CLASSIC "GET PSYCHED" SONGS

"You Give Love a Bad Name" — Bon Jovi

"I Wanna Rock" — Twisted Sister

"The Humpty Dance" — Digital Underground

"Don't Stop Believin'" — Journey

"You're the Best Around" — Joe Esposito

"Lick It Up" — KISS

"Paradise City" — Guns N' Roses

"Tom Sawyer" — Rush

"The Transformers Theme" — Vince DiCola with Optimus Prime

"Dancing with Myself" — Billy Idol

"Rock You Like a Hurricane" — Scorpions

"Come Sail Away" — Styx

"Free Bird" (second half only) — Lynyrd Skynyrd

"Panama" — Van Halen

"Jessie's Girl" — Rick Springfield

"Talk Dirty to Me" — Poison

"Thunderstruck" — AC/DC

"High Enough" — Damn Yankees

"Hip Hop Hooray" — Naughty By Nature

"Dr. Feelgood" — Motley Crue

"Round and Round" — Ratt

ARTICLE 123

Two Bros shall maintain at least a three-foot radius between them while dancing on the same floor, even when reenacting the knife fight from "Beat It," which, I guess, two Bros shouldn't do anyway, or at least not very often.

ARTICLE 124

If a Bro should shoot an air ball, strike out while playing softball, or throw a gutter ball while Browling, he is required to make some sort of excuse for himself

ARTICLE 125

If a Bro is driving ahead of another Bro in a Bro Train , he is required to attempt to lose him in traffic as a funny joke.

ARTICLE 126

In a scenario where two or more Bros are watching entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity. This may include but is not limited to: the high five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.

Date: 2014-12-21; view: 1179