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Sound of door opening/closingBRIDGET You're not going anywhere until it works. NICK Ooh! Oh, no! HECTOR Here, let me try. NICK Oh, you think you can do better. HECTOR I know I can do better. NICK Huh!! HECTOR I know a way from my country. NICK Really? HECTOR Really. My father taught me. Banging sound NICK Hmm. Yes, we have that way in England too. Banging sound ANNIE Oh, hi guys. NICK Hi. Damn! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah! Whooo! Whooo! Whooo! Hooo! Assorted banging/buzzing/screeching noises BRIDGET Oh no! What happened? NICK It was like that before. BRIDGET It was not like that before. NICK Sorry. BRIDGET What are you doing? HECTOR Man Olympics. Challenge Three. Dialling sound/mobile phone BRIDGET Hi, I need a man. No, you idiot! I need a man to fix the computer I bought. Tomorrow? Good. And I'd like him to be tall, dark, handsome. Great, thanks. Bye. At last, a real man.
BRIDGET [Composing email] Chrissy! I had to call a man to repair my new computer! BRIDGET Hi, I need a man. BRIDGET [Composing email] It’s crazy! What happened to it? NICK It was like that before. BRIDGET [Composing email] I think Nick and Hector know. BRIDGET It was not like that before! NICK Sorry. Grrr! Hector thinks he can win the Man Olympics. BRIDGET Grrr!
NICK [Composing email] Hector thinks he can win the Man Olympics. Huh!
NICK New challenge: to get as many girls to call us as possible. Luckily my sister Mel has got loads of friends, so Hector does not stand a chance!
Sound of phone ringing
BRIDGET Oh, it's Nick's phone.
RECORDED MESSAGE You have 23 new messages. Message 1: Hi bro, I've got all my friends to call you. Oh, I hear you and Bridget are history. That's great news. I didn't like her anyway. Message 2: Hi, Nick. Izzie here. Melanie asked me to give you a call. I hear you and Bridget are history. Sound of phone ringing BRIDGET Hello, what? Nicky Wick-wick is not here. Oh, is that Emma? Nick's told me all about you. Yeah. You and your moustache. Sound of phone and mobile ringing simultaneously BRIDGET Arrggh!Nick! Sound of knocking on door ANNIE Mr Postman? HECTOR Man Olympics, Challenge Five. NICK Yeah. Ooh, errgghh, tug-of-war to see who is the strongest..., aahh, errghhh, oohhh. NICK & HECTOR Aaah!! … Ooohh!! BRIDGET They had a tug-of-war here? ANNIE Yes. They are so stupid! BRIDGET Who won? ANNIE I won. BRIDGET What's wrong? ANNIE I want my examination results. Oh, where's the post? BRIDGET Calm down. Sound of knocking on door ANNIE The postman! BRIDGET The computer man! Well, hello there. Come in! POSTMAN But... BRIDGET I know what you're going to say. POSTMAN But.... BRIDGET It was like that when I bought it. So what do you think? POSTMAN It looks broken. BRIDGET Well, can you repair it? POSTMAN No. BRIDGET You can't repair it? POSTMAN No. BRIDGET You don't know how to? POSTMAN No. BRIDGET Well, how can you be a repairman then? POSTMAN I'm not. BRIDGET You're not a repairman? POSTMAN No. BRIDGET Well, what are you then? POSTMAN I deliver special letters. ANNIE My letter! Oh! POSTMAN Annie Taylor? ANNIE Yes! POSTMAN This is for you. ANNIE Ohhhh! Yes! Ohh! Sound of door being opened NICK Man Olympics, new challenge. First one to get - ti-ti-ti-ti - Annie's letter! Date: 2015-12-18; view: 698 |