Sound of door being bangedANNIE
Oh, poor Hector.
I’ve just found the ticket on Nick’s bed.
Isn’t it exciting!
HECTOR
Yeah, great.
NICK
I can call Emily now!
HECTOR
Oh, great!
NICK
When Bridget has finished.
HECTOR
Great.
ANNIE
Shh! Shh!
BRIDGET
Hello!
I'd like to claim my prize money, please. My numbers are: 66, 11, 89, 18 and 69.
What?! What do you mean, they're not the winning numbers? Well, what are your numbers then?
Well, 69, 81, 68, 11 and 99? But how?
HECTOR
Hey, I know what happened.
Bridget, what were you doing while watching the Lottery?
BRIDGET
My yoga.
HECTOR
Aha! Which position?
BRIDGET
This one.
HECTOR
Exactly.
These are your numbers, but this way.
BRIDGET
Ohhh!!
ANNIE
Oh, bravo, Hector.
HECTOR
Hey, it was nothing.
NICK
Aha! Emily's number. 7-9-4-6-4-6-4-7. Aha, it's ringing. Helloooo. Is Emily there? No?
Who are you?
Jack's Taxis? Emily! You tricked me!
BRIDGET
Oh, what an unlucky day.
Well, it can't get any worse. Yes, it can. The phone call. My job. We must get that tape back. Now. And I know just the man for the job.
ANNIE
Well, it can’t get any worse!
BRIDGET
Yes it can!
The phone call.
My job.
We must get the tape back – now!
And I know just the men for the job!
HECTOR & NICK
Oh no!
BRIDGET & ANNIE
Oh yes!
HECTOR
Nick, should we be here?
NICK
It's OK. Bridget said it was OK.
HECTOR
Look! There is the answerphone.
NICK
Quick, get the tape!
Sound of dog barking
SECURITY GUARD
Security! Who's there?
COMMENTARY [v.o.]
Next time in EXTRA, Bridget's twin comes to stay, Hector asks Annie on a date and why is Bridget being so nice, or is she?
EXTRA, don't miss it.
Episode 7
Narrative
BRIDGET [reading email message]
"I got the photos, thanks. Your friends look cute. Do they know about me?"
"Well, they know I have a sister, but they don't know I have an identical twin!"
"Well, don't tell them and we'll have some fun. I'll see you on the 16th of June. My plane lands at 3. I'll get a taxi from the airport.
Love you, Chrissy."
HECTOR [speaking on the phone in Spanish]
No, mama, no es … …
BRIDGET and HECTOR
Mothers!
HECTOR
My mother thinks I am 10 years old.
BRIDGET
My Mum treats me like a baby too.
HECTOR
My Mum doesn't understand me.
BRIDGET
My Mum doesn't understand me, but Chrissy is perfect.
HECTOR
Who is Chrissy?
BRIDGET
Oh, she's my sister.
Sound of telephone ringing
BRIDGET
Oh, excuse me. Hi? Oh, hello Mother.
Yes Mother, I have remembered she’s arriving today.
HECTOR
Oh, hi Nick. I've come to get my weights.
NICK
Ah, Mr Romero. Take off your trousers and like down, please.
HECTOR
Pardon, Nick?
NICK
Ah, please, call me Doctor Jessop.
Sound of emergency siren
HECTOR
Doctor Jessop?
NICK
Hector, I want a part in the TV show Hospital Fever. I need to practise.
Anyway, women love men in white coats.
HECTOR
Really?
NICK
Ha-ha-ha! So, where does it hurt?
HECTOR
Where does what hurt?
NICK
You are my patient so you must hurt somewhere.
HECTOR
OK, oh, my arm, my arm hurts.
NICK
Your leg or your arm? Leg, arm, arm, leg.
HECTOR
Oh, OK, my leg, my leg.
NICK
OK. Sit down please, Mr Romero. Hmm, cross your legs. Ha! Now, don't worry, Mr Romero, this won't hurt at all.
Arrgghhhh! Oooh, oooh!
HECTOR
Sorry, Nick, it was an accident.
NICK
OK. You have good reflexes.
HECTOR
Good.
NICK
Now, Mr Romero, please say "Ah!"
HECTOR
Huh?
NICK
Mmm! I thought so.
HECTOR
What?
NICK
You had cornflakes for breakfast.
HECTOR
Oh.
NICK
Now I must give you an injection.
HECTOR
An injection?
NICK
Yes, an injection.
Date: 2015-12-24; view: 514
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