what she's going back to say, whether it'll run her into danger or somebody else into danger. I think I even know her name.

Her name's Constance. Constance Carnaby.

There's only one thing would ruin it."

"And what is that?"

"Well, I mean, if I met her again in another bus, or spoke to her or she talked to me or I began to know something about her. That would ruin everything, of course."

"Yes, yes. The story must be yours, the character is yours. She is your child. You have made her, you begin to understand her, you know how she feels, you know where she lives and you know what she does. But that all started with a real, live human being and if you found out what the real live human being was like well then, there would be no story, would there?"

"Right again," said Mrs. Oliver.

"As to what you were saying about Judith, I think that is true. I mean, we were together a lot on the cruise, and we went to see the places but I didn't really get to know her particularly well. She's a widow, and her husband died and she was left badly off with one child, Miranda, whom you've seen. And it's true that I've got rather a funny feeling about them. A feeling as though they mattered, as though they're mixed up in some interesting drama. I don't want to know what the drama is. I don't want them to tell me. I want to think of the sort of drama I would like them to be in."

"Yes. Yes, I can see that they are well, candidates for inclusion for another best seller by Ariadne Oliver."

"You really are a beast sometimes," said Mrs. Oliver.

"You make it all sound so vulgar." She paused thoughtfully.

"Perhaps it is."

"No, no, it is not vulgar. It is just human."

"And you want me to invite Judith and Miranda to my flat or house in London?"

"Not yet," said Poirot.

"Not yet until I am sure that one of my little ideas might be right."

"You and your little ideas! Now I've got a piece of news for you."

"Madame, you delight me."

"Don't be too sure. It will probably upset your ideas. Supposing I tell you that the forgery you have been so busy talking about wasn't a forgery at all."

"What is that you say?"

"Mrs. Ap Jones Smythe, or whatever her name is, did make a codicil to her Will leaving all her money to the au pair girl and she signed it, and two witnesses saw her sign it, and signed it also in the presence of each other. Put that in your moustache and smoke it." ^ JL yTRS. LEA MAN " said Poirot, || writing down the name.

VJL "That's right. Harriet lear nan And the other witness seems to have been a James Jenkins. Last heard of going to Australia. And Miss Olga Seminoff seems to have been last heard of returning to Czechoslovakia, or wherever she came from.

Everybody seems to have gone somewhere else."

"How reliable do you think this Mrs. lear nan is?"

"I don't think she made it all up, if that's what you mean. I think she signed something, that she was curious about it, and that she took the first opportunity she had of finding out what she'd signed."

"She can read and write?"

"I suppose so. But I agree that people aren't very good, sometimes, at reading old ladies' handwriting, which is very spiky and very hard to read. If there were any rumours flying about later, about this Will or codicil, she might have thought that that was what she'd read in this rather undecipherable handwriting."

"A genuine document," said Poirot.

"But there was also a forged codicil."

"Who says so?"

"Lawyers."

"Perhaps it wasn't forged at all."

"Lawyers are very particular about these matters. They were prepared to come into court with expert witnesses."

"Oh well," said Mrs. Oliver, "then it's easy to see what must have happened, isn't it?"

"What is easy? What happened?"

"Well, of course, the next day or a few days later, or even as much as a week later, Mrs. Llewellyn-Smythe either had a bit of a tiff with her devoted au pair attendant, or she had a delicious reconciliation with her nephew, Hugo, or her niece, Rowena, and she tore up the Will or scratched out the codicil or something like that, or burnt the whole thing."

"And after that?"

"Well, after that, I suppose, Mrs.

Llewellyn-Smythe dies, and the girl seizes her chance and writes a new codicil in roughly the same terms in as near to Mrs.

Llewellyn-Smythe's handwriting as she can, and the two witnessing signatures as near as she can. She probably knows Mrs. lear nan writing quite well. It would be on national health cards or something like that, and she produces it, thinking that someone will agree to having witnessed the Will and that all would be well. But her forgery isn't good enough and so trouble starts."

"Will you permit me, chere Madame, to use your telephone?"

"I will permit you to use Judith Butler's telephone, yes."

"Where is your friend?"

"Oh, she's gone to get her hair done.

And Miranda has gone for a walk. Go on, it's in the room through the window there."

Poirot went in and returned about ten minutes later.

"Well? What have you been doing?"

"I rang up Mr. Fullerton, the solicitor.

I will now tell you something. The codicil, the forged codicil that was produced for probate was not witnessed by Harriet lear nan It was witnessed by a Mary Doherty, deceased, who had been in service with Mrs. Llewellyn-Smythe but had recently died. The other witness was the James Jenkins, who, as your friend Mrs. lear nan has told you, departed for Australia."

"So there was a forged codicil," said Mrs. Oliver.

"And there seems to have been a real codicil as well. Look here, Poirot, isn't this all getting a little too complicated?"

"It is getting incredibly complicated," said Hercule Poirot.

"There is, if I may mention it, too much forgery about."

"Perhaps the real one is still in the library at Quarry House, within the pages of Enquire Within upon Everything."

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