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Sound of water sprayerNICK Oi! What did you do that for? BRIDGET Aren't you going to ask me about my lunch? NICK What lunch? BRIDGET My lunch with Leonardo! NICK Leonardo who? BRIDGET Leonardo Di Caprio, of course. NICK So Bridget, how was your lunch with Leonardo Di Caprio? BRIDGET Gorgeous! I was so funny. He loved me, he loved my dress, he loved my name. NICK That's nice. BRIDGET Now close your eyes. Go on, close your eyes. Ready? NICK Ah... BRIDGET Ta-daaa! What do you think? NICK Very nice. BRIDGET It was very expensive, but it's worth it, because tonight, I'm going to a premiere. Oh, I can't wait! I wonder if Leonardo will be there? Now I must get ready. Tonight, this little lady's going to shine! Tonight, this little lady's going to shine! HECTOR Annie, I can explain. Listen. Annie, please talk to me. NICK Hey, guys. Gre-at interview! ANNIE You were not fair, Hector. You were asking awful questions. NICK Yeah, they were pretty bad. HECTOR It wasn't me. It was Eunice. ANNIE Huh! HECTOR Hmm! ANNIE Oh, the guinea pigs! Nick, where are they? I must take them to the animal sanctuary. NICK We've been having a lovely time, haven't we, my friends! Huh! Hello! They're not here. ANNIE What do you mean, they're not here? NICK I mean, they're not here. ANNIE So where are they, Nick? Oh! Squeaking noises NICK Everywhere? ANNIE Ooooh! Sound of telephone ringing HECTOR I'll get it. Hello? Oh, hi, Eunice. Huh? Yes, Eunice. Ho-ho, OK, Eunice. No, Eunice. OK, Eunice. Bye, Eunice. It was Eunice! ANNIE No. HECTOR And after what happened today, she says that I... ANNIE Oh, Hector! Your job! She's fired you! Oh, I'm so sorry, Hector. It's all my fault. HECTOR She says that I must tell you that she is so pleased with the interview, she wants Channel Nine to fight against animal cruelty! ANNIE Ohhh! HECTOR Channel Nine's new motto is: "Animals are Human"! ANNIE Ohhhh! That's fantastic news! Oh, good old Eunice. Oh! What about Mr Garrier? HECTOR Oh, she said don't worry about Mr Garrier. ANNIE Ohhhh! NICK ... .... errghhh! ANNIE Right, let's find those guinea pigs. NICK Yes, right away! ANNIE Right, we found seven of them. There's just one guinea pig still missing. NICK He's probably watching us. HECTOR Yeah, and laughing at us. Sound of intercom buzzer HECTOR Hello? OK, right. Bridget! Your taxi's here. BRIDGET I'm coming. New girlfriend, Nick? Right, everyone, I'm just off to my premiere! Did I mention it? Proper acting. Perhaps you could learn something, Nick. Oops! Sorry, no spare ticket. Still, I'll tell you all about it later. Bye! Don't wait up! Laughter COMMENTARY [v.o.] Next time in EXTRA, the friends go on holiday to Spain, Bridget finds her prince and Nick finds his princess. EXTRA, don't miss it.
Episode 11
Narrative
NICK [reading questionnaire in magazine] Who would be your ideal holiday romance? A] J-Lo, B] Cameron Diaz, or C] Kylie? Yeah, mmm, difficult to choose. Huh. All three! Ha! Ha! What do you like most about girls on holiday:? NICK A] Their suntans? Yeah, OK. B] Their bikinis? Oh cor, yeah! C] Their …
ANNIE Ironing skills?
NICK Where do you meet girls on holiday? A] On the beach? B] In the bar? C] On the ski slope? Hah, on the beach, yeah, I meet lots of lovely girls on the beach, cor!
Date: 2015-12-24; view: 689
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