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Sound of intercom buzzing
NICK and HECTOR Aaaah!
NICK OK. It’s OK. Hi. [speaking on intercom] Hi!
Voice on Intercom Hello, it’s us.
NICK Come on up.
NICK and HECTOR Ooh/oh/ah!!
HECTOR So Nick, what do I say?
NICK OK, we need a script. Try this. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean.
HECTOR Your ears are blue, like the ocean.
NICK No!! Eyes, ears, ears, ears, eyes.
HECTOR Oh, oh, oh, OK, OK. Your ey-es are blue, like the ocean.
NICK Good! You smell of sweet …
HECTOR You smell of sweat …
NICK No! No [sniffing noise] sweet, not sweat!
HECTOR Oh, OK, OK.
NICK OK, your hair is so soft.
HECTOR Thank you, Nick.
NICK No, No, her hair, her hair!
HECTOR Oh, her hair!
Sound of knocking on door
NICK and HECTOR Oh, oh!
NICK Ready?
HECTOR Ready.
NICK and HECTOR Good luck!
NICK Oh, Cuddles and Bubbles.
HECTOR But we thought you were dancers. Oh, you are dancers.
NICK Dancing … dogs! In … Woof, The Musical.’ Ha, ha, hello, come in. Come in. Hello.
Barking noise
HECTOR Oh please, sit down. Sit!
NICK Stick to the script. You smell so sweet.
HECTOR Your ears are … blue, like the ocean.
NICK Eyes, eyes!
[BRIDGET] Are you a million-aire?
HECTOR Psst, psst! Am I a millionaire?
NICK [Laughs] Are you a millionaire? Are you a millionaire? [Laughs] Ha! We are millionaires!
BRIDGET and ANNIE Good – good.
BRIDGET Well you can pay for these then!!
ANNIE If you please!!
Girls laugh
BRIDGET Your faces! We are the dancers …
ANNIE From the cyber café!
BRIDGET So you are millionaires, ay?
ANNIE Oh what a trick to get girlfriends! Millionaires, very funny!
BRIDGET With fast cars!
NICK [Laughs] Good trick, ay!
HECTOR But that is my car! Ow!!!
BRIDGET Oh, you smell so sweet!
ANNIE And you do have beautiful eyes! Or is it ears?
Sound of intercom buzzing
ANNIE It’s the landlady!
NICK I’m off!
BRIDGET Quick, hide Hector! Erm, in the bedroom!
HECTOR Oh Bridget.
BRIDGET Yes.
HECTOR Tell me. What is a taxidermist?
BRIDGET Oh!
COMMENTARY [v.o.] Next time in EXTRA. Hector wants to get a job. Bridget and Annie have a surprise. And guess who’s coming to dinner. EXTRA – don’t miss it!
Episode 4
Narrative
NICK [composing email] Job – stuntman. Age 20. 20? No. 30, more mature. Age, 30. [Sound of alarm] Ow-ow!!
BRIDGET Where’s the fire …
ANNIE It’s the smoke detector!
BRIDGET I know that! Where’s the broom?!
Thumping noise
BRIDGET Oh good, it’s stopped.
ANNIE I think this was the problem. Anyone for very hard boiled eggs?
BRIDGET Nick.
NICK Eh?
BRIDGET Are they your eggs?
NICK Eh?
BRIDGET I thought so! What on earth are you doing? Are you crazy?!
HECTOR [Humming] Oh, are my eggs ready?
BRIDGET Oh, your eggs, Hector.
NICK Hector’s eggs, Bridget. Is he cr-azy?!
BRIDGET Hector. The eggs are, erm, ruined. Perhaps some cornflakes instead?
HECTOR Thank you, Bridget.
NICK [Mimicking Bridget] Huh, perhaps some cornflakes instead?!
BRIDGET What are you doing on our computer anyway?
NICK … Nothing! Let’s just say girls, one day you will say ‘Brad Pitt – urgh!! Pah!! Johnny Depp – urgh!! Pah!! Nick from next door – vroom-vroom-vroom!! The coolest stunt man in the world!
ANNIE Oh, you a stunt man!!
NICK Yep. I got the job on the Internet. Well, nearly. I’m waiting for confirmation.
ANNIE Oh, how exciting!
BRIDGET The coolest stunt man n the world - on a moped, right?
NICK On a Harley-Davidson, actually.
ANNIE Films! Those stars! That money! Oh! Oh! Have you seen Carina’s dress in the magazine? I’d love to have a dress like that.
BRIDGET Mmm, me too. It would really suit me.
ANNIE How much is it?
BRIDGET Oh, let’s see. Erm …
BRIDGET and ANNIE How much?
ANNIE Oh, I’m a student, it’s too expensive for me!
BRIDGET I’ve got a job and it’s too expensive for me! We need more money.
HECTOR Money? Bridget, Annie, I have something to tell you.
NICK Hector, don’t! It’s a secret! The Romero family, one of the richest families in Argentina. Keep it a secret. Sssh.
HECTOR Uh?
NICK Sssh!
BRIDGET What’s a secret?
HECTOR You have been very kind.
BRIDGET Yes, Hector.
NICK Ha-ha, ha-ha! I’m sure Bridget and Annie have a little money! Ha-ha!
BRIDGET Sssh! Nick!!
HECTOR So I want to, I want to give you some money.
BRIDGET and ANNIE Yes!
HECTOR So, I am going – to look for a job.
ANNIE Oh … that’s a great idea, Hector.
NICK Gr-eat!!
BRIDGET Yeah, we can look for a job on the Internet, can’t we.
ANNIE OK, here we are, job vacancies.
BRIDGET Well, let’s see.
ANNIE Oh well, there’s a job in a launderette.
ANNIE and BRIDGET Hector! No!.
ANNIE And there’s a job as a gardener. ANNIE My plant!
ANNIE and BRIDGET No! And here’s a job as a cook.
ANNIE and BRIDGET No.
ANNIE Wait a minute! Look at this. A waiter! ANNIE What a great idea!
BRIDGET Yes! Ooh, I love good looking waiters!
NICK Did you say ‘good looking’? Here I am.
ANNIE What about Hector as a waiter?
HECTOR A waiter?
NICK Yeah, you know [whistles]
HECTOR Oh, but I don’t know how.
NICK Oh, don’t worry. I will teach you!
Telephone rings
BRIDGET Hello! Howard! How are you?!! [Laughs] Oh, thank you Howard! Me? Dinner tonight! Seven o'clock – at the Singing Parrot Café, OK Howard! Bye Howard! That was Howard.
Date: 2015-12-24; view: 543
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