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Sound of eggs being beaten

 

BRIDGET

[Clears throat]

 



NICK

Wow!

 



BRIDGET

OK, Nick?!

 



NICK

Yeah.

Hot.

The soup, hot.

 



HECTOR

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

The soup is hot.

 



NICK

Thank you Hector.

 



Sound of knocking on door

 

BRIDGET

He’s here.

Good evening Howard.

 



HOWARD

Ah Bridget, my princess!

 



BRIDGET

Please come in.

 



HOWARD

Bridget, you look divine.

Oh, this must be An-nie.

Are you sisters?

Such beauty!

 



Laughter

 

HOWARD

The dresses are exquisite!

 



ANNIE

Oh …

 



BRIDGET and ANNIE

… Thank you.

 



BRIDGET

Thank you.

 



HOWARD

Don’t thank me, it’s a privilege!

 



ANNIE

Oh and this of course is Nick.

 



NICK

Hi.

 



BRIDGET

And this is Hector.

He’s from Argentina.

 



HECTOR

Hello.

 



HOWARD

Argentina.

Do you have a cow?

 



HECTOR

Two million!

 



HOWARD

What?

 



HECTOR

My parents own two million cows.

 



BRIDGET

Ah yes, thank you Hector.

Hector’s English is a little …

 



HOWARD

Weird!

Never mind, ‘Ector.

 



HOWARD

So Bridget [ooh] what a beautiful apartment, for a beautiful lady.

 



Banging noise

 

HECTOR

Dinner is served!

 



NICK

Hector, go on!

 



HECTOR

Today, we have sick pea soup.

 



HOWARD

Mmm, sick pea soup, my favourite!

 



BRIDGET

Chick pea, chick pea!

 



HECTOR

[Erm] Chick pea soup.

 



HOWARD

[Laughing]

This guy is great!

Where did you find him?!

Sick pea soup! [Laughs]

Mind you, it does look like – ugh! [Laughs]

Sorry Nick!

 



HECTOR

Main course.

Teeth casserole.

 



HOWARD

Teeth casserole?

 



BRIDGET

Beef, beef.

 



HECTOR

Oh sorry, beef casserole!

 



HOWARD

I bet the beef is as hard as teeth!

[Laughs]

A dinner with bite!

Oh! Sorry, Nick!

So Bridget, you would like a better job?

 



BRIDGET

Well Howard, I, I …

 



HOWARD

Are you willing to work harder, hah?

 



HOWARD

You stupid idiot!

 



HECTOR

Sorry, erm … !

 



HOWARD

And Bridget, with your good looks …

 



NICK

What a creep!

 



HOWARD

Ay! It’s cold!

‘Ector!

I want hot coffee!

 



HECTOR

He wants hot coffee.

 



NICK

Then he will have hot coffee!

 



HOWARD

So – by the age of twenty [snoring noise] I had fifty people working for me.

 



BRIDGET

Fascinating!

 



HOWARD

My father said [snoring noise] – if you want more money, you must work hard!

 



HOWARD

Ay!

You have poisoned me!

You fool, you stupid boy!

 



ANNIE

Stupid!

 



BRIDGET

Don’t you dare talk to my friend Hector like that!

 



HOWARD

Oh, what is he?

Is he your boyfriend or something?!

 



BRIDGET

He is –

A kind and clever and lovely man, which is something that you will never, ever be!

So you can keep your job, you creep!

 



ANNIE

And we’ll send you back the dresses!

 



HOWARD

What dresses?

 



BRIDGET

Oh, these dresses, the ones you bought Annie and me!

 



HOWARD

I did not buy those dresses.

I would not spend money on you!

Hah!

 



BRIDGET

Goodbye Howard!

 



HOWARD

You’ve lost your job!

 



BRIDGET

Well too late, I quit!!

 



Sound of door slamming/applause

 

NICK

Howard said he did not buy the dresses.

So who did?

 



BRIDGET

If ‘H’ isn’t for Howard?

 



ANNIE

Then ‘H’ is for Hector!

 



BRIDGET

You, but why did you buy the dresses?

 



HECTOR

To say thank you.

 



BRIDGET

But they’re so expensive.

Where did you get the money?

 



NICK

[Clears throat]

 



HECTOR

I – found it.

 



ANNIE

Well, these expensive dresses must go back to the shop.

 



ANNIE

Yes they must!

But not until tomorrow.

 



ANNIE

That’s right, let’s go clubbing!

Come on, Nick! Hector!

 



BRIDGET

See you later, boys!

 



NICK

Hector, you are a true, true friend.

Money is not everything.

So, what did you buy me?

 



HECTOR

What do you think?

 



NICK

I love you, I love you!

 



HECTOR

Hmm!

One moment.

 



NICK

You didn’t buy me a bike, you didn’t buy me a bike, you didn’t buy me a bike.

You didn’t buy me a bike.

 



HECTOR

OK!

 



NICK

Thanks, Hector.

It’s really, really …

 



HECTOR

It’s OK Nick.

 



NICK

Hop on, I’ll give you a lift.

 



HECTOR

Hey …

 



NICK

Hey, so do you still want to be a waiter?

 



HECTOR

No, I want to be like you, Nick, a stunt man!

 



NICK and HECTOR

Aaah!!

 



COMMENTARY [v.o.]

Next time in EXTRA!

Nick gets a job on TV.

Annie loves watching TV.

And why does Hector want to learn to cook?

EXTRA – don’t miss it!

 



Episode 5

 



Narrative


Date: 2015-12-24; view: 621


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